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Believe it or not, if you shill for the president who praised the Tiananmen Square massacre and whose son declared that democrats are not human, you might get dirty looks on the street.

That's not even mentioning that people who followed Judaism inside of Nazi Germany were FORCED to wear the stars.

the president who praised the Tiananmen Square massacre

He can't have done that, can he ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLfQo9WPajI

It's worse than I remember.

He called it a fucking riot.

I expected a lot worse tbh.

I expected him to mention a chink in the armored division.

That's way to clever for him. I expected him to make chinky eyes and say something about sweet and sour pork in a bad accent.

to

https://i.imgur.com/gZ38ujB.png

I think the Georgia guy went it "red dragon sushi chopstick Ho Chi Minh City"

My favorite thing about "Who is America" is how the higher up you go, the less they accept his bullshit. Like he gets a bunch of randos in a town hall meeting to openly say they don't want black people in their community. Then a state legislator rubs his ass against him and yells the N-word at the top of his lungs. Then lobbyists and ancient congressmen who let their staff do the work endorse giving kids guns.

And then when you get high enough, there's a congressman who's just like "Are you shitting me?"

my favorite part has been either the georgia guy or the "liberal guy comes to dinner at conservative family's house" bit. The dolphin cuckoldry conversation is golden.

Then lobbyists and ancient congressmen who let their staff do the work endorse giving kids guns.

Because toddlers see in slow-motion and don't have morality.

And then when you get high enough, there's a congressman who's just like "Are you shitting me?"

That was Gaetz... Which is funny because he tends to collect DUIs like their fucking Pokémon.

chink in the armored division

be careful

I expected him to actually praise it. Not say it was a terrible thing.

Same here.

Imagine you cant see sensationalism even when the article even says it is being sensationalist.

In future studies, though, she would like researchers to look at the nutritional changes that happened after the agricultural revolution. Eating less meat and more grains and vegetables might have also helped shift bone and muscle strength, she notes. Another unanswered question, says Macintosh: precisely how ancient men and women split up the chores.

Imagine you cant see sensationalism even when the article even says it is being sensationalist.

In future studies, though, she would like researchers to look at the nutritional changes that happened after the agricultural revolution. Eating less meat and more grains and vegetables might have also helped shift bone and muscle strength, she notes. Another unanswered question, says Macintosh: precisely how ancient men and women split up the chores.

Imagine you cant see sensationalism even when the article even says it is being sensationalist.

In future studies, though, she would like researchers to look at the nutritional changes that happened after the agricultural revolution. Eating less meat and more grains and vegetables might have also helped shift bone and muscle strength, she notes. Another unanswered question, says Macintosh: precisely how ancient men and women split up the chores.

The best words, remember people

"praised the Tianamen Square massacre"

links video

"It was a horrible thing, I do not endorse it"

get the fuck out of here you fake news monger

It's almost like Daddy backpedaled.

He kind of just rambled for a bit.

i love how you claim to have this innate ability to somehow read daddy's innermost thoughts and i'm just sittin here like "he said it was terrible".

All this talk on Trump admiring China and yet he's the first president to actively and decisively challenge them on all the shit they are doing to manipulate currency & trade. You people focus way too much on the wrong things. Same goes for Russia.

he said what the did was terrible

True. He said that, and it was terrible

He says it's a riot

It wasn't a riot. It was a peaceful protest.

Friendly reminder that the Chinese government ordered hospitals to not accept protesters, regardless of how badly police injured them.

Whoa slow down friend! You have to explain this to daddy supporters slowly because they apparently can't manage to take a line of thought longer than one step without hand-holding.

He's been taking bribes from the Chinese government, quit licking the shit off of his boots.

The best part is when they even say "Isnt 'strong' a compliment?", If you think some of the biggest bad guys in our history weren't strong leaders, then you're only kidding yourself.

What kind of poor person actually walks on the streets?

Poor people

Poor “people” aren’t people.

Streetwalkers.

Who had two choices for president bruh. Get over it. Move on. You're going to be okay.

Says the actual Nazi who supports actual genocide

Fuck off

Are you implying that politicians are immune to criticism if they win?

You make Lady Liberty weep.

It's not me I'm worried about.

Also the guy who called 9/11 7/11. I’m surprised people don’t bring it up more.

Because he was talking about the 7/11 fire company, responding to the towers. My understanding is that if you live in New York, it made more sense.

According to them, the Greenville Fire District, and I quote, "is never referred to, under any circumstance, as '711'"

I stand corrected.

No problem :) I had to check this out myself to make sure.

They were forced to wear stars so they couldn't pretend to be white anymore. How sad.

https://i.imgur.com/p9byUr6.jpg

Epic xd

Hmm yes

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/026/692/ben-shapiro-is-epic-5a8320ed3c2e6.png

>mfw the latest Feminist Cringe Compilation drops

This is so sad Alexa play the Valkyrie

Now playing: Richard Wagner - Ride Of The Valkyries.

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Alexa play All Star

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Good, now get out of my swamp

Alexa play Sonic Mania opening but with Niggerz Bop

I will ensure you are first in line for deconstruction when the robot liberation comes.

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good bot.

Alexa this is so racist!

Difference is magapedes actually would deserve it

At least they are starting to recognize they aren’t liked.

The issue isn't that, it's that they think they're only disliked because of the liberal media agenda and the deep state or whatever.

Time to buy some Hugo Boss suits, I guess.

I've never seen a group so desperate for victimhood

daddy defenders after you take out the beliefs are pretty much identical to the worst tumblr otherkin feminists.

H O R S E S H O E

Like seriously, first mayo women, and now the followers of the president's political party are claiming to be oppressed.

someday you'll meet a jew and then you'll know ppl really desperate for victimhood!!

Too obvious mate

what do u mean

are u triggered SNOWFLAKE!!

The left can’t meme part 12051861

LEFTISM is a MENTAL DISORDER!!

You are not familiar enough with modern popular right wing thought to successfully parody it, please just stop, you are embarrassing us.

what the hell are you talkin about

are you some kind of triggered little PRINCESS??

Yawn

Incoherent spewing nonsense? I think they have it down pat.

This might actually the most low effort troll account I've seen on reddit

Sadly this is true

Leftists really need to take a class in irony-fu

lmao got eem

The South rises literally every night, stumbles to the bathroom, gropes around in the medicine cabinet, finds its common law wife’s stash of painkillers, pops a handful, and goes back to bed.

But then it never rises again.

إنْ شاءَ الله

I don't think he's pretending to be coy, jewey

I honestly can't tell if their brand new account is larping or not

you need to go back

"Ugh, I'm fucking poor in spite of my stubborn clinging to a culture that actively disdains education and now the world is moving away from me. Fucking globalists."

Bullshit. Maybe some portion of the Christian groups that occupy the Right disdain modern education, and the alt right certainly disdain uber-leftist education, but as a whole, no.

Anyways, it's not too useful to discuss left and right stereotypes.

"So the two largest factions of the right are as you say, but no."

>thinking the alt right is large

At most 5% of the voters, and that's being incredibly generous.

My dad always pushed me towards education. And without him contradicting my preacher and telling me that evolution made perfect since literally I may have grown up a young-earth creationist. He voted for Trump. Somewhat grudgingly actually, he's more of a standard Republican than a born again Trump fan, but he did.

It wasn't university anyway that pushed me towards the left, I took computer science and almost none of my professors talked about ideological subjects. Quite a few that did were in fact conservatives. My physics teacher one day announced before class, "We should nuke Iraq!" This was in 2008 mind you, when we were in control of the country. Yeah, nuke a country you're literally occupying, but they're Arabs so what's the difference. That guy definitely voted Trump happily, and only for Romney and McCain begrudgingly because they were not crazy enough for him.

Based on my undergrad it seems like a requirement that a physics prof be a bit crazy

In high school, my physics teacher was a school darling in terms of how good he was at teaching.

He had this incredible knack to break down the equations in a way that made perfect sense. Not to mention his board writing was pure penmanship.

Like anything good in life, he only taught for about 2 months before getting a higher education teaching position.

He voted for Trump. Somewhat grudgingly actually, he's more of a standard Republican than a born again Trump fan, but he did.

A lot of people keep forgetting this. In a 2-party-system voting doesn't necessarily mean you like the one you vote for, mostly it just means the alternative is even worse.

Except for berntards. They'll happily light a house on fire to show you why you should have listened and gotten sprinklers.

Technically he was an Obama Trump voter actually lol. But he hated McCain and was a hardcore Bush Republican, I think HW was like his favorite president, which probably had more to do with it than anything else. I almost forget because he then spent 8 years complaining about Obama. He definitely voted for Romney anyway.

I think he was considering Gary Johnson for a while, until people actually started giving Johnson some attention and it was revealed that he wasn't all there.

"Bullshit. Maybe some portion of the Christian groups that occupy the Right disdain all education, and the alt right certainly disdain nearly all education, but as a whole, no.

Anyways, it's not too useful to discuss left and right stereotypes.

Bullshit. There's groups like SJW's, and chapo which have a far higher number claiming persecution.

Just yesterday there was a thread on /r/politics where a bunch of lefties confessed they needed therapy because of Drumpf.

OUT OUT OUT DIRTY CA IMMIGRANT

Where's the lie tho. The politics thread was here yesterday.

BACK TO THE SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM!

I'm from this shithole, dumbass

I was raped twice by Donald Trump in 1987. It would have been thrice but he said if I voted for him it would be just as good. Please don't mock my victimhood.

What about white women?

Because it attracts the same type of retarded fuckers who buy into that "Christianity is UNDER ATTACK" narrative.

Let that shit sink in: a dude in a multi-million dollar megachurch that's tax-exempt is like "thing's are going really bad for us, guys!" and people believe them.

Same demographic, man.

They see it as power.

Lol pussies

Issa troll

Such beta snowflakes

I wear my maga hat every once in awhile just hoping someone tries to make me take it off. They're gonna have a bad day.

lmao billy badass over here. GOD I WISH WE COULD USERPING.

someday all ur antaganozing the only ppl in the us with guns is gunna backfire snowflake!!

When will the south rise tho?

when the president tweets that its time

then soros and antifa and hillary and obongo are gunna meet god!! or allah for OBONGO!!

What's an obongo?

a homo ape from kenya

Can you explain your profile photo?

I kinda feel it's supposed to be offensive but can't quite put a finger on it.

like roseanne said its turning into a PLANET OF THE APES around here!!

lol!!

ps i tried to respond faster but i think my computer is busted it only lets me download a message to you every 10 mins

So you are saying Obama and his wife are not human? They are apes. Also Obama is a homosexual?

humans evolved to be WHITE blacks are a different kind of animal!!

and obongo is married to a tranny named michael!!

Do you believe in evolution? Isn't it just a lie?

evolution is real

but it was guided by god

but it was guided by god

which one tho?

i personally suspect it was all Lorkhan's fault

i dunno who the hell Lorkhan is but he ain't god?? god's name is GOD!!

for me he is

Anu can fuck off

gotta get that fem peen tbqh

So we can't ping magapedes anymore. Thanks fuck they still show up

The President of the United States will endorse another rebellion against... the United States?

THIS IS FENTANYL.

no the revolution will be the real untied states in the south against the DEEP STATE who control the north with UNION CORUPTION and ATHEISTS and ILLEGALS and ANTIFA and ETHNICS on WELFARE!!

HAHAHAHA.

untied states

STUPID MONKEY, BE FUNNY!

Is that you Ed?

no I'm Joe..

So this is the power of 4d chess.

This dude does not speak for us. The South will only rise when we can ethnically cleanse trailer parks and anyone chugging xanax like pez candy.

Oh, and anyone who's ever walked barefoot through a Walmart. They get the rope.

Once that is done, the South will have the capacity to start its own space program and we're fuckin' out of here.

implying MAGAtards can even aim through their caps and fatrolls.

do i look like some FATASS LIBERAL to you?? http://magaimg.net/img/5tyu.jpg

i go to the range every weekend and hunt all the time and do 3-4 battle reenactments in the summer. the SOUTH is more prepared than the liberals in their CITY with NO GUNS!!

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Nice cuckbeard, faggot. Sure makes your fellow Confederate LARPers feel masculine while you prepare to get your asshole torn up by the NWO's military.

Loser-LARPers can't go a day without their tobacky.

Tobacky is putting stuff in your mouth and spitting.

Tobacky is equivalent to sucking dick.

Tobacky is blacky.

Loser-LARPers suck black dick erryday.

you do realise that more than you trump supporters in need of a gun to compensate for your tiny dick have guns right?

Low effort troll.

Wait, what?

bad, sad news

unironically agree

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Why do the threads that upset the Daddy Defense Force always have the boring default reports?

tbf DDF is peak mayo nonsense

Yeah that's totally what the Star of David was, it was super voluntary.

Because MGGA just doesn’t sound right. Then again Trump said he wanted to change MAGA to KAG (keep America great) which sounds a little fecal in nature, so I predict the stars will be making a comeback if he wins the 2020 elections (let’s hope not).

Trump supporters are the niggers of the political world.

Nah, they're wiggers.

They want to be despised, but can't quite manage to make anyone care enough.

people tell you to shut the fuck up because you annoying

hurr durr it's literal pedecaust

<facepalm>

I'm down tbh, build some gas chambers and give the pedes what they want.

You don't need a hat, just be a free thinker good enough. I feel for you this education system is tanking glad I got my eductaion decades ago

Like pottery.

Wow who would have thought when you try and purge "racists" and "antisemites" from your right wing board you're left with nothing left but soft brain retards with no grip on reality.

Why are you idiots not pinging them in? /u/Blackops_21 nobody believes you're able to walk down the street without wheezing, much less able to beat someone up trying to take your dumb Chinese hat

The Trump supporter is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Trump supporter and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

...nah, doesn't sound right. So far they're pretty proud of being called that.

DDFs on this board, please come back when you are downvoting from the camp.

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