This only proves that I'm not MDEfugee, downie, autist, or any other labels you cucks try to put on me. I'm my own party, army and a movement. I'm an independent, thinking, rational person unlike you dumb sheep.
Oh nice, I actually shat on the guy that posted this quote originally and now it's a BussyShill quote so I can relive my own personal glory every time it gets posted. This is better than fapping to myself in the mirror
I'll never understand how that can be more appealing than your own hand. Maybe PETA should think about air-dropping millions of fleshlights over areas that are known to repeatedly do this type of shit. whales and Appalachia not excluded
Kidnapping somebody's pregnant goat, running a train on it, getting your ass beat after being caught, and then taunting the owner of the goat as it's dying is a completely different level.
“He came to me on Thursday and threatened to steal the goat. He laughed and said that he and his friends had a nice time that night, which made me furious. I thrashed him after which he fled the spot,” Khan said.
Is that supposed to hurt his feelings? You've said you like the sight of dead bodies in trees. All you've done is made everyone else uncomfortable and not wanna hang out with you dude
Friendly reminder that consent is irrelevant when animals are involved. Fucking a goat is wrong because it’s fucking disgusting, and anyone who does it should be ostracized before they extend their degeneracy to members of their own species.
Holy shit, this is some pre-freshman level retardation. I am deeply embarassed that you would even appropriate the language of philosophy for something so incomprehensibly ignorant. Not a single one of your points was coherently structured into an argument, and nearly none of your conclusions had supporting premises.
“Now comes the tricky part. You need to gather 7 or 8 of your best mates. Very important they not masturbate for at least a week. Now for the perfect spit roasted goat, you need to fuck it. Literally to death. Make. Sure that you coat it’s insides with your semen. Yeh, like that. And don’t forget the mouth. Oral insertion is extremely important. Now, once dead, keep fucking. Very important to get as much semen as possible in. Once dead and everyone has done their task, take this buttplug and stop the goats ass up. It’s now ready for baking.”
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room.
As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
Apparently a large percentage of rural Americans report some form of sexual experience with an animal. I guess when you're out in the boonies there's not much else to do.
It's part of the new education system though that teaches kids that they're wonderful and unique snowflakes even if they can't read or write and like to fuck goat.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-07-29
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1 RobosaurusRex2000 2018-07-29
Oh nice, I actually shat on the guy that posted this quote originally and now it's a BussyShill quote so I can relive my own personal glory every time it gets posted. This is better than fapping to myself in the mirror
1 vir_pedohebephile 2018-07-29
#transitiongoals
1 SnapshillBot 2018-07-29
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1 SJCards 2018-07-29
No, Snappy. Pretty sure the goat was.
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-29
I'll never understand how that can be more appealing than your own hand. Maybe PETA should think about air-dropping millions of fleshlights over areas that are known to repeatedly do this type of shit. whales and Appalachia not excluded
1 LifeIsVanilla 2018-07-29
They don't want their hand cut off, but don't mind if their goat gets slaughtered.
1 billybobjoey 2018-07-29
i’m cool with dropping MOABs
1 bugslife22112 2018-07-29
Is your hand warm and wet?
1 Think_Once 2018-07-29
Are you dead that your hand is cold and you're unable to spit on it?
1 bugslife22112 2018-07-29
As if a calloused man palm is anywhere close to warm gussy
1 Think_Once 2018-07-29
It's far beyond that.
1 bugslife22112 2018-07-29
universebrain.gif
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-29
I don't even wash my hands before jerking off. Rough grimy leathery hands, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
1 morbidru 2018-07-29
does your hand say "baaaaaaaaaa!!" ?
1 37586316845 2018-07-29
The funniest fucking comment I've seen
1 wayback000 2018-07-29
we have this new awesome invention called "lube" you goat-raping street shitter.
1 charming_tainter 2018-07-29
Lotion dawg
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
The utter state of Indians.
1 sevgee 2018-07-29
I thought British schoolgirls was more your guys' thing?
1 0987654231 2018-07-29
You misspelled inbreeding
1 HumongousGentleman 2018-07-29
Same difference tbh
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-29
The difference is mostly academical.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
British people look like goats anyways.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-29
What if a goat goes to school?
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-29
Then she will already be better than half the british schoolgirls.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-07-29
But you said the difference was mostly academical, he he he he.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-07-29
Damn, you got me.
1 wayback000 2018-07-29
then pakistan would name it president, since it's smarter than most paki's actually still in that shithole country do.
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-29
naaaaaaaah
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-07-29
Contrary to popular belief, not all Pakistanis live in the UK.
1 LifeIsVanilla 2018-07-29
Just because you aren't big enough to rape to death or injury doesn't mean you wouldn't.
1 kingofthehill5 2018-07-29
Probably because you people have a lot of practice.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-07-29
Don't you mean Uttar? 😀
1 iamtheinfinityman 2018-07-29
Well the culprits were identified to be Muslims I think they are following the Arabic saying A wife for sons, a boy for pleasure,goat for ecstasy
1 ricoue 2018-07-29
The rapists were all Muslims, they've got more in common with you that they do with normal Indians.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
Bhai they speak Hindi so they're Indians.
1 ricoue 2018-07-29
Not all Indians speak Hindi, and not everyone who speaks hindi is an Indian you inbred sisterfucker. They're Muslims. End of story.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
Lol u fuck goats.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-07-29
They speak Urdu, you dumb Pashtun
1 Shalabadoo 2018-07-29
It's Urdu, they're 90% the same
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
I know, but the difference is what seperated an Indian Frome Pakistani.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-07-29
Which government prescribes the language in what is otherwise a linguistic continuum?
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-07-29
Don't you speak Urdu, which is practically the same thing? That's like a croat saying he doesn't speak serbian
1 rnjbond 2018-07-29
The idea of a Pakistani looking down at Indians is so ridiculous
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-07-29
Lol, this was done by a pack of Muslims. Basically Pakistanis who were left in India.
1 SageKnows 2018-07-29
Lol Pakis
1 Liberty_Call 2018-07-29
Nah, y'all just hide heads of terrorist organizations that attacked your allies from your allies.
It is all shitty behavior.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-07-29
But Pakis are just Indians who follow an abrahamic God.
1 Just_Victory 2018-07-29
/r/suicidebywords/
1 rnjbond 2018-07-29
Nah, you just harbor terrorists right next door to military bases.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
Osama should have been made a antional hero for 9/11.
1 DrDougberger 2018-07-29
What the ever living fuck?
1 Psyman2 2018-07-29
Well, it's dead now.
1 Quizlop 2018-07-29
Having sex with a goat is depraved.
Kidnapping somebody's pregnant goat, running a train on it, getting your ass beat after being caught, and then taunting the owner of the goat as it's dying is a completely different level.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
1 SlackBabo 2018-07-29
How do they not feel shame?
1 lens_cleaner 2018-07-29
Because in the area they live, this is normal behavior.
1 Jorgotten 2018-07-29
The should have designated goats for this.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-29
All cultures are beautiful
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-07-29
Never thought I'd want to avenge a goat in my lifetime, but here we are.
1 GaGa_Ratchet 2018-07-29
At least mayos make love to their livestock gently.
1 hotpot_lover 2018-07-29
Found the nigger
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-29
Didn't know Wales/New Zealand were niggers.
1 stemroach101 2018-07-29
Well now you do
1 hotpot_lover 2018-07-29
Well, cuck or nigger, either way, you’d look good on a tree.
1 GaGa_Ratchet 2018-07-29
And your women looks good on my dick. Cry more cuck.
1 hotpot_lover 2018-07-29
Lol niggers
1 istural 2018-07-29
Unironic ca posters should be crucified.
1 TamponOfAssmad 2018-07-29
Hotep lover
1 lannister_stark 2018-07-29
Lol k hotep
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2018-07-29
das RITE
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-07-29
Is that supposed to hurt his feelings? You've said you like the sight of dead bodies in trees. All you've done is made everyone else uncomfortable and not wanna hang out with you dude
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-07-29
This is a bad LARP
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-07-29
>defending mayos makes you a nigger
What did he mean by this?
1 Nick12506 2018-07-29
Calling a nigger a good slave doesn't mean your defending that nigger...
1 le_epic_xd 2018-07-29
Found the 12 year old
1 zulfikar31 2018-07-29
superpower by 2020
1 RajeshAlt 2018-07-29
It was asking for it.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-29
Friendly reminder that consent is irrelevant when animals are involved. Fucking a goat is wrong because it’s fucking disgusting, and anyone who does it should be ostracized before they extend their degeneracy to members of their own species.
1 RajeshAlt 2018-07-29
show bobs
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-29
(oYo)
1 ABigBigThug 2018-07-29
Finally someone with the courage to speak out against beastiality.
1 SuperShake66652 2018-07-29
What if the goat has a beautiful bussy?
1 shallowm 2018-07-29
a
1 LongPostBot 2018-07-29
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1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-29
What the fuck is this shit? Allow me to retort.
I don’t want to fuck a goat.
Anyone who feels otherwise probably buys child sex slaves with bitcoin.
Therefore, persecution of goatfuckers is morally justified.
1 Twistandshooter 2018-07-29
Imagine being so autistic that you write out a fucking page long post defending zoophilia lol
1 sweetyellowknees 2018-07-29
You disgusting piece of shit.
1 shallowm 2018-07-29
What's with the mean words?
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-29
You have only one bullet. Who do you kill?
Moral relativists
Hitler
1 Zizac 2018-07-29
Holy shit, this is some pre-freshman level retardation. I am deeply embarassed that you would even appropriate the language of philosophy for something so incomprehensibly ignorant. Not a single one of your points was coherently structured into an argument, and nearly none of your conclusions had supporting premises.
Atleast /u/dootwiththesickness had the common fucking sense to make syllogism
1 shallowm 2018-07-29
not an argument
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-07-29
rape culture right there
1 ejhrwejkenkdhnwjqdnw 2018-07-29
Clearly you have never read Wittgenstein.
Even if a Lion could talk, you would not understand it.
1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-07-29
SUPERPOOPER BY 2020
1 MSU-Darbhanga 2018-07-29
SUPERPOOPER BY 2020
1 SpinningNipples 2018-07-29
Only acceptable gussy
1 Assy-McGee 2018-07-29
goat pussy is G.O.A.T. pussy
1 geeses 2018-07-29
Kill a goat because you want to eat it, no one bats an eye.
Kill a goat because you fucked it, everyone loses their mind.
1 BrideOfAutobahn 2018-07-29
what if you fuck an animal to death with the intent to eat it after 🤔
1 geeses 2018-07-29
Then you're just adding in the sauce early.
Some Gordan Ramsey shit there.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-29
“Now comes the tricky part. You need to gather 7 or 8 of your best mates. Very important they not masturbate for at least a week. Now for the perfect spit roasted goat, you need to fuck it. Literally to death. Make. Sure that you coat it’s insides with your semen. Yeh, like that. And don’t forget the mouth. Oral insertion is extremely important. Now, once dead, keep fucking. Very important to get as much semen as possible in. Once dead and everyone has done their task, take this buttplug and stop the goats ass up. It’s now ready for baking.”
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-07-29
Goats have prominent teeth and will chew on metal. I'm not sure anyone would want that near their junk.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-07-29
This is a Gordon Ramsey recipe sir and you’re going to have to be thorough. Now shove your dangle and bits into the goat’s mouth.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-07-29
Would you consider that lightly battered?
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-29
not halal
1 snallygaster 2018-07-29
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
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1 snallygaster 2018-07-29
FUCK YOU
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-29
No u
1 snallygaster 2018-07-29
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1 LightUmbra 2018-07-29
Roode
1 snallygaster 2018-07-29
no your rude
1 LightUmbra 2018-07-29
lick my ass
1 snallygaster 2018-07-29
ok
1 BrideOfAutobahn 2018-07-29
very good bot!!!
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-07-29
"Look at that church. I built that. Do they call me Charles the Church Builder?"
1 geeses 2018-07-29
"Look at those farms, I farmed them for 30 years. Do they call me Charles the Farmer?"
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-07-29
Amazingly, /r/JustANormalDayInIndia is empty. (Does than mean they don't have any normal days?)
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-29
I used to work at a newspaper and had an (electronic) file full of these types of stories. It's surprising how fucking common this is.
1 snallygaster 2018-07-29
Apparently a large percentage of rural Americans report some form of sexual experience with an animal. I guess when you're out in the boonies there's not much else to do.
1 Pepperglue 2018-07-29
Yeah, but being proud about it seems like a whole different level.
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-29
It's part of the new education system though that teaches kids that they're wonderful and unique snowflakes even if they can't read or write and like to fuck goat.
1 Roast_A_Botch 2018-07-29
Yes the new US public education system implemented in India 40 years ago...
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-29
Most of the stories I had collected were from the local (US Major Metropolitan Area) news. And this was >2 decades ago.
1 BigPriceToupee 2018-07-29
I suppose there comes a time that simply hunting & killing animals is not enough and you have to up the dose.
(I support responsible (ie, non trophy) hunting)
1 theStingraY 2018-07-29
Superpower by 2020
1 YoMothaFlippin 2018-07-29
Beautiful culture
1 iamtheinfinityman 2018-07-29
Well, the criminal s were identified to be Muslims who are known for their love for goat
1 Mexagon 2018-07-29
Oh god dammit....
sorts by controversial
1 [deleted] 2018-07-29
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1 shinslap 2018-07-29
I wonder if one of them was the father
1 Profit_kejru 2018-07-29
Muzzies at it again.
1 SpineEater 2018-07-29
Yeah that's probably enough internet for today
1 cuteman 2018-07-29
Future democrats
1 wayback000 2018-07-29
islam was a mistake
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-07-29
The supposedly developed part of India
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-07-29
Fake news.
1 shadytelophonics 2018-07-29
What would be the cause of blood in the goats windpipe?
1 fretit 2018-07-29
Plot twist: the goat was pregnant from their previous gang rape.
1 The-Swat-team 2018-07-29
God-dam goatfuckers
1 StandupJetskier 2018-07-29
TIL you can have sex with a goat....could have gone my whole life without that factoid.
1 KnoWhatImSang 2018-07-29
Goat fuckers. Wat! As soon as the article loaded it all made sense.