The absolute state of mayoesses.

53  2018-08-03 by SJCards

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I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!

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holy fuck i need to get someone to do this to me

i'll do it for 50 shekels

You can't fingerbang a penis.

Not with that kind of attitude.

That's power jerking, not fingering

This is kinkshaming, please cease immediately

Huffpost, perpetuating the lie of the female orgasm.

This is why we need the mayocide.

Definitive proof we need to accelerate the mayocide.

I must mention that both aforementioned Power Fingering scenes fail to depict enthusiastic consent from the men involved.

Smh feminists advocating rape once again

Yes, she could use her own hand, but why not make the man in the vicinity do all of the work? Being a woman requires too much uncompensated and overlooked labor already.

This doesn’t even make any sense, because it’s easier to just rub one out on your own time than to get another person.

What part of uncompensated and overlooked labor did you fail to understand, icky man person?

REEEEE I’m a woman, stop making me undertake the uncompensated labour of having to correct you.

Firstly, I do not believe you. Secondly, I apologise for my unwitting aggression and participation in the patriarchy.

god women are lazy as fuck, can't even get off by themselves.

I can only assume the people who came up with "enthusiastic consent" are sheltered, boring people who have never had a spontaneous sexual encounter

Oh my

If they didnt squirt a huge gyser afterwards, was it really "power fingering"?

Some are unable to truly experience ecstasy, alas.

The absolute state of male mayos is so sad. I'd pity them if I pitied white people, but I'm just waiting for the Slavs and Chinese to end this pathetic spectacle

If fingering as lackluster as a hand job? I tend to go for the eating out play and still use my hands but it seems like you'd run into a few problems fingering blind.

Once again SO glad to be gay

Big support for power fingering. Anything to keep those Mayos from breeding tbh

Supporting gussy nonsense 🤢🤢🤮

I must mention that both aforementioned Power Fingering scenes fail to depict enthusiastic consent from the men involved.

Sorry my vagina wrapped itself around your fingers

Nate (Ashley Zukerman)

Who names their son Ashley?

👆💪

Yes, she could use her own hand, but why not make the man in the vicinity do all of the work? Being a woman requires too much uncompensated and overlooked labor already.

WHAT A SURPRISE

I lost my virginity by fingering a girl in the middle of class. That is all.