National Victims of Sarah Jeong Support Thread

23  2018-08-04 by HodorTheDoorHolder

There are no words to describe the evil that resides under Sarah Jeong's artificial facade. She may seem demure with her porcelain skin, almond-shaped eyes, and ethnically submissive nature. Her youthful, tea-serving hands have just as easily been known to single-handedly murder thousands of innocent white males with merely a handful of tweets handily tweeted from her handy Twitter account.

We white males are no wee males but we have only a finite amount of energy. All of us have already lost countless brethren due to the Hillary Cabal and Black Lives Matter terrorists. And before we could recuperate from our losses, they brainwashed our own mothers, sisters, and girls we would have dated (if only they weren't sluts) with the #MeToo movement!

Oh how a fool I was to believe these multiple attempts at white male genocide were finally going to end. QAnon was supposed to be our savior, our real-life Azor Ahai torn from the pages of the finest fantasy series of all time! But alas, he was tricked just as well. Hillary may end up in Guantanamo prison along with the rest of her PizzaGate cabal but she was merely a snake among many snakes, attached to Medusa's mane.

Hillary was merely a pawn, a Manchurian candidate, a puppet whose strings were pulled by someone much more powerful: Sarah Jeong, the modern day "Tokyo Rose."

But the veil has been lifted from our eyes and the shroud has been torn down to show us the truth! The light, previously covered by the shroud, now shines brightly into the darkness! And finally, the tablecloth, also previously hidden to us due to the veil, the shroud, and lack of light has been jerked away to reveal what lays beneath; a snug little bug! But this is no six-legged insectoid. This is a listening device planted by Sarah Jeong's minions!

They have been listening to us this entire time! They have tapped our phone lines, intercepted our text messages, downloaded our browser history, and even planted tracking devices in our molars!

We must stop this madness before it is too late. This is why I have created this thread. This is a safe space where you can recall tales of long-lost friends who were bravely martyred and to record your own stories of how you were victimized as well. Please keep you and your families safe from Sarah Jeong because remember, tweets are not only words. They can hurt fee-fees too which is why you need to comfort them with new socks that are currently 50% off at socksoff.com!

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Needs more customer testimony tbh.

Sarah Jeong can no longer hide beneath her craft vinyl veneer

/r/ChapoTrapHouse is that way 👉👉👉

Pretty sure it's really far this way 👈👈👈

She tried to rape me once. I don't like to talk about it in real life, but she hits like a mac truck and beat me up. If it wasn't for the real life heroics of Shia Lebouf, I would have been done for.

By means of what artifice did Shia Lebouf put a stop to her male feminist ways?

Cannibalism

I saw Sarah Jeong at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

She went pee pee in my coke

Did she make joke?

SJ shit on my chest during a publicist meeting without breaking eye contact.