A furry wins the largest fighting game competition in the most popular game.
83 2018-08-06 by Ghdust2
Context: EVO, also known as Evolution, is the largest fighting game competition in the world. This year the most popular game was the new, popular fighting game Dragon Ball FighterZ. One of the most well known and best players is a queer, black furry by the name of Sonicfox5000. Last night, Sonicfox won EVO 2018's Dragon Ball FighterZ competition against another popular player by the name of Goichi.
Drama on the subject of Sonicfox being openly furry : https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/94xtby/tfw_an_american_wins_an_evo_game_but_hes_a_full/e3oor4i/
Drama about Sonicfox asking to switch sides after the first set : https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/94xssk/when_you_realize_that_youre_losing_to_a_man_with/e3on6qb/
"The SJWs of Waypoint and co are rallying behind Sonicfox winning because he is a "gay black furry"": https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/94ysdt/two_different_evo_champions/e3osq0w/
Is switching sides parts of the rules?: https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/94xr43/fuck_you_sonic_fox/e3olgcv/
107 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-06
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2018-08-06
Well is his fursuit any decent?
1 Ghdust2 2018-08-06
I'll let you be the judge: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--orq3flP5--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/dlxvginqeslf76fvsjhl.png
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-08-06
Has there ever been a furry that has an eye-pleasing colour scheme?
1 Lakiw 2018-08-06
How otherwise are you going to get attention?
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-06
/u/lilmarco please respond
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-06
/u/PoorlilMarco please respond
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-06
My flair is gorgeous and no-one can tell me otherwise.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-06
I actually do like your flair, although I'm afraid to ask what the rest of the wolf looks like
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-06
I tried looking once, but searching for one specific blue wolf furry pic is like looking for a needle in a shit-filled haystack.
1 Rum114 2018-08-06
reverse image search is your friend
1 mud074 2018-08-06
Although it might be at times (and it's pretty impressive that it got a wolf), it's not this time.
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-08-06
ahem. what he means is saucenao is your friend.
1 Damuel 2018-08-06
https://i.imgur.com/jN3TXLw.png not sure what you guys are doing wrong
1 totalrandomperson 2018-08-06
We don't have your extensive history of googling furry porn.
1 Ewindal 2018-08-06
Not in partial image searches. It's godawful at that.
1 Damuel 2018-08-06
https://i.imgur.com/jN3TXLw.png
https://d.wattpad.com/story_parts/494133516/images/14fa7cc2e399490c347629159420.jpg
You guys are shit at using google
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-06
Oh shit, thanks bb ππ
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1 FeeFeeWarrior 2018-08-06
blushes, but goes brown instead of red
I hope you like my post.
1 headasplodes 2018-08-06
Fuck I've never thought about it before but you're so right
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-08-06
For a fucked in the head, full-time art history grad there's a solid essay about the origins of the bizarre and almost entirely consistent furry aesthetic.
It went from Disneyesque to Thundercats at an emo teenage rave. The fuck happened?
1 DrRockzosCocaine 2018-08-06
It amazes me the amount of black guys you will see who are all about looking gangster as possible but turn out to be a Naruto obsessed weeb with actual headbands from show.
1 mcslibbin 2018-08-06
what, did you just meet black people? this has been the case since like the mid 90s
1 FEARtheTWITCH 2018-08-06
There a reason The Wu got drafted by the Asian delegation
1 DrRockzosCocaine 2018-08-06
nah, just always a damn surprise when ya run into one is all. Cool as fuck dudes usually
1 Folf_IRL 2018-08-06
Take a listen to Ultimate (yes, the meme one), by Denzel Curry. If you pull up the lyrics, there's a line where he mentions the senzu bean, a bean from DBZ that regenerates people.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-08-06
He also mentions turning into Broly later on in the song. Also a random animorphs mention.
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1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2018-08-06
More that gangsta rappers aren't usually associated with animus.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-06
oh dear god not a broly fanboy
1 die_rattin 2018-08-06
Wait why are black people cool again
1 AGucciManeClone 2018-08-06
Denzel Curry is the last thing I think of when I hear "hardcore gangsta rap"
1 NeilDegrassiIronMike 2018-08-06
I knew a nigga that was 14 and looked like a grown ass Terry crews and all he did was watch Initial D and Trigun
Anime is literally chink propaganda to make proud alpha whites and blacks into twink submissives
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-08-06
...and that's a good thing!
1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2018-08-06
He needs safety.
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
well, his name checks out
1 Combatcat77 2018-08-06
Aww itβs adorable
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-08-06
Is this the panda dude?
1 gilmore606 2018-08-06
"degenerate wins degenerate contest" ok and?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-06
word
1 FirearmThrowaway 2018-08-06
No no, you donβt understand, this guy is super duper double mega degenerate.
Fuck
The wrong side won World War II.
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2018-08-06
yes the country that made anime and the country being run by a meth head that raped his niece
very clean of degeneracy
1 DayyyTripper 2018-08-06
Would anime have been a thing if the Japs didn't get nuked? π€
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2018-08-06
Probably not, but I like to pretend my great gramps helped firebomb tokyo for a good cause
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-08-06
Kraut pornotopia president raped his niece ?
1 FLATEARTHISPYSOP 2018-08-06
probably not just him making shit up
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2018-08-06
I looked it up and Geli Raubal being raped by Hitler can only be attributed to a dailymail thing which makes it likely bullshit hearsay that I parroted, but it's hitler so who gives a shit
1 mcslibbin 2018-08-06
i love how angry everybody is about it
1 d-amazo 2018-08-06
of course that DBZ fighting game is super popular.
fuck that game.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-06
Dedicated pre existing fanbase + halfway descent fighting game = success
1 Rivea_ 2018-08-06
Haven't played it but it looked pretty decent to me.
1 d-amazo 2018-08-06
it's made by the guilty gear people so it's definitely a competent fighter but DBZ isn't a property for a balanced tagfighter like that.
remember all those 3 on 3 tag matches in dbz that were over in 90 seconds or less? yeah me either. and the characters in the series don't have distinct enough fighting styles to make a half-decent fighting game roster, so you end up with 9 Gokus and 7 Vegetas
1 roastieboi9828 2018-08-06
You're not wrong. Game is great, but the roster is super limited.
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
they came up with a functioning excuse plot tho
1 d-amazo 2018-08-06
is hercule even in it yet?
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-08-06
I play ASW games, there's a cute/hot but pissed-off woman behind the plot in every game they make. Blazblue has like three.
1 FearOfBees 2018-08-06
Lmao xenoverse fags incoming. Fighterz is one of the best fighters in this decade. Highest viewed game on twitch ever. Even if it wasnt db related its still a technically sound competitive fighting game of which i am the 1%. Oh yes this game is fun
1 d-amazo 2018-08-06
implying i play shitty weeb games, neck yourself.
1 FearOfBees 2018-08-06
Dumb kike its not shitty at all
1 d-amazo 2018-08-06
don't talk to me.
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-06
stop defending videogames on r/drama you underage retard. they're all trash and the stupidification of consumerism
1 FearOfBees 2018-08-06
Niggs what
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-06
there. this should be on your level of intelligence. smh the youth of today and their virtual toy fried brains..
1 nio151 2018-08-06
M I L L E N N I A L
1 sooth_ 2018-08-06
>Highest viewed game on twitch ever
1 FearOfBees 2018-08-06
No single stream ever reached 250k people. Fighterz went beyond that.
1 d-amazo 2018-08-06
imagine being such a retard that you use twitch viewcounts to defend your casul animu fighter game.
1 sooth_ 2018-08-06
oh you mean just during evo
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-06
Smash bros is the only fighting game scene worth paying attention to tbh. No furries at top level play there iirc
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-06
uh huh
also
the only high level there is on the autism spectrum lmao
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2018-08-06
why are gamers so bad at hygiene?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-06
the only progression in their lifes is virtual. you can bet your ass that they keep their virtual asses as clean as possible if the game gives them the option to while smelling of ten day old cupnoodle themselves
1 1alian 2018-08-06
Autism is accompanied with a lack of social understanding
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
smash is the worst about it tbh
Hbox bathes though, and he's been pretty dominant for awhile. Maybe that's his strategy.
1 shallowm 2018-08-06
Here's a relevant comment that I came across a while ago:
1 sooth_ 2018-08-06
as opposed to the superior arcade games for children that attract chads
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2018-08-06
videogames aren't for children, they're for retards
1 sooth_ 2018-08-06
that's fair
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
if you're gonna hop on this shit, at least get it right.
he calls it a fighting game, he just think playing it the right way is boring
1 gumble212 2018-08-06
When's the last time you showered
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1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-06
Test π
1 automatic_cluck 2018-08-06
/u/DarqWolff where is your kirby?
1 aqouta 2018-08-06
Melee is the only fun fighting game. Every other oje feels super claustrophobic.
1 die_rattin 2018-08-06
I have some bad news for you
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-06
That's not Melee.
1 TothB 2018-08-06
That's not SSBM you retard
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-08-06
NERDS!
1 Chicup 2018-08-06
Do you really need to specify gay and furry?
Now straight furry, sure.
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
nah "queer" means something weirder and vaguer than "gay" now, it's not the 90s anymore
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-08-06
Queer is only for straight people, tho. And furries love the dick.
1 Awayfone 2018-08-06
I have yet to meet a straight furry, maybe a iffy 2 on the kinsley scale
1 Twitteri 2018-08-06
if he was born in the hood and his hood friends knew about this he would be fucking dead
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
no, hood niggas just keep their distance these days
it's not like we live in Jamaica where you gotta smear every queer you see
1 preserved_fish 2018-08-06
So I'm guessing you don't know about homothugs?
1 koko_koala94 2018-08-06
Iβm glad we live in a time period where he can be himself Who cares if he likes to dress up like an animal
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-08-06
nice username furfag
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-06
rekt
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1 NardDogAndy 2018-08-06
You have to go back.
1 ChateauJack 2018-08-06
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-08-06
when do we reach decadence
1 preserved_fish 2018-08-06
The joyous brass music and cheescake from the WWII era strikes me as pretty Golden Age. Admittedly it was short.
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-08-06
If you mean continent you may be right.
1 ChateauJack 2018-08-06
lmao
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
so what's these people's excuse for all losing to a furfag?
1 moush 2018-08-06
autists usually have some kind of superpowers.
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-08-06
The japanese guy was just irritated with the fact he chose to switch sides, that is something I've never saw before, much less in the middle of the finals. Otherwise he didn't care.
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-08-06
I think most people know he's good at fighting games. They just don't really like him.
At least this was less ridiculous than when he competed in full fursuit a month or two back.
1 grungebot5000 2018-08-06
well that's just giving himself a handicap. classic BM.
1 diggity_md 2018-08-06
Imagine if all the money invested in making EVO happen was put towards something that wasn't a giant spergfest for adult children who take video games too seriously
1 aj_thenoob 2018-08-06
I went to highschool with him and he was my stand partner in orchestra. Had a lot of other classes too. He was a pretty decent guy, humble but weird as fuck. Ama I guess.