You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

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shoots every living being in area multiple times

"I can only say I did my best."

I always wondered why there isn't more over sight when it comes to police shooting pets. They can get into lots of trouble for destroying property, but it seems like they never get in trouble for killing animals.

Animals are property, though.

It's because it's extremely easy for a cop to say "a bluhhh that 9-month old puppy looked at me menacingly, i feared for my life so i just had to light it up!"

I always wondered why there isn't more over sight when it comes to police shooting pets.

Because shooting dogs is the favorite hobby of law enforcement. https://i.imgur.com/tSP8Y6n.jpg

Is that the guy from sealab

There isn't really a ton of oversight when it comes to them shooting humans, so expecting there to be more for shoots involving dogs seems counterintuitive.

At this point, shooting misbehaving and unwanted dogs should just be a service cops offer the side to earn some OT haha.

Especially if it's a pibble

Ooo. X post this to r/dogfree for the grand final.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Dogfree/comments/948412/wolf_shot_by_cop_fearing_for_the_lives_of_others/

Uh oh, someone put a ping in their post.

Pings only work in the comments.

Has that always been a thing?

lol it's kinda funny how reasonable and calm the cop-mod is being and everyone else is sperging out around him making these wild accusations

bodycams for mods should be mandatory to watch their actions

What do you call 14 pigs buried up to their necks in sand?

Not enough sand.

Did you hear about the police station that was robbed? The crooks took all the toilet seats. The cops had nothing to go on

I laughed till I coughed. Thank you.

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We can't even ping this pig u/spez please save this sub

Cypher Blue proving that cops are as useless on the internet as they are on the streets.

God I wish I could ping that faggot.

Jesus Chris. What's stopping you then, fucking pathetic fleshbag. Ping him then.

Too big of a pussy

There's nothing stopping you from replying to him directly. Post here with the results.

""""brigading"""""

That refers to voting, not commenting, you brilliant mind.

Not a fan of law enforcement myself I had the pleasure of assaulting one of those pig pieces of shit. I hope that fucker was scarred for life after I hit him with that drill case.

You're my favorite mod. ACAB

Modding you has been /r/drama's best decision lately.

I agree! Alot of people seem to be pretty rude towards me but most of drama members are probably racist women hating white men.

I'm racist against white men thanks 😘

what if im a racist man-hating white woman?

I mean you shouldn't be racist that's honestly a pretty shitty opinion to have.

what if I'm only racist towards the color orange

You're an orangeaphobe then I honestly don't know what to tell you.

Wanna have sex?

Ya sure honey, let me ban you first.

She's pretty ban happy tbh. Be careful not to get her all booty blasted or she'll give you the hammer and cry misogyny. She's great for stirring up drama and that's why our retarded mods gave her a spot. Without pings drama has to be homegrown here and she's pretty goof at generating it

He didn't press charges?

What kind of fanfiction would it be if the brave heroine was sent to jail?

Once again, jackass...I am a cop so “bootlicker” is a poor choice for an insult.

Lol a shitty cop who likes licking his Sarge’s jizz flavored boots is a LA mod. Why am I not surprised.

Everyone knows cops get rank by sucking up and meeting the quota. This pig is no different from the rest.

R/Legaladvice is the worst place in the world to go to for actual legal advice. The mods are just cops and students larping as lawyers, because they were too dumb to do anything better with their lives. Everyone knows you don't take legal advice from a fucking cop or kids.

Not everyone. Desperate people will listen to anyone with an ounce of “knowledge.”

Tbh I have a few friends that are cops that seem to be alright. Too bad their pigs

BCND is such a fucking joke, they are screaming police brutality over the human garbage that pulled a gun on a cop in Minnesota getting shot

/u/Zachums, did you remove the /r/WorstOf post because you're in favor of killing dogs that aren't pugs?

And as a follow-up question, why do you have such terrible taste in dogs?

Yes, absolutely. State-enforced pugs for everyone tbh. And instead I should ask why you have such trash taste in dogs.

First of all my dogs are adorable.

Second of all, pugs are so ugly, they might as well be aliens.

That’s a good old boy.

And leave Frank out of this!

I hope Frank gets shot

Ooh you’re still at it. I guess you’re kind of my pet now?

shut the fuck up you inflamed cumrag

Trash taste in dogs

Has a breed known for having terrible genes that cause terrible health issues and has no purpose other to be retarded and ugly

Pugicide now

Kinda sad "fuck the police" had 59 upvotes. But no one will give a shit.

It's completely unsurprising yet extremely funny that most of the /r/legaladvice time aren't actually lawyers, but cops with inflated egos who get Extremely Upset when you dare question their judgement

Seriously, imagine if went to four years of college, three years of law school, passed the bar exam, entered a profession where the norm is 60+ hour weeks, and you charge people hundreds of dollars an hour for your knowledge of the law. Why in the world would you spend time on an internet board offering free advice to anonymous randos (many of whom are trolls) which can have questionable professional ethical implications? Oh and its against the rules to do anything that resembles marketing or attempting to connect a person that actually needs a lawyer with an actual lawyer.

Now imagine instead entering a job that immediately puts you in an immense position of power over everyone around you, despite requiring nothing more than maybe a high school diploma and zero actual education on the actual law.

Which one is more likely to participate in and mod a forum purporting to provide "legal" advice?

I wanna pinnnnnnngggggggggggggg

Political opinion 1: “Cops shouldn’t be punished no matter what”

Political opinion 2: “Cops should always be punished, no matter what”

This is America

This is quality and well-documented Drama Nice

what breed of dog was it? it probably deserved to be shot anyway... i mean dogs are animals. literally

Sounds fake to me, pretty lucky the dog escaped with only a leg injury.

It had to be a Lab, Doberman or GSD if it could survive two bullets, something big and intimidating

Why come bcnd can ping and not us? This is the true drama.

BOFA DEEZ NUTS, BITCH

Got eeeem

Meh, I saw the removed comments and I’m with the mod on this one.