OP submits poster his boss put up with "I can't believe how much you pay me, do you want some back?" among other things the boss wished his employees would say. OP then defends his boss in the comments.

64  2018-08-01 by PhysicsIsMyMistress

30 comments

The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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Aww we did it

no, my boss said I don't need a psychiatrist: it's too expensive, and wouldn't increase my economic output

This is fucking beautiful.

My boss allowed us to make this in a small break from work, Sandra is going blind from computer glare

I can't believe so many people are falling for this

They're eating the onion, they're eating it even though it's clearly rotting and filled with maggots. Animals.

That's unironically one the most disturbing things I've seen on the internet in awhile. I don't know if it's the Cathy Guisewite aesthetic or the cringeworthy sentiments expressed, but I feel like I'm being forced to watch Scott's Tots all over again.

I unironically want one. Where are they sold?

This is totally Bait, right?

Yes, he lifted that image from CTH.

I honestly feel like he's trying too hard, but it's working on some level...

He's actually not trying at all that's what's great

Trolling on reddit is extremely easy because 90% of people on this website don't even get extremely obvious sarcasm

This, probably the best thing for the quality of Reddit comments would be to ban anyone that has ever used a “/s”.

I honestly thought it was obvious satire and that the people in there had just missed the point. But apparently no, the bar for trolling is even lower than I realised.

Just gotta get the LSC crowd going and anything pro-business is bait.

It's a stunning lack of subtlety though. I mean really, really on the nose.

And yet people are falling for it. I’m impressed honestly.

Or he's in one of those Scientology groups.

That entire post is a Chapo psy op.

Mein gott! sniff

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Oh Mann! Oh Gott! Oh Mann! Oh Gott! Oh Mann! Oh Gott!

In the comments he puts literally zero effort in his "act" and they still buy it.

And I say unto thee "behold, the average redditor!"

really obvious troll

They still fell for it

I love how easily people on this site take bait

It’s so beautiful.

Yeah, these are all terrible and I would nope the heck out of that employment situation asap.

probably a lazy socialist then. We are proud to increase the economic value of the company. I'm training my daughter to be competent at my job, so she can step in when i need to go to the hospital (i don't think my boss deserves to lose that value, i did agree to a contract).

Post history suggests a supremely artful troll- I respect your work, sir ✊🏿

My thoughts exactly. Like come on, I like capitalism too, but part of capitalism is getting a new job if your current one is terrible. And seriously, no capitalist would volunteer to work for extra without pay or turn down a raise. This poster is insulting lunacy and probably decreases productivity.

Unironically i'm pretty sure i've said at least 3 or 4 of those to my boss. And I think i've heard other coworkers say some variation of everything else.

Maybe his boss should be less shitty?

this is so sad alexa play solidarity forever

(it's obviously bait, tho; the guy's a chapo poster)

this is so sad alexa play l'internationale

alexa play the internationale

the bot only does the english version, the fucking racist

Oh my gosh I do all of these things >. < I am such a nerd