There's nothing gay about a man sucking dick, alright? I wish people would fucking get it already. It's not homosexual at all. It's a public service, that's all it is. Go out and take a look around. How many of these cocks are unsucked? How many of these men are DYING to get their knob slobbered? It's an epidemic, that's what it is. Small dicks, large dicks, brown dicks, white dicks, all just WAITING for someone to step up and take good, professional care of them. And why would it have to be women?

It's 2018 for fucks sake. These poor creatures can't walk the night without getting raped, let alone suck some meaty goodness between the needles of a disease ridden gas station bathroom. So of course it falls to us strong, burly men to take care of each other. Every time I'm downing a bulging thick rod in a Walmart parking lot I'm saving an innocent strong white woman from being horribly assaulted! And I DEFINITELY don't enjoy it you fucking faggots!

Who would enjoy getting a smegma-ridden rape rocket shoved down their throat? What man in their right mind would get off sucking the first tiny droplets of salty ejaculate out of another mans erect penis? Worse yet, he starts moving slowly and moaning sensually, while you work the shaft with all you got. Moving faster and faster, until his veiny manhood shivers with excitement and it takes just a few pulsating thrusts to push him over the edge. Now gay would be if you loved the way his seed fills your mouth-womb fully, finally spilling over your lips and down your throat.

No, the only bliss you're allowed to feel is the one of a job well done. The pride of a master at his craft. And if he wants to fill your boipussy with his hot batter next, why not? I mean it's not like you're begging for it like a little slut. It's not like you're leaning up to him and gently whispering into his ear "/r/drama without pinging is just homoerotic fanfiction".