Magic 8 ball mocks enlightened centrists and twitter shitstorm ensues

34  2018-07-30 by PlumCorruptor

19 comments

It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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Never wanted this much for a person to get kicked in the ankles

The best part is that he asks for money for his friend in the thread. He’s probably just trolling in order to get attention so that stupid people pay him. But it’s still a quality slapfight.

A classic attention grab™

It's pretty common for people who have their tweets go "viral" (like over a few thousand retweets) to promote something in the replies, although it's usually something like their SoundCloud or Instagram.

Social Justice Shadow Priest. Mental health issues. He/him.

Whenever I read stuff like this, I think:

  • He's probably a (((male feminist))).

  • He probably doesn't get any pussy.

  • If he does, he probably gets off to watching his girlfriend get rammed by other dudes.

  • His "mental health issues" are self-diagnosed, since I'm pretty sure being a massive sopping wet fucking pussy isn't in the DSM 4.

  • He feels the need to rephrase "you don't agree with me so you're BAD" half a dozen different ways to seem interesting.

  • He owns a Nintendo Switch.

  • He probably gave Anita money at some point.

  • He unironically enjoys articles that end with "And That's a [Good/Bad] Thing", and that's a bad thing.

Read above in voice of Hank Hill.

why?

that's a lot of thinking going on

We're on the fifth edition of the DSM.

Jesus fucking christ the plebeians these days.

He's saying he read it years ago

He probably doesn't get any pussy.

He's trans, so refusing him would be a hate crime

Id give Anita some money. That harpy really gets my juices flowing

Lol these retarded strawmen about centrists.

Actual retard has political diarrhea on twitter, uses drama from bad take to link to two equally important causes; fund for his friend with physical disability, and a friend who wants to make indie shitgame

support my disabled trans game dev friend

this is b8

He uses his follow up tweets to immediately start e-begging LOL.

Leftists can't meme because leftists are a meme.

looks like Snappy’s dining on fresh pasta tonight

have psych-related cPTSD, partially due to transphobic gatekeepers

Hahaahahahahaaha

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I don't consider myself anything, I'm weary of taking on a label because I have no control of the path that label takes. Like I agree with aspects of feminism but I would never call myself one because there is a lot of dumb shit that gets lumped in with it.