Our favorite cult of decrepits has finally fallen into the 9/11 conspiracy pit. No nurses on sight.

58  2018-07-28 by le_epic_xd

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Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.

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DONALD TRUMP: We went after Iraq, they did not knock down the World Trade Center. It wasn’t the Iraqis that knocked down the World Trade Center, we went after Iraq, we decimated the country, Iran’s taking over, okay.

But it wasn’t the Iraqis, you will find out who really knocked down the World Trade Center. Because they have papers in there that are very secret, you may find it’s the Saudis, okay? But you will find out.

But when I look at a guy like Lindsey Graham, you’ll end up being over in that war forever, you’ll start World War Three.

Did grandpa gang even read the article? Daddy outright says who he has in mind as 'responsible' for brigging down the towers.

And it's not like it was a secret, either. Def one of the most reasonable things Trump said during the campaign trail.

Articles are hard to read, sweaty. Our nurse, Vladima, doesn't even know English!

Sweety, sweaty is what happens when they come up from the basement.

Nah, sweaty: qultist are always moist

Just like yer nan when I'm around m8

I thought the actual hijackers of the planes were Saudis? Iirc at the time it was fairly easy to travel to America from Saudi Arabia due to political reasons I can’t recall. Plus there’s a few documents on Saudi involvement with 9/11 that remain classified to this day.

There were recently some documents declassified for the lawsuit against SA that put forward proof that SA was behind the attacks (as if it wasn't common knowledge already).

What was the proof, out of interest,

I honestly have no idea, I just get sparse updates from someone who's part of the lawsuit.

Right.

?

It was proof that people high up in SA society were involved, I don't think you could say it was a direct decision from their government.

Duh. The Bin Ladens were fucking loaded

Osama fucked up a lot of contracts for the family, especially in Africa. They basically gave him money to fuck off.

Well, I mean some people who were high up but not officially pariah. And they have not been brought to justice.

There was an Egyptian, two people from the UAE, and a Lebanese. All the others were Saudis yeah.

Yeah, I knew a guy in Homeland Security who flat out said the Saudis had ties and basically everyone knew immediately afterword.

who flat out said the Saudis had ties

It's oddly comforting to know they went to their deaths neatly dressed.

Not too get too tinfoil hatter but the 9/11 Commision report was seriously fucking flawed. Almost all of the unredacted info was bull shit the ISI fed to the CIA that the CIA didn't find credible itself. The ISI and members of Pakistan's Elite Generals pretty much kept OBL as a pet so the AQ - Taliban alliance could keep the Taliban busy in Afghanistan instead of the Tribal North of Pakistan so that the Army could keep pressure on India.

Also the funding structure posed by the report made little to no sense, and conveniently didn't touch anyonenot already known.

What would you suggest for an unbiased and extremely in-depth historical review of 9/11?

I read a shit load of Strathmor and long form Economist and FP articles as it was happening as well as had a pretty solid familiarity of OBL and AQ before 9/11.

I actually found the 9/11 Com. Report pretty solid for the immediate planning and execution of the plot. Where the report IMHO goes off the rails is when the Commission could no longer rely solely on American law enforcement and almost naively copypastad Pakistani (and others) Intelligence talking points about the planning, motivations, and most importantly funding without good confidence degrees.

I'll see if I can find some articles that I complied ages ago though.

Finally? I’ll bet at least 80% of these dudes jerked off nightly to to YouTube videos that promised to reveal the “truth” about 9/11.

It’s like these people don’t even remember how the war in Iraq was justified, promoted or defended - it had nothing to do with 9/11. It was defended on the Saddam WMD claim, it was Afghanistan that was invaded because of 9/11.

they made a whole lot of spurious claims and really tried to pretend the two were connected for a while

They definitely used the post-9/11 fervor as a sleazy "b-b-but muh terrorists" cases belli to invade Iraq

It seems you don't remember either. One of the big arguments is that Saddam worked with Al Qaeda and would give wmds to them.

they said that shit about everyone. They said Iran worked with Al Qaeda too, but that's just a sweetener for invasion. The real stuff was "he's gonna be able to nuke America in like 5 years if we don't stop him".

Lol they’re drooling over a 2 year old article

Time passes slowly in retirement home

The staff needs to start scheduling orgies and making rosters. Letting these occur organicly causes the residents to have too much time on their hands.

Trump also says it was probably the Saudis, which is actually completely reasonable and has nothing to do with conspiracy theories.

This is the chosen year though. 2018 − 2001 = 17 = Q

lol its never been a mystery (((who))) did 9/11

Can't Assad the Mossad

almost entirely sure you can tbh

Those filthy Amish

its fucking difficult to get a horse and buggy that high in the air kudos to them

Finally? 9/11 conspiracies have been one of their things from the beginning lol

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We're not allowed to ping people from threads anymore, so pls remove the /u/s.

That sucks. No

Did spez finally get sick of our shit lol?

Most Americans suffer from at least one or more of the following mental disorders: Group Think - Let’s go with the flow because rocking the boat with truth may just cause us and others to have to rearrange our lifestyle. Stockholm Syndrome - Americans have trouble accepting their government slave owners (politicians) could actually be evil. Learned Helplessness - We have been oppressed in every which way and for so long by our government that there is no way out and so the best we can do is just go along to get along. Normalcy Bias - Nothing really bad could ever happen in America and our government slave owners would never intentionally try to harm us. Cognitive Dissonance - I’m ok if a mother chooses to murder her unborn fetus, but if a drunk driver kills my unborn baby he should certainly fry!

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A qultist lecture about mental disorders would be fantastic.

Just so you guys know Israel did 911 it was a false flag attack.

I didn't know you still hung around here.

Israel did your mom

You'd think after two years of presidency they'd give up

nope repost article from 2016 when he was still pandering to you

He's still pandering. He literally has had hundreds of rallies since being elected and has been keeping all of his promises.

At what point does it go from "he's pandering" to "I guess he was serious"?

has been keeping all of his promises.

wheres my FUCKING WALL

and why hasnt mexico FUCKING PAYED

  1. It's being built as we speak, but the Press is too distracted with Stormy Daniels to notice.

  2. They are. Through tariffs, remittance fees, visas, and strong-arming.

  3. Paid*

... Wait are you serious?

Yep.

The case appears terminal, then.

It's a shame that you feel that you are so certain of so much--and yet you have no reason to be.

Naw the funny thing is I probably know which sources you're going to use (and probably which articles in specific) and then I'm going to have to explain basic facts and procedures that demonstrate why your position is tortured logic and incompatible with reality.

I think a better use of both our time is me cutting straight to the logical conclusion and bully you for being dumb and you do your people's bitching about it.

Wow, I didn't think answers got as neckbeardy as yours in /r/drama--but alas, I suppose even I can be wrong sometimes (though not about the wall).

  1. It's being built as we speak, but the Press is too distracted with Stormy Daniels to notice.

  2. They are. Through tariffs, remittance fees, visas, and strong-arming.

These are both profoundly idiotic things to say. On a public forum. It astounds the mind that you have the fucking gall to act smug to anyone. Fucking idiot.

Job surplus for the first time in 30 years, winning the trade war, North Korea denuclearizing, more human traffickers put in prison in the last 2 years than in all of Obama's 8 years COMBINED, and much much more, you teenage dimwit.

4.1% GDP growth when Nobel prize winning economists said it was impossible. Your butthurt is gonna be so sweet for the next 6.5 years. Almost makes me wish you had a newsletter.

See, this is what I wanted to avoid... Christ.

Job surplus for the first time in 30 years

Lol. No. God damn. And I can't find a single source, even in your crazyland of make believe echo chambers.

North Korea denuclearizing

Even Pompeo and the CIA said this was inaccurate. Minor deconstruction that can be operational in mere weeks does not denuclearizing make. If you believe that it does I have a suspended route connecting Manhattan and Brooklyn that you can be the proud owner of.

more human traffickers put in prison in the last 2 years than in all of Obama's 8 years COMBINED

Looks like literal fake news.

https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/40084/has-trumps-administration-been-making-more-human-trafficking-arrests-than-the-o

It would be great, but doesn't seem to hold up to any sort of scrutiny.

And you understand there's a vast chasm of difference between arrests (and jail) and fucking prison right??

4.1% GDP growth

QoQ not YoY is the number you're quoting. Do you know the difference? Like actually? Do you know that the number you're quoting is solid but not particularly phenomenal?

Either you do, and thus not arguing in good faith or, more likely a complete fucking fool that spurts things out ignorantly.

Nobel prize winning economists said it was impossible.

Jesus.

Your butthurt is gonna be so sweet for the next 6.5 years

So my pain of having to deal with morons like you for the next year is gunna be sweet. Bit of an own goal there, innit?

This is one of the worst post I have EVER seen. Delete it.

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"Literally everything that Trump is has done can be explained away with a little mental gymnastics." ~/u/Whaddaulookinat

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/05/there-are-more-jobs-than-people-out-of-work.html <--because apparently you're awesome at searching the internet. Or maybe it's just fake news. You retard.

Even Pompeo and the CIA said this was inaccurate.

No he didn't, you dingus. They've committed to denuclearizing and they are disassembling test sites; they also haven't fired a test missile in almost a year. What you're referencing is regarding production of fuel or some such nonsense. Regardless, you're missing the forest for the "How is Trump Evil Here?": He's accomplished far more with NK than any other president. So just walk away, autist. Leave understanding to the big kids.

Nobel prize winning economists said it was impossible. Jesus

I don't know who's more retarded, you or every economist quoted in this article. But seeing as you are completely incapable of independent thought, whereas these guys have at least formed their own opinions--I'd say it's you.

QoQ not YoY is the number you're quoting.

Wow, you are really tripping over yourself to find fault. Hey, what are Years made up of? NO WAYY!!!! FOUR QUARTERS!!

"Wait, wut? I dont get it..." -/u/Whaddaulookinat

Let me explain it to you, brainiac! The QoQ growth rate has been consistently GROWING--which will extend to YoY growth as soon as two more quarters are finished. I know this is tough, but try to bear with me!

So my pain of having to deal with morons like you for the next year is gunna be sweet. Bit of an own goal there, innit?

Here is something you might find relevant for getting to know yourself better.

For a dude that intertwines yoda-speak into normal vernacular, you've got a pretty high opinion of your own ignorance.

Imagine thinking that tariffs mean that it’s mexico paying and not the taxpayer.

Oh, so when Trump said "Mexico is gonna pay for it," you think he meant the land? Imagine being so retarded that you think all language is 100% literal all the time.

Mexico = American taxpayer. Funny how language works.

lol. Okay bub.

you think he meant the land within the geographical boundaries that comprise the territory of Mexico?

Uhhh.... yeah?

  1. It's being built as we speak, but the Press is too distracted with Stormy Daniels to notice.

  2. They are. Through tariffs, remittance fees, visas, and strong-arming.

These are both profoundly idiotic things to say. On a public forum. It astounds the mind that you have the fucking gall to act smug to anyone. Fucking idiot.

Punishing Mexico for not paying for it is not the same as Mexico paying for it.

He made a lot of promises, it's not surprising that he'd actually do some of them. This however is an example of a promise that he did not keep, so I don't know how you can say he's "been keeping all his promises".

Unironically would like to start a war with Saudis. More dead roaches the better