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Anyone remember the name of the pibble defense sub? We need their hot take on this.

Any animal focused sub will have them.

/r/aww?

r/DogFree

No there is one that loves pibble specifically

I have actually survived a pitbull encounter.

God, that Christmas Eve was fucking wild. Doggo almost took my whole nose off.

I wasn't really upset though, he was a rescue dog and really friendly. He got overstimulated by all the people around him, which led to a spat of PTSD. My aunt is still apologizing about it to this day.

Poor pupper had some really abusive owners, and I think that's the case for almost all of these breed of peace attacks.

I might be taking it too lightly though, I am a bit cavalier. My own father tried to murder me like 6 months ago and I just walked it off after an hour or two.

PS. There was a flood in my house on that same Christmas Eve, AMA.

Could you hire your aunt’s pibble to maul your dad?

Could you hire your aunt’s pibble to maul your dad?

My own father tried to murder me Sounds juicy. Story time?

Had enough of his shit, tried to strangle me. Knocked him down, he didn't learn his lesson, went for a knife.

Kept my distance while the cops took 200 years to show up. They didn't even kick him out. I got a great lecture from one of the cops about "Respecting your parents", before they left without doing anything.

While I was doing my best to not break every chair in the house on his head, my mother started revving up that eviction process. Boy, did that get him running.

excuse me there's more here

Sounds like you got a lobotomy as a birthday gift as a child.

Pibbles need to be ethnically cleansed

No u

also: the blacks

and what kind of dog is preferred by the "extremely fat and unnaturally green rural male" demographic?

post more pix

Dogs need to be genocided. There is no such thing as a good dog breed.

This shit seems to only happen in america.

they're banned altogether in many countries

i live in germany and they are not banned here and they cause far less issues

Probably because they're way less common in Germany.

hard to find numbers on it to be fair

Dog breed of peace strikes again

They only kill 1-2 children everyday.