Interestingly, the poet laureate of inceldom, Michel Houellebecq wrote his most recent book sort of on this theme. I wonder if that’s where these retards got it from.
Islam was to Hitler what Japan is to neckbeards. He had a delusional conception of it that was based much more on his inadequacies than on what Muslims of his day actually thought or did, and Muslims generally didn’t like him very much. The Grand Mufti everyone spergs out about was an outlier.
Nationalists like the idea of Christendom, as another useful tool to set themselves apart from the others they so love to create. Christianity, not so much. It's a religion of weakness. That's why they heavily involved with paganism and mysticism and sought to reintroduce (what they imagined were) old pagan customs. But at the same time they would never go against Christianity because after all they were not some Godless atheists like the Ruskies. It was a pretty weird ideology all told.
Kind of an inherent issue with reactionary ideology. They hated the modern world and the Weimar republic, but once the Reich was dead it was dead and there was no returning to the Empire as it was. The Reich just existed because it existed, because it it was just a structure that happened to evolve over a thousand years. Whereas the reaction was formed specifically out of incredible resentment towards the democracy that had killed it. And they were the defenders of Christianity and tradition against the evil modernist atheist swine, but at the same time they didn't really even believe in God and thought the religion had a weakening effect among the people. The only reason they weren't atheists was again, just out of that resentment to that hated modern rationalism.
Positive Christianity was the Nazis’ attempt to make a coherent Christian belief system compatible with Nazism. It bore almost no resemblance to Christianity as any of us know it, though. No Heaven or Hell, no focus on forgiveness of sins, nothing but railing against (((Christ-killers))).
All those ginger incels (gincels?) joining ISIS in hopes of getting some sweet fair skinned Yazid pussy only to get rekt by a predator operated by a 6′2″ Chad from Mississippi.
This isn't even new, incels love Islam because of how it treats women.
It's funny they don't realize that Islam is actually pro Chad, since if you're rich and got good looks you'll get 4 Stacy wives while Sandcels LDAR or die fighting for 72 imaginary virgins. Meanwhile Chaddam relaxes in his castle with his Stacy wives.
Lol I know I'm from a Muslim background. You're forgetting one thing here which is economic class. Sure Abdul-Chad bin OilMoney can get 10/10 stacies by being rich via arranged marriage, but the construction worker who slaves each day just to be able to eat is doomed to inceldom. This gets worse when you account for chads getting 4 wives, which creates a gender imbalance ,leading to more incels.
Yeah but this is Pakistani culture, if we're talking about Islam as a religious ideology, then polygamy would be much more common. Most of the shit incels like about Islam isn't super widely practiced either.
that's why the islampill and the commiepill are synergistic. True Islam will thrive when there are no wage slaves and no foreign investments meddling in the national affairs of Muslim countries. Don't know where all the inheritance and personal property laws in Islam will go, but i'm sure some convenient fatwa can magically appear at the right time to resolve this issue if communism ever works.
I'm out with family and friends more now (yuck, i know) so i don't really have the desire or time to shitpost as much anymore, and when i do it's usually on other subreddits, or if i'm feeling extra autistic that day, then i'll do the deed on 8chan. My normal shitposting routine will kick back into full gear once college resumes and my family and friends become busy again though
All those ginger incels (gincels?) joining ISIS in hopes of getting some sweet fair skinned Yazid pussy only to get rekt by a predator operated by a 6′2″ Chad from Mississippi.
Like ISIS never trusted western or foreign recruits, they'd immediately send them on suicide missions, or wait a bit, declare them spies, and dip them in a vat of acid for show. Most other terrorist organizations had the decency to turn away stupid useless foreigners, but not them. Not a lot of it left to join anyway.
ISIS was like the only terrorist organization without the decency to turn away stupid foreigners with no talents. Instead they'd send them immediately on suicide missions, or wait a bit before declaring them a spy and dropping them in a vat of acid for show. Whatever, less stupid people and less Islamists.
I was reading the comments section on /r/braincels because I didn't immediately realize I wasn't reading the comment section on /r/Drama
and I was wondering why people weren't getting mocked mercilessly for trying to persuade others that Islam is perfect and to convert. Holy fuck braincels is a shithole lol
It's actually genius because now if you try and attack incels you're Islamophobic.
Incels may well be the most discriminated group in modern history (sorry Jews) but they've done a very good job at using this hatred against their oppressors (becoming trans/muslim and suddenly holding power over scum that put them down)
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1 SexyTaft 2018-07-31
Interestingly, the poet laureate of inceldom, Michel Houellebecq wrote his most recent book sort of on this theme. I wonder if that’s where these retards got it from.
1 DoubleDexter64 2018-07-31
Roses are red Violets are blue I can’t fuck white women So brown kids will do
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-07-31
It's more making fun of these people and sort of the far right but I could see how braincels posters could take it seriously.
1 gyrotur 2018-07-31
Islam is pretty authoritharian. Hitler liked Islam and he saw Christianity bas too promoting weakness.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-31
Islam was to Hitler what Japan is to neckbeards. He had a delusional conception of it that was based much more on his inadequacies than on what Muslims of his day actually thought or did, and Muslims generally didn’t like him very much. The Grand Mufti everyone spergs out about was an outlier.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-07-31
Hitler loved Japan too tho
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-31
That’s because Hitler was a neckbeard.
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-07-31
Can't spell Wehraboo, without Weaboo fam.
1 watermark02 2018-07-31
Nationalists like the idea of Christendom, as another useful tool to set themselves apart from the others they so love to create. Christianity, not so much. It's a religion of weakness. That's why they heavily involved with paganism and mysticism and sought to reintroduce (what they imagined were) old pagan customs. But at the same time they would never go against Christianity because after all they were not some Godless atheists like the Ruskies. It was a pretty weird ideology all told.
Kind of an inherent issue with reactionary ideology. They hated the modern world and the Weimar republic, but once the Reich was dead it was dead and there was no returning to the Empire as it was. The Reich just existed because it existed, because it it was just a structure that happened to evolve over a thousand years. Whereas the reaction was formed specifically out of incredible resentment towards the democracy that had killed it. And they were the defenders of Christianity and tradition against the evil modernist atheist swine, but at the same time they didn't really even believe in God and thought the religion had a weakening effect among the people. The only reason they weren't atheists was again, just out of that resentment to that hated modern rationalism.
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1 watermark02 2018-07-31
lol
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-31
Positive Christianity was the Nazis’ attempt to make a coherent Christian belief system compatible with Nazism. It bore almost no resemblance to Christianity as any of us know it, though. No Heaven or Hell, no focus on forgiveness of sins, nothing but railing against (((Christ-killers))).
1 pvijay187 2018-07-31
Incels converting to Islam
MDEfags converting to Christianity.
The upcoming religious resurgence will be the most retarded yet
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-31
To maintain radical centrism, Palestinians should convert to Judaism. And then exercise their Right of Return.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-07-31
Most of them are more Semitic than Israelis anyway.
1 911roofer 2018-07-31
I've often thought that Israel should just forcibly convert them to Judaism.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-31
Forced converts are never truly welcomed into the religious group they join. The Jews of all people know this.
1 thrillhouze- 2018-07-31
Crusades MK II coming soon!
Or would it be the Tenth Crusade? Fuck, this is even more ridiculous than capeshit, fucking Avengers 12 with added Chris Pratt.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-07-31
Like either group could be bothered to go outside, let along interact with someone not as white as mayonnaise.
1 thrillhouze- 2018-07-31
It’ll be all online gaming or VR controlled drones out in the desert. Religious wars by internet proxy. I think I should copyright this or something.
1 Women-Warriors 2018-07-31
It's not a surprise that incels would convert to Islam. Both of their core beliefs are based around hating and controlling women.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-07-31
The most (only?) sensible thing you've said in this sub.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-31
Ding. We have a winner. They do this every month or so.
1 kingofthehill5 2018-07-31
Wtf i love islam now.
1 bugslife22112 2018-07-31
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-31
Bhai what do you think ISIS is?
1 thrillhouze- 2018-07-31
Incels larping as Chads getting blown by USAF Stacey MOABs?
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-31
All those ginger incels (gincels?) joining ISIS in hopes of getting some sweet fair skinned Yazid pussy only to get rekt by a predator operated by a 6′2″ Chad from Mississippi.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-07-31
I would love to thank IronMeltsinmyHands for recognizing my people’s superiority, but I CAN’T FUCKING PING.
1 Deutschbag_ 2018-07-31
/u/justcool393 what do you have to say for yourself
1 Morgoff 2018-07-31
Yeah that's about right.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-31
This isn't even new, incels love Islam because of how it treats women.
It's funny they don't realize that Islam is actually pro Chad, since if you're rich and got good looks you'll get 4 Stacy wives while Sandcels LDAR or die fighting for 72 imaginary virgins. Meanwhile Chaddam relaxes in his castle with his Stacy wives.
1 bugslife22112 2018-07-31
Nah ugly muslims can still get an arranged marriage.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-31
Lol I know I'm from a Muslim background. You're forgetting one thing here which is economic class. Sure Abdul-Chad bin OilMoney can get 10/10 stacies by being rich via arranged marriage, but the construction worker who slaves each day just to be able to eat is doomed to inceldom. This gets worse when you account for chads getting 4 wives, which creates a gender imbalance ,leading to more incels.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-31
I live in Pakistan and very few people have more than 1 wife lol, even rich people. It's just not something people do.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-31
Yeah but this is Pakistani culture, if we're talking about Islam as a religious ideology, then polygamy would be much more common. Most of the shit incels like about Islam isn't super widely practiced either.
1 911roofer 2018-07-31
That's because they don't count goats as wives.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-07-31
Goats are better than any gussy.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-07-31
Wow, all the tayposting is finally explained. No wonder you like mediocre white women.
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-31
Tay is literally none of these things, she's a supreme being that is beyond social constructions like race.
1 DrDougberger 2018-07-31
No she is white, and therefore garbage
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1 reallyrunningnow 2018-07-31
Yeah but incels being don't really think things out.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-07-31
that's why the islampill and the commiepill are synergistic. True Islam will thrive when there are no wage slaves and no foreign investments meddling in the national affairs of Muslim countries. Don't know where all the inheritance and personal property laws in Islam will go, but i'm sure some convenient fatwa can magically appear at the right time to resolve this issue if communism ever works.
1 shallowm 2018-07-31
Why don't you post here as much anymore?
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-07-31
I'm out with family and friends more now (yuck, i know) so i don't really have the desire or time to shitpost as much anymore, and when i do it's usually on other subreddits, or if i'm feeling extra autistic that day, then i'll do the deed on 8chan. My normal shitposting routine will kick back into full gear once college resumes and my family and friends become busy again though
1 DistortedLines 2018-07-31
Gross
What boards?
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-07-31
/egy/ And /fit/ mostly
1 samurai96 2018-07-31
Everybody brings up the 4 wives thing but I've never met a Muslim with more than 1 wife.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-07-31
Incels and islam. Match made in heaven, i guess.
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-31
All those ginger incels (gincels?) joining ISIS in hopes of getting some sweet fair skinned Yazid pussy only to get rekt by a predator operated by a 6′2″ Chad from Mississippi.
1 watermark02 2018-07-31
Like ISIS never trusted western or foreign recruits, they'd immediately send them on suicide missions, or wait a bit, declare them spies, and dip them in a vat of acid for show. Most other terrorist organizations had the decency to turn away stupid useless foreigners, but not them. Not a lot of it left to join anyway.
1 froibo 2018-07-31
Surely this is the end of radical Islam.
1 watermark02 2018-07-31
ISIS was like the only terrorist organization without the decency to turn away stupid foreigners with no talents. Instead they'd send them immediately on suicide missions, or wait a bit before declaring them a spy and dropping them in a vat of acid for show. Whatever, less stupid people and less Islamists.
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2018-07-31
Damn, is it only that small spot in eastern syria? What even is there, sand?
1 myshl0ng 2018-07-31
Incels
1 rnjbond 2018-07-31
https://i.imgur.com/ogrOBh9_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
1 King_Drumpf 2018-07-31
About time one them does it. Both incels and Islam believe that women must obey the man and give him sex.
1 checker200 2018-07-31
I was reading the comments section on /r/braincels because I didn't immediately realize I wasn't reading the comment section on /r/Drama and I was wondering why people weren't getting mocked mercilessly for trying to persuade others that Islam is perfect and to convert. Holy fuck braincels is a shithole lol
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-31
But we do that here all the time. Islam is unironically dope.
1 checker200 2018-07-31
Yeah but you moderate /r/dickgirls, which I'm pretty sure is Haram.
1 typhoid-fever 2018-07-31
fake news
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-07-31
That's just for research
1 Goatsac 2018-07-31
Does he?
I always forget who's on the modlist.
1 DickGirls_Is_A_Fraud 2018-07-31
r/dickgirls is an alt-right shit hole full of nazi queerphobes.
1 why_are_we_god 2018-07-31
i do not get that impression at all ...
1 DickGirls_Is_A_Fraud 2018-07-31
Pedos too since they allow you in.
1 why_are_we_god 2018-07-31
one doesn't have to be gay to support gay rights.
one doesn't have to be pedo to support pedo rights.
the fact you sheeple are all so retarded when talking about this subject is indicative of the nonsensical indoctrination pedophobia is based on.
1 JenkemJoe 2018-07-31
uhlululululululululuululululuuuu!
اللّٰهُ أَكْبَر
Allahu Akbar !
1 911roofer 2018-07-31
There's a special place in hell for people like you. You're going to get beaten by nuns with paddles for all eternity.
1 shanewater 2018-07-31
It's actually genius because now if you try and attack incels you're Islamophobic.
Incels may well be the most discriminated group in modern history (sorry Jews) but they've done a very good job at using this hatred against their oppressors (becoming trans/muslim and suddenly holding power over scum that put them down)
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-07-31
Uh, that's gamers sorry
1 shallowm 2018-07-31
related
1 Lysis10 2018-07-31
well, the incels do love their trucks of peace
and LOL at so many religion of peace people in an incel sub
1 schoolboystirner 2018-07-31
SUBANALLAH!
1 rnjbond 2018-07-31
Remember this amazing comic?
https://i.imgur.com/ogrOBh9_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium