I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
Yes, she could use her own hand, but why not make the man in the vicinity do all of the work? Being a woman requires too much uncompensated and overlooked labor already.
The absolute state of male mayos is so sad. I'd pity them if I pitied white people, but I'm just waiting for the Slavs and Chinese to end this pathetic spectacle
If fingering as lackluster as a hand job? I tend to go for the eating out play and still use my hands but it seems like you'd run into a few problems fingering blind.
Yes, she could use her own hand, but why not make the man in the vicinity do all of the work? Being a woman requires too much uncompensated and overlooked labor already.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-08-03
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I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
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1 princess_y_fronts 2018-08-03
holy fuck i need to get someone to do this to me
1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-03
i'll do it for 50 shekels
1 aqouta 2018-08-03
You can't fingerbang a penis.
1 thrillhouze- 2018-08-03
Not with that kind of attitude.
1 DrDougberger 2018-08-03
That's power jerking, not fingering
1 jasos-2005 2018-08-03
This is kinkshaming, please cease immediately
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-08-03
Huffpost, perpetuating the lie of the female orgasm.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-03
This is why we need the mayocide.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-08-03
Definitive proof we need to accelerate the mayocide.
1 Osterion 2018-08-03
Smh feminists advocating rape once again
1 SJCards 2018-08-03
1 allwordsaredust 2018-08-03
This doesn’t even make any sense, because it’s easier to just rub one out on your own time than to get another person.
1 SJCards 2018-08-03
What part of uncompensated and overlooked labor did you fail to understand, icky man person?
1 allwordsaredust 2018-08-03
REEEEE I’m a woman, stop making me undertake the uncompensated labour of having to correct you.
1 SJCards 2018-08-03
Firstly, I do not believe you. Secondly, I apologise for my unwitting aggression and participation in the patriarchy.
1 do0rkn0b 2018-08-03
god women are lazy as fuck, can't even get off by themselves.
1 gemininature 2018-08-03
I can only assume the people who came up with "enthusiastic consent" are sheltered, boring people who have never had a spontaneous sexual encounter
1 Admins_Suck_Dick 2018-08-03
Oh my
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-08-03
If they didnt squirt a huge gyser afterwards, was it really "power fingering"?
1 SJCards 2018-08-03
Some are unable to truly experience ecstasy, alas.
1 libelecsBlackWolf 2018-08-03
The absolute state of male mayos is so sad. I'd pity them if I pitied white people, but I'm just waiting for the Slavs and Chinese to end this pathetic spectacle
1 aqouta 2018-08-03
If fingering as lackluster as a hand job? I tend to go for the eating out play and still use my hands but it seems like you'd run into a few problems fingering blind.
1 gemininature 2018-08-03
Once again SO glad to be gay
1 Hammer_of_truthiness 2018-08-03
Big support for power fingering. Anything to keep those Mayos from breeding tbh
1 SJCards 2018-08-03
Supporting gussy nonsense 🤢🤢🤮
1 UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-08-03
Sorry my vagina wrapped itself around your fingers
1 GreatTelephone 2018-08-03
Who names their son Ashley?
1 bugslife22112 2018-08-03
👆💪
1 do0rkn0b 2018-08-03
WHAT A SURPRISE
1 Gtyyler 2018-08-03
I lost my virginity by fingering a girl in the middle of class. That is all.