Humans did 9/11

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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When I first saw this article from newsweek.com, its title was:

Russia Appointed Steven Seagal to Improve Relations with America

Here are some other articles about this story:

• cnn.com: Russia's Putin sworn in for another six years
• buzzfeednews.com: Putin’s Action Hero: How Steven Seagal Became the Kremlin’s Unlikeliest Envoy
• tass.com: Steven Seagal appointed by Russian foreign ministry as envoy for humanitarian ties with US
• news.avclub.com: Russia names Steven Seagal as its special envoy to the US, lucky us
• cnn.com: Actor Steven Seagal appointed Russian ministry's 'special representative'
• washingtonpost.com: Steven Seagal: Russia names action star to U.S. envoy role
• myfox8.com: Steven Seagal, action movie actor, appointed as a ‘special representative’ to promote US-Russia relations
• yahoo.com: Russia names Steven Seagal humanitarian envoy with US
• thehill.com: Russia appoints actor Steven Seagal as 'special representative'
• slate.com: Russia appoints actor Steven Seagal as special envoy for humanitarian ties with U.S.
• youtube.com: Rep.: Steven Seagal helped secure Russia meetings
• vulture.com: Russia Names Steven Seagal Special Envoy to the U. S.
• deadline.com: Steven Seagal Named By Russia As Special Rep To US For Humanitarian Ties
• youtube.com: Steven Seagal Calls NFL Protests 'Disgusting' | Good Morning Britain
• uk.businessinsider.com: Russia tasks Hollywood actor Seagal with improving U.S. ties
• dailymail.co.uk: Russia appoints action star Steven Seagal as special envoy to US
• reuters.com: Russia tasks Hollywood actor Seagal with improving U.S. ties
• in.reuters.com: Russia tasks Hollywood actor Seagal with improving U.S. ties
• usatoday.com: Steven Seagal gets Russian appointment to improve U.S. relations.
• time.com: Russia Names Action Movie Star Steven Seagal as Envoy to U.S.
• hollywoodreporter.com: Russia Hires Steven Seagal as Special Envoy to U.S.
• au.news.yahoo.com: Russia names Steven Seagal humanitarian envoy with US
• washingtontimes.com: Steven Seagal, actor, appointed Russian envoy to United States
• washingtonexaminer.com: Russia names Steven Seagal as a goodwill ambassador to the US
• nst.com.my: Russia names Steven Seagal humanitarian envoy with US
• sputniknews.com: Steven Seagal Appointed Special Representative for Russian-US Humanitarian Ties
• yahoo.com: Russia names action-movie star Seagal as envoy for US
• cnbc.com: Russia tasks Hollywood actor Seagal with improving US ties
• nbcnews.com: Russia tasks actor Steven Seagal with improving U.S. ties
• whio.com: Actor Steven Seagal named by Russia as special envoy to US

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Trolling level: fake karate

Will we see Rodman/Seagal run in 20/20, pretty much everyone is throwing their hat into the ring.

i wanna be a fly on the wall when the braintrust that is seagal/trump has a meeting