[Agendapost] Dude can't understand how rhymes work

14  2018-08-06 by hexane360

15 comments

Neat.

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[rides off into the sunset on a drama llama, still trying to figure out what rhyming is and why people get so upset about it]

Don't capitalize my username

how about u capitalize on deez nuts?

What kind of investment are we talking about here? What do you suppose the ROI will be?

What do you suppose the ROI will be?

something sticky for sure

FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Oh shit, I'm typing...

Yeah coming over here to complain wont help your cause

To be honest, I'm not really sure I have one unless you'd like to try and explaining why confident and president are not rhymes in any way, shape or form.

Be warned: I'm apparently very dumb so if you chose to try, good luck!

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Guess I'll never know.

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confident and president sound like they rhyme to me.

You get ten years gulag for having rich person accent!

Yes, therefore I win the Internet.

You lose. Good day sir.

Edit: Downvote all you like, it's too late. The Internet is all mine now, reddit!

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]

Absolute peak reddit comment Holy shit