You know who else liked dogs? Adolf Hitler.

170  2018-07-29 by ImJustaBagofHammers

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Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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LOL @ that sub. When we could ping them I posted a comment that said "I don't trust anyone who hates an animal without a valid reason" and I got so many hate PMs.

there are many valid reasons for hating doggos.

Of course. Like being attacked or just a fear of them. Most of the reasons I got were people thought they were ugly or smelly or lame reasons like that which shouldn't warrant the amount of hate they have.

I started dating dogs when I was dating a very intelligent girl who had a PHD and couldn't take care of her smelly, shitass, poorly behaved dog. The dog wouldn't even let us have sex, he had to be in the room jumping up and down on the bed and all over us while we were trying to have sex. If we tried to lock him out of the room, he would whine so much that it was impossible to even stay focused on sex. He'd jump up all over the couches and all of the furniture and he wasn't even some cool breed or something. Just some shitass humane society mutt. I broke up with her and got redpilled on the doggo question and now I advocate for doggocide.

lol imagine being cucked by a fucking dog

Exactly, that's what drives a man to genocide the doggos.

Is it my manlethood that is the problem?

No, it is the dumb animalโ€™s fault!

Or just bring her to your place you whiny faggot, don't just wish off dogs just because you figuratively got screwed and couldn't literally get screwed because of it. Or was mom's couch not an option?

Ughhhh I told you before the basement has its own entrance

she couldn't even leave her place during the evenings because she was gone all day and the dog would have a heart attack from the separation anxiety or something. it was a shitshow. dogs make horrible pets and dog owners are trash

no u

No different than a kid? "Oh my kid was at preschool all day and I was at work and haven't seen him in 10 hours, I should probably blow you off!"

Most people take care of their pets just as one would take care of family. You are pretty assblasted about this, and it's pretty hilarious. HURR DURR SHE'S AN ADULT WITH RESPONSIBILITIES WHAT A BITCH, what are you, 12?

This is why dog owners need to be genocided

I'd rather deal with getting rid of the emotionally needy. Stay safe.

No different than a kid?

I don't like kids either for similar reasons.

Yeahhh unless the dog has insane strength, opposable thumbs, and/or a mastery of lock picking you got punked by the pup.

He deserved it.

hot

yum yum doggy dicks

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dogs > jews

I take back everything I just said, I donโ€™t know how I could even entertain the thought that you were ever replaceable ๐Ÿ˜

i bet you even a non anti-semite dog-enthusiast would have to agree with me tbh

Well yeah. Dogs aren't controlling our media

I dunno. How many cute Jew videos do you see online?

What a whiny little bitch.

cockblocker spaniel

Do you have a map of Internal Mongolia?

Yes.

You really are a turbo luser

Many dogs have an accurate sense of human character and intent. I only wish your ex could read through your r/Drama sunday sperg spree so she would know what a good boy her dog is.

that dog is going to maul a baby one day and she'll be thot #9,000 who says "not my pibble"

I like dogs but we're in agreement if it's a pibble, my spergy friend. Pibblecide would be good for all of society, doubly so if the pibble defense force goes extinct with them.

it was like a 30% pibble. some sort of trash mix.

"You know what one of the most loyal, obedient, and intelligent dog breeds needs? Some shitbull genes because fuck that gay shit I want a scary looking toddler mauler to protect my trailer."

That's an idea so retarded it could only have been imagined with the help of synthetic opioids.

very intelligent girl with pHD couldn't do basic household task

Yeah...and hillbillies fuck their cousins. Not being able to manage basic life tasks is one of the most common and accurate stereotypes of brilliant academics.

that's what you get for having sex outside of marriage inshallah

Your dumb thot girlfriend got a dog as an acessory and didnt train it because she can't handle any hardship whatsoever and you blame the animal? You were right to break up with her but only because shes a low responsibility burden, not because of the dog.

I blame both and yes I certainly blamed her for it it's why I broke up with her

Fap?

No. There are none. Dogs are better than people

<1% of people will drag their asses on your carpet.

You must not hang around many children

Most people on r/drama arenโ€™t allowed to hang around near any children. Like 200 metres near.

Good point

I said "People"

Both the people who use the terms "doggos/puppers/boye" and the people who think animals are better than them should be gassed.

Some people do have valid reasons, though.

Except it is irrational, because a phobia is the application of emotions from a specific, often extreme, experience to the general case, in which the general case is basically harmless under reasonable circumstances and when proper precautions are taken.

I was scared of dogs after getting scratched in the face by them when I was 3, so while that's a valid reason for being afraid of dogs, when I was around 8, I figured that I was just being too stupid (The dog was growling and barking at me and I approached it. Way to go, 3 y/o me!), and that if I was careful and rational (Avoid growling dogs, ask permission from owners before approaching mystery doggos).

A single specific experience ruined the general dog experience for me for 5 years even though they were all well-trained dogs - I was cynophobic.

The dog was growling and barking at me and I approached it.

That's kind of my point, though. Is having an aversive reaction to a dog barking irrational or not? Some people will say its an overreaction, but if you react negatively to dogs behaving a certain way that could indicate hostility but doesn't always, while you don't react negatively to quiet dogs, what does that say?

I dunno, I'm probably thinking too heavily on this, I just find it weird when dog-lovers expect everyone to be super-copacetic with any and all dogs. Up to and including, "Well if you didn't freak out they wouldn't bark at you!"

Is having an aversive reaction to a dog barking aggressively irrational or not?

It's not. It's a bright neon sign with sirens blaring, saying and reading "Do not approach." - you'd be an idiot (ie: 3 y/o me) to try. But you still shouldn't hate it.

react negatively to dogs behaving a certain way that could indicate hostility but doesn't always

That's getting rather fuzzy, but if the average person would agree that it's hostile, then it's the same as the above. Anyway, if it's indeed a coin toss on hostility (Unfamiliar), then taking a wide sufficiently wide berth (As in, not getting within leash + dog jaws range) is normal and rational, because what's unfamiliar is a threat. However, after being made familiar and not a threat, then it would be irrational to be afraid of it.

Proper precautions should still be taken (ie: Do not do something that will reasonably piss it off), obviously.

I dunno, I'm probably thinking too heavily on this, I just find it weird when dog-lovers expect everyone to be super-copacetic with any and all dogs. Up to and including, "Well if you didn't freak out they wouldn't be agressive!"

....There a word for irrationally thinking that something is not threatening in any way whatsoever? Because that's the owner just being an idiot if they're OK with their dog being aggressive to the fear of others.

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TBF you were a pretty shit tier 3 y/o, dog just did what the rest of us wanted to.

Oh no can we not username ping anymore?

Ping anyway who actually cares.

Our fore father's didn't die on the shores of Vietnam just so fash mods could ban us for user pings

You will stop attacking puppies or I will destroy you r/dogfree.๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค

doggocide now.

Puppies > mayos

Literally everything > mayos

mayos > mayos

THEY targeted dogs, DOGS!

They targeted dogs.

Dogs.

They're a species of animals who will heeding the word of their owners for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little dog treat saying they did.

They punish them selfs doing things others would consider torture, because they think it's fun.

They spend most if not all of our free time annoying the shit out of their owner by barking non-stop all to draw out a single extra minute out in the backyard just to go back inside 10 seconds later at 8am on a Saturday.

Many of them have made careers out of doing just these things: chewing up your socks and underwear, all day, the same shit over and over, hundreds of times to the point where they know every little thing that will annoy their owner such that some have attained such pupper nirvana that they can literally open their kennel from the inside.

Do these people have any idea how many couches have been chewed up, treats have been eaten, discs have been thrown for enjoyment? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our chew bones? Owners aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making chew toys them selves. They think calling them annoying, evil, big rats is going to change our love for them? They've been called worse things by their own owners after shitting on the kitchen floor for the 4th time this week. They picked a fight against a species that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened them with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us they no longer matter. Their obsession with proving they can after being told they can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic they used to be chasing their own tail that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Dogs are competative, hard core, by nature. They love a challenge. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challenge them. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another game of tug-o-war.

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It's not his fault that you have so little self-control or intelligence that you can't read something longer than a tweet without becoming disinterested.

ImJustaBagofHammers, shut it, you fat dumbass. I'm pissed because people like you still exist. Jeez, you sin to often, oh wait. I'M PISSED SINCE YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO RELIZE THAT YOU COMMENTED NEGITIVILY ON A RELIVING TOPIC. I ONLY LOSEN A FUCKING WIRE, GET OVER IT AND GO BACK TO KINDERGARDEN IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

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Hm. I haven't seen that pasta fit better than when applied to dogs, including the original.

inb4 the sub is secretly full of mohammadians

Pibbles are the breed of peace!

Jesus Christ has dogfree always been this bad or is the next step in their radicalization?

Dogfree is actually the intellectual culmination of /r/conspiracy

It's all tied to Sirius and those [Dogons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlfIoJwhu-0)

Mental illness has always been the foundation of that genocide worthy community. Every so often they brigade the subreddit and try to defend their paranoid delusions.

I'm choosing to believe for my own well-being that 80 pct of that sub are just /r/Drama alts there to troll.

God I hate the cartoons in the new yorker

God I hate the cartoons in the new yorker

Fixed

more like shlock of the clown

Say what you want about the Atlantic, but at least they have smart people writing their articles. The New Yorker has pretentious nerds who think they're smart but aren't

God I hate New York

What's wrong with them? Seriously? How do people get this pitiful?

pitiful

pit

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They eat cherries pits and all until they are pit-iful?

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Hitler was a dog lover ... This by itself would be of little consequence

now let me rant for a few hundred words about why it is, in fact, of large consequence.

all those people need to die. for real.

r/humansfree

my type of sub

new super plague when?

r/antinatalism

r/mayofree

These people need to be fed to dogs

So if Hitler loves dogs I'm a fascist jew hater for also loving them but if hiker is a vegetarian I'm a fascist jew hater for not being one?

hitler hated smokers. I suggest three packs a day just to be sure!

Ironic that Art Spiegelman portrayed the nazis as Cats in his award-winning graphic novels

The dogs are the americans (and polish are pigs)

Hitler did love his dog tho. Some Philadelphians even found a painting he did here

Wow Godwins law is unshakeable

TL;DR

Is it a coincidence dunegoons and other mutts hate dogs? I think not

What the fuck is wrong with these people

Hitler had a mustache and shoes. Any man with shoes and a mustache is probably a jew hating degenerate.

Fun game replace the word dog with basketball american and compare with ye old /r/greatapes

Hitler was a dog lover and vegan.

I love meat and cat. I am the polar opposite of hitler, which is exactly why to destroy any possible resurgence of nazism, I am gonna make big furnaces for failed artists, dogs lovers (and their dogs, doggocide now) and vegan.

Join us for a world at last free of nazism !

Imagine you cant see sensationalism even when the article even says it is being sensationalist.

In future studies, though, she would like researchers to look at the nutritional changes that happened after the agricultural revolution. Eating less meat and more grains and vegetables might have also helped shift bone and muscle strength, she notes. Another unanswered question, says Macintosh: precisely how ancient men and women split up the chores.

inb4 those are all muslims

holy cancer. there are even people saying "great point" hope they are all trolls.

WTF is dogfree?

Some kind of anagram for autism I think but in another language and alphabet.

Can't we just remove the really stupid subs like them? How the hell do they survive day to day living from being that stupid?

Dog owners are just like their canines: attention hungry, self-centered, childish & rather neurotic.

ayy that fucking sub mane

is that sub satire

please tell me it's satire