ROFL: America bans Alexey Ivanov ("Alex Jones")...America aren't christians, we know better in Eastern Europe

0  2018-08-07 by snowmanbg

I haven't trolled in years...now doing my best:

Russia + Kongo > America.

36 comments

Why are you so uppity, off-brand rusky. Did someone spike your heroin?

Did someone spike your heroin krokodil?

ftfy. they cant afford real drugs in Aldi-Russia

You're right. I think that at most he can huff some great-value glue

speak russian or gtfo, this is America, we speak Ruskii over here in America (and also: praise Jesus, since this is america...no muslims, sorry).

Spot on, also in oversees Russian territories such as America.

Americarussia is a one country, let's stop pretending we speak English and switch to Slavic. Vodka, da??

ugh if thats your best then i dont wanna see your worst...

also, what exactly do you think this sub is for? you're a petty bad lolcow and your bulletins you use this sub for pretty much suck all the way. tbh i'd expect more from a self declared asexual-virgin-vegan-anarchist-incel. step up your game "man"

Did you just use Latin alphabet?? копкопекеемждфд ^ makes sense.

sry i dont speak putin

You should! It's the only official language in America.

that doesnt even make any sense, even if I pretend that russia has completely infiltrated the US. is this the power of bulgarian incel shitposting?

is it just you, or are other folks from your country also talking smack like its 1830? i repeat myself but: step 👏 up 👏 your 👏 game

Back on topic (or I should say "bYeck" to sound more american/russian):

America-Russia should give citizenships to hot Korean girls in a desperate attempt to liberate ourselves from our ugly women (and Muslims!). Prroof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kCF6UNEKXg

Пошла нухуй отсюда, лахтодырка ёбаная.

Google translate, fake russian and fake news. You're a Mexican spy.

Пидорашка, иди проспись.

Why are you using alphabet invented by Bulgaria/Macedonia/Greece?

Bulgaria

lmao the only thing Bulgaria invented is ATM card fraud

Butthurt redneck angry his country are too stupid to understand crypto..."but but crypto is ponzi shceme". Keep telling that ruski.

imagine being bulgarian and living in a literal shithole for all your life and the ony way to not feel completely insignificant, is to shitpost about more successful countries on the internet.

imagine imagine

Google where I live idiot, "Sveti Vlas" + google "hot eastern european women" + google: "what is like to have your own language and not speak the language of your masters: the British".

So, now you know what it's like to be like me lol :P.

So, now you know what it's like to be like me lol :P.

sry, but i dont live in a shithole so i will never know

you live in bulgaria. you lose by default

Again, did you google it? You know British slaves should be obedient like the ones in India.

Sadly those women don’t touch your willy, you silly lardass braincel.

You sound like someone with small penis, I only post on Brraincels since I got banned from the subs of your retarded "country"(america) so I needed a good place to post about country related issues.

Projection is a helluva drug my celibate friend.

so i googled "bulgarian toilet" because everyone knows a civilization's merit can be judged solely on its sanitation systems. but what i found isnt exactly pretty

is bulgaria, europe's india after all? just minus movie industry, interesting animals, curry and tourism?

Lol the butthurt redneck from the funny British colony again...

you say "lol" but I dont think you lol my friend. shitposting from your 1 room apartment in a country that nobody, even in Europe could find on a map...

Again google where I live "sveti vlas" in a house, not apartment.

Glad there is wifi in your church! Americans are real christians lol :P.

how many times do i actually have to tell you that im not from the US???

also, still waiting on my mod-noodle! come on man, you can't run a incel-vegan-antifeminism-martial arts sub all by yourself!

I can't for as long as you're retarded enough not to tell where you're from. If you weren't single digit IQ you could just...lie.

If you weren't single digit IQ you could just...lie.

well maybe I am already lying ;)

So it's a retarded lie then "I am an American who isn't American but from Europe because...all Europeans are the same".

who knows? maybe I am, maybe I ain't - i'm like a shadow!💨

Kongo as in the kingdom?

Go squat on a vodka bottle

Sorry, only Americans(Russians) do that.

I don't know if this is a shill or a troll but either way they're retarded

"shill" lol, if only I can help all those 300+ million retarded americans to learn a foreign language...but sadly pouring IQ in someone's head is not possible.