You don't need to search Google anymore you can just ask it a question from your phone see here OK Google what's the capital of Paris ? Hold on ordering food Paris, France's capital, is a major European city and a global center for art shut up oh no sorry not you talking to my phone uh yeah can I get 3 happy meals hold on while I look that up God damn it Google sorry again stupid fun yeah can we make those separate toys for each meal please and at extra large diet coke yes that looks correct thanks period input . As I was saying you don't have type anymore everything is voice cape able oh be right back going good thanks here ya go sweet yeah you too umm wait a minute I asked for a diet coke this taste like regular coke I can't have any sugar doing a cheeto diet yeah it's like act kins except high in fat and only a little bit of protein and absolute zero sugar haha no big deal It was just a sip I should be fine thanks I appreciate it thanks have a good day
In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. [...] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.
To be fair, being more intelligent that people who unironically claim that gorillas have higher IQs than black people is not a very impressive accomplishment.
23 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-05
This, but unironically.
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1 OG_Snapper 2018-08-05
Hey what the heck man that ain't cool my mom is gonna take my xbox away
1 le_epic_xd 2018-08-05
Yawn.exe
1 RyuunDragon 2018-08-05
It's bad enough when you unwashed inbred "breed of enlightment" incels migrate here on your own
Actually calling you into here has to be the most retarded things I've seen from r/Drama, and we have furry moderators
1 Chronicopia420 2018-08-05
Lmao NOOBS!
You don't need to search Google anymore you can just ask it a question from your phone see here OK Google what's the capital of Paris ? Hold on ordering food Paris, France's capital, is a major European city and a global center for art shut up oh no sorry not you talking to my phone uh yeah can I get 3 happy meals hold on while I look that up God damn it Google sorry again stupid fun yeah can we make those separate toys for each meal please and at extra large diet coke yes that looks correct thanks period input . As I was saying you don't have type anymore everything is voice cape able oh be right back going good thanks here ya go sweet yeah you too umm wait a minute I asked for a diet coke this taste like regular coke I can't have any sugar doing a cheeto diet yeah it's like act kins except high in fat and only a little bit of protein and absolute zero sugar haha no big deal It was just a sip I should be fine thanks I appreciate it thanks have a good day
1 dooba_dooba 2018-08-05
In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [...] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. [...] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.
1 killdie 2018-08-05
Looks like the real Drama is in you guys flipping your shit on this guy.
lol
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-08-05
You must be dumber than him.
1 shill_house 2018-08-05
I'm honestly surprised you didn't call someone a bugman, it's a very funny meme
1 dooba_dooba 2018-08-05
It's honorable to be dramatic. You'd know this if you understood Drama Bushido Code instead of being a spineless MDEtard.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-08-05
https://i.imgur.com/ZzlPFPS.jpg
1 Tzcar 2018-08-05
Apply yourself, you’re not even a fun lolcow.
1 MG87 2018-08-05
So the solution is for me to fuck your mom?
1 bored12345679 2018-08-05
Just make sure you anchor that base rope tight. We are too lazy to send a search party
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-08-05
MDEfugees need to be thrown out. r/drama has to be kept pure.
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-08-05
For once I agree with an Indian.
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-05
ey ey ey ey! thats against site wide rules
1 jasos-2005 2018-08-05
I love it when someone manages to piss off reddit so much that comments like that get upvoted
1 Chronicopia420 2018-08-05
68 still being a higher IQ than any MDE poster
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-08-05
To be fair, being more intelligent that people who unironically claim that gorillas have higher IQs than black people is not a very impressive accomplishment.
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-08-05
Aaaaaand just like that, I'm upvoting OG_Snapper's comments.
1 jruss71 2018-08-05
based horshoe theory
1 InternalCartographer 2018-08-05
I mean he's not wrong