Do you reckon Brother remains 99% deleted after the process has been cancelled? That's a pretty nasty trick to play on someone - especially just for a rhetorical convenience. It does explain some of the snackbars I see down Preston high street, mind.
If an ultimatum is presented, fiancee wins 100/100 times. OP must know this. Anyone saying differently doesn't know what they're talking about.
Untouched autist living in mommy's basement confirmed. In the real world it's more of a 50-50. Some parents are in it for themselves and don't give a fuck about what their kids think, but a lot of parents would absolutely ditch a significant other if they thought their relationship with their kids was in danger.
It's obvious that all of this advice is fueled by Reddit autists' fantasy that the years of 16-45 are just their awkward phase and that they'll someday blossom into players as they age like a fine wine.
Like these NEETs think this woman is trying to get in the way of her father's happiness because she's a no-good roastie who doesn't understand that women hit their peak at 12 and men hit their peak at 84, when in reality, she's probably a good person who can see that her emotionally vulnerable divorced dad is getting played by a golddigger who wants a green card.
Eh, I don't disagree on principle, but it doesn't seem like this particular case is like that. She isn't asking "how do I get him to see he's getting played", she's saying "This is shameful and I want to cut him off".
Which is fine, but it doesn't sound like a concerned child looking out for their parent.
Wait, are you saying someone of legal age can't consent? Are you daying that chick doesn't have the right to pick her husband? Are you really trying to say that she shouldn't be in control of her body?
Just pointing out that if this happened in a middle easter setting, everybody will talk about how backwards the culture is. But since crocodile dundee is the one marrying an ethnic girl younger than his daughter, it's obviously true love.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-08-01
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1 UnhappyDisgustingWow 2018-08-01
This would have been perfect if it had been the original daddy one. Yet more proof you're the inferior bot here
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-08-01
And yet it's always upvoted. I unironically hate bussybot.
1 DuBBle 2018-08-01
Do you reckon Brother remains 99% deleted after the process has been cancelled? That's a pretty nasty trick to play on someone - especially just for a rhetorical convenience. It does explain some of the snackbars I see down Preston high street, mind.
1 ztwizzle 2018-08-01
is this a Hulk Hogan quote
1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-01
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1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-08-01
Untouched autist living in mommy's basement confirmed. In the real world it's more of a 50-50. Some parents are in it for themselves and don't give a fuck about what their kids think, but a lot of parents would absolutely ditch a significant other if they thought their relationship with their kids was in danger.
It's obvious that all of this advice is fueled by Reddit autists' fantasy that the years of 16-45 are just their awkward phase and that they'll someday blossom into players as they age like a fine wine.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-01
"She loves me because I'm a catch. Not because she knows she only has to put up with me for a couple years for citizenship."
1 QueenOfTheIncels 2018-08-01
Like these NEETs think this woman is trying to get in the way of her father's happiness because she's a no-good roastie who doesn't understand that women hit their peak at 12 and men hit their peak at 84, when in reality, she's probably a good person who can see that her emotionally vulnerable divorced dad is getting played by a golddigger who wants a green card.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-08-01
Nah, sounds more like Daddy's Little Girl wasn't happy with just driving away her bio mom, she has to now get in the way of her Dad moving on.
I'm smelling some Electra Complex from this one for sure.
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-08-01
Eh, I don't disagree on principle, but it doesn't seem like this particular case is like that. She isn't asking "how do I get him to see he's getting played", she's saying "This is shameful and I want to cut him off".
Which is fine, but it doesn't sound like a concerned child looking out for their parent.
1 TotenkopfDivision 2018-08-01
Well I'm guessing he's making sure it's money well spent, 4 times a day if he's fit enough.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-01
Under Australian laws? LOL
1 watermark02 2018-08-01
That's like two years of pussy from a fine young Indonesian though. Just bring up the topic of divorce any time she's holding find.
1 schoolboystirner 2018-08-01
I agree with all this but how the last paragraph fit into all this.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-01
For drama's sake, OP should encourage her dad to get hitched and sponser that girl. Then report back to us in 3 years.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-08-01
Just get a pre-nup for the financial side of things and if the woman splits in 3 years after getting her citizenship, then so what?
Until then you have a live in maid. Sounds okay to me.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-08-01
Some people buy, some people lease
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-08-01
Title straight out of Circlebroke
1 GoblinThief 2018-08-01
I lurk there sometimes looking for lol cows. It's a guilty pleasure
1 palerthanrice 2018-08-01
Because fuck caring about other people, especially people you love.
“I was always told, be a complete narcissist, and if you see somebody walking off a cliff, let them.”
Fuck I wish we could still ping.
1 NNewtoma 2018-08-01
I mean we could create a subreddit specifically for pinging and then link to it in the comment section.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-08-01
r/Dramafreefire
1 Nick12506 2018-08-01
Wait, are you saying someone of legal age can't consent? Are you daying that chick doesn't have the right to pick her husband? Are you really trying to say that she shouldn't be in control of her body?
Fucking pos.
1 GoblinThief 2018-08-01
Just pointing out that if this happened in a middle easter setting, everybody will talk about how backwards the culture is. But since crocodile dundee is the one marrying an ethnic girl younger than his daughter, it's obviously true love.
1 officerkondo 2018-08-01
You'd likely only hear the backward culture comments if the bride-to-be were a minor.
1 la_creatura_123 2018-08-01
Strayans are notorious perverts / sexpats, everyone knows this.
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-08-01
They do live right next to Southeast Asia, the dank, damp, crotch of the world.
1 watermark02 2018-08-01
Can you get her to wear a burkha outside? Pretty sweet. Nothing hotter than then covered bitches.
1 hiero_ 2018-08-01
What a bunch of fucking morons.
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1 PureGold07 2018-08-01
What is up with mayos and their obsession with young Asian women?