/r/Minnesota debates the merits of vandalizing the car of a mentally ill guy who hates tussy

63  2018-08-07 by EasySchmitty

41 comments

Oh you betcha gonna eigg those cars eh?

Have some hot dish and pop dontcha know

TF is "hot dish"? Am I going to have to look that up on UrbanDictionary?

It’s basically just Casserole with tater tots

Sounds like white people nonsense to me.

Absolute peak wypipo nonsense

Our most famous dish is a burger stuffed with cheese. Spicy! 😀

Caucacity at its worst

That shit is fucking hilarity, he can’t even spell transgender right and has a doll nailed to the cross to represent Jesus . I wish more people would follow this mentally ill mans lead and advertise their retardation like that tbh.

Lmao the 6th congressional district is chock full of nutters

behold the master race

He couldn't spell transgender because he had no sufficient space for the n!

He managed to fit in sodomites tho, really makes you thinkπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜Š

β€œGeder” means goats in Danish. Has he uncovered some disturbing trans-species conspiracy? Taking regular children and making half human-half goat hybrids?

Lmfao, drama. It’s satire guys. Egging mentally ill old men is like 8th only list of things to do. Like peel someone’s skin off like a potato and lick there toes πŸ€” /s

I thought it was funny tbh, what’s nuts is there’s people in the metro who unironically would do that.

Look at how they’re rabidly frothing at Swanson supporters because she’s not for DUDE WEED LMAO, and Ventura forbid if you mention a certain former governor who’s running for office again

β€œDUDE WEED” lmao that was great. I prefer not to get into politics but yeah. People take stuff to seriously sometimes, act like what happens on the internet is life, kinda funny tbh.

How is threatening to egg someone's car funny? Iets forget about whether it's a good idea or not. It's not satire cause it's not irony or exaggerated, it's not a joke cause there's nothing clever or unexpected about a highschooler vandalizing a social pariah. It's just not humourous, like at all. It's sadly prosaic.

there

Jesus, I merely thought you were retarded, but then you had to go and prove it. SMH.

So I used the wrong their and I’m retarded? Doesn’t make sense but what ever floats your boat pal. Unless this is sarcasm I’ll just let you know no ones likes grammar nazis. Become an English teacher and do it there. Thank you and have the day you deserved πŸ™

So I used the wrong their and I’m retarded?

No, you're a fucking retard for all the shit you posted in the linked thread. I seriously hope you vandalize that dude's van, because when you do it you're going to be too busy jerking yourself silly to notice the cops watching you do it. And please, please, please do enough damage that it's a felony case - inmates love little cocksuckers like you.

Thank you and have the day you deserved

I hope you get raped by wild boars.

Damn your a feisty one huh? Maybe read the thread and realize it’s satire lmao. The most illegal thing I’ve ever done is j-walk. And I think I deserved a great day considering all the thing I do in the real world for people. And fuck yeah I want boar cock on my ass 😩 lmao get a life buddy. Maybe some friends or even a girlfriend. Eat my ass and suck on my toes, have the day you deserve πŸ‘

Nah, you pretty much type like a total tard. Guessing your head drop as a baby was really bad.

Fuck yeah it was bad, I see like 2 colors and lick the floor. I love being retarded it’s great. And it’s reddit lmfao I’m not writing an essay or some shit, why the fuck do I gotta be grammatically correct? Get a life loser.

lick the floor

You sure that's not the lead paint buddy?

I wish man, bleach hasn’t worked in the last, I’m pretty sure poison will! Thanks for the idea bro.

Says the tard endlessly writing about egging or bricking a car. K.

Says the tard who doesn’t know what satire is or how sarcasm works. K.

Lol, just a prank, you guis!

It’s just a prank bro XD πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ GET PWND!!!!!!!!! NEEEEERD!!!!!!! XD lmao!!!!!! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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This guy gets it, I hope πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

"Hurk, I wuz only pretendering to be a retarded."

Exaaaactly. You can do that here because everyone else is actually retarded and doesn’t understand sarcasm and satire because they were raised by wolves under a rock! Glad you understand man! I was beginning to worry everyone here had an extra chromosome or some shit. Glad there’s still people that aren’t actually retarded πŸ˜…

Acting like a moron on the internet is not satire. Claiming satire on anything sarcastic is like the pretentious redditeur version of "just a prank, bro!"

Sure why not, it’s just a prank bro XD πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† you got me!

His vote is worth the same as someone who has spent 50 years in school. He deserves to get fucked.

Yea, because someone who takes 50 years to graduate from somewhere is a prime citizen.

I'd give this man money for inadvertently making normal people sympathize with trannies.

that's the van where a gun lives.

let them egg it. when a crazy baby boomer pops out holdin' his boomstick, the problem will fix itself.

Man only liberals think pumping children full of sex changing hormones is a good thing.

Reading that thread was like stepping into a time machine. People expressing concern for someone who is mentally ill? Other people suggesting that vandalizing their property isn't how grown ups deal with things that bother them?

What is this, 1990? Is Minnesota really that cut off from the rest of the world and it's screeching hordes of tumblr apes?