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Didn’t you say Pakistan was in Asia? Now you’re not Asian? Not that it matters because most good looking girls don’t want to be associated with goat fuckers like you anyways

it’s more common for Pakistani’s to marry their cousins than most countries in the world.

u/pitterpatterwater? also, today is a good day for one liners it seems:

You can hardly write a coherent sentence without rambling on about sex with sheeps and goats.

At least we don't rape kids like our friends on the other side of the border.

Which border? I was under the assumption that child rape was pretty common all over that part of the world.

Indopak border u retard.

So child rape in Afghanistan isn't a problem?

Lol who cares aout Afghanistan?

America for like 15 years, duh

That was a weird period tbh

Im gonna partition ur bussy le epik 1948 style

Maybe you should start, it might help you guys stop losing wars who knows

Wasn't Zainab raped and murdered like 2 months ago? Lol. How old was she? 7?8?

You Pakis love pedophilia as much as those Afghans.

Every nation has serial killers.

raped and murdered, you bencho. Do you not read news of your own country?

Serial killers rape too.

Serial killers kill. Rapists rape.

Words have meaning, you know.

You just hide Osama Bin Laden

Osama should be a national hero.

Yeah but they found anime on his computer. You know what that means

Weebs did 9/11?? SMH

This would get you on a CIA watchlist if you weren't already on it just for being Paki

Lol you people just go to other countries to do it.

You do tho, it's just that no one gives a fuck when it happens and it doesn't make the news.

Aren't they literally south *Asia*. When Brits say Asian, they usually mean south Asians. My Indian friends from Bongistan also call themselves "Asians"

Idk about what Pakistani people consider themselves but from what I've read, inbreeding is a problem and surprisingly enough, inbreeding is going down in Pakistan while it's getting worse among the diaspora in UK apparently

Pakistan is a south Asian nation.

She’s asian tho. They’ll marry any white guy. Just have decent haircut and a job.

Wait... is this true? Because if so then I have been wasting a lot of time.

That's true of women of any race. No need to qualify it, really.

Yeah, if you are employed, and put even the barest minimum effort of taking care of yourself (i.e. don't do meth, or get haircut that makes you look like an asshole) you will probably find a woman that loves you.

Fuck you could probably do meth, really, if you make sure your bills are paid on time and you weren't getting your fucking car repossessed.

Not really. The good looking ones want a guy who lifts, has a decent job, and a house.

The pulse is optional.

has a decent job, and a house

so... responsible adults?

Shhh that’ll upset the incels/MDEgenerates.

Why would you buy a house nowadays?

Why would you buy a house nowadays?

I can smell your poverty through the screen.

I just cycle through a number of timeshares throughout the year

😔😢

Eh, depending on the market, sometimes it's a better long term deal to rent.

pulse is optional

Damn those oriental witches and their zombie magic!

Kind of. If given the option between a good looking asian guy or a less attractive white guy, I think most asian girls will go for the white guy.

"just be white" game is truly the best PUA tactic.

The best PUA tactic is still "accidentally shoot her in the face" because want to see you again into that federal prison you'll be getting laid all of the time.

That's probably true for every ethnicity though, outsiders are always going to be exotic and rated a little higher.

I think middling dudes overestimate their competition. For every decent dude pursuing a woman there's at least half a dozen mooks.

Fingers crossed

Riceline, etc.

Most men are either ugly and/or spergs

Do you not realise how basic most straight men are? Straight women actually have incredibly low standards, and even then you basic bros can’t meet them. A haircut, a job, a car, and wearing trousers not covered in pockets will usually do. Many women will even overlook yiu living in your mothers basement if you meet all of the above. They get even more desperate in their 30s.....and still most straight men are just so awful, it still doesn’t pan out.

I smell a femcel

Let's leave pockets out of this.

I think racial face blindness effects white men and asian women in a way that makes them find any member of the other group pretty much attractive.

"Are you fucking insane? You met a year ago and you're already getting married?? Do people not realise what marriage is?"

.........

"Post in trollx"

Of course😒

The irony is so thick you can cut it with a knife

I really want to ping...I really really want to ping...

Just pm them a link to this saying, “Just a heads up people are talking about you”

that guy is a retard, but to be fair, it is utterly moronic to marry a girl you met a year ago, when most relationships don't even make it past 2-3 years.

Those damn mayos and their shuffles deck, pulls card hair cuts.

This, but unironically. Mayos have the worst haircuts.

No we have the best you little shit

LMAO at pakki claiming superior haircuts. Land of the pure bowl cuts.

Damm I can't even meme about this, my haircut is fucking shit

Any advice?

Put a bowl on your head, then just walk around, don't bother taking the bowl off.

Does anyone actually disagree? Everyone knows that Asian girls love white guys over their own men.

Oh yea no doubt, just look at how angry the manlets of aznidentity get about their women getting BLEACHED and BLACKED

Nonono, mdegenerates whine about white women getting BLACKED, azns whine about asian women getting BLEACHED. It's like a racial hierarchy of cucktitude

Both groups get realllyyy angry if "their women" date out, the azn incel network also hates BMAF. It's a pretty common trait among racial supremacists.

why would anyone care about white women in the year of our lord 2018

Now if we can just get black guys to bitch about black women being riced, it'll be rock-paper-scissors.

Uganda is worried about the number of Chinese men marrying their women

Asian incels pooling their allowance to make a porn movie convincing themselves that they're dicks are sufficient and that they actually can fuck white women is the best thing Reddit ever will bring forward.

just in case anyone is unaware

I had an ex describe asian men as 'little, everywhere'. Naturally almost all of her previous boyfriends were white.

East Asian women seem to be colorstruck like no other race. It's weird because during the Age of Colonization Asians did fairly well for themselves so you'd think there'd be less desire to marry white guys, but c'est la vie.

She’s asian tho.

I actually literally assumed she was white until this comment and then zoomed in. Thanks for the fucking race check reddit.

Unless you're in a situation like being homosexual in a country where it's dangerous to be so, literally anyone can find someone to fuck if they want. It's always men who either have no idea how big an arsehole they are, or have exposed themselves to too much pornography and right-wing propaganda and are chasing some made up ideal that complain about this shit.

literally anyone can find someone to fuck if they want

Women only want to fuck chad.

https://m.imgur.com/2MstAzl

Imagine citing a graph as evidence for how pathetic you, your own self, are.

It's almost like good looking men don't need dating sites to get gussy. Wow

What’s your point?

Source graph fam

You didn't cite the rest of that study -- despite women finding men less attractive, they still talk to them and go out with them at an equal rate.

It’s called betabuxxing.

OUT

Men are ugly as shit, more news at 11

I remember when that OKCupid study came out about women's rating habits. Then OKCupid women rated me as "hot" - so who the fuck even knows, dude.

Incorrect. A 3/10 man never gets pussy. A 3/10 woman constantly fucks 7/10 Chad's everyday.

7/10

chad

Why don't the 3/10 men get with the 7/10 women then?

They don't have a pussy.

You sound like a copem

What's a cope?

Almost any guy can be decent looking by working out, dressing well, having good hygiene, etc.

You’re only an incel because you’d rather REEE at women on the internet as opposed to changing your pathetic lifestyle.

Lol. I'm not an incel.

Attractiveness is based on facial features and height. That's the hard truth, you can deny it how much you want but it's still true.

Incorrect. A 3/10 man never gets pussy. A 3/10 woman constantly fucks 7/10 Chad's everyday.

Anyone who makes comments this retarded has clearly never been laid.

And sure, thats why I said almost anyone. If you lose the genetic lottery so badly that you look like a hobbit or the product of fetal alcohol syndrome then offing yourself is a better solution than ranting about “Stacys” and “Chads” on the internet.

Lol.

You're a Redditor. You should be one of the last people to talk. Bunch of fedora wearing nerds

Why didn't you answer my question about the meaning of "cope"?

BUT THAT IS WOOOOOOORK 😥😢

Almost any guy can be decent looking by working out, dressing well, having good hygiene, etc.

http://www11.pic-upload.de/23.08.15/zqor1dyxqa2r.jpg

That's a nice false dichotomy you've got there.

Just from looking at him, then looking at her, I'm assuming he's got some fuck you, IT start up money.

uhh yeah... THIS is why I don't have a girlfriend, just didn't get rich by accident like THAT asshole

Why on Earth would reddit ban pinging? That was half the fun of r/drama.

Dramacide

Can't look at porn, can't look at your own women, western women don't look at you. What is left for brown "asian" men?

I call indian asians either south asians, red dot indians, or corpse fuckers depending on the situation

She’s asian tho. They’ll marry any white guy. Just have decent haircut and a job.

Blacks can have white women then. Seems fair.

So timid asian men are stuck with loud aggressive black women.

The guy isn't unattractive.. He's in decent shape, has decent to good hair, is fairly tall and while we cant see his whole face it looks like it's well structured.

Is there any incel subspecies more hilariously bitter than the ricecel?

Asia finally getting COLONIZED by whitey's great great great great great great great great grandson's stinky cheesy anime loving cock.

I love it when the losers on Reddit decide to lay their knowledge of women on the rest of us. You can tell it's stuff they've just pulled out of their ass but they act so assured in their having figured out people they've barely ever talked to. Same with the leftist dummies and all their theories about why people voted for Trump.

I don't get it, Tinder is hands down a hook up app. Why would anyone brag they met their significant other on Tinder? Hi, I swung my junk into anything that gave me the time of day and by the laws of statistics one turned out to be marriage material. Aren't I the shit?

A year ago-ish I think it was still at least partially a dating app (although primarily still a hook up app).

Who hurt you?

Why are people saying he is swinging above his weight . That both look like generic white people

The power of the BWC is overwhelming, it's not our fault.

happy the guy found someone to be with.

but i think she's worth more than a costco engagement ring.

tho, homeboy might be from Utah, so nevermind...that tracks.

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Downvoted for an accurate comment.

I mean it's true though

fuck man, that asian chick is hot as fuck and way out of that dude's league. that thread is just teeming with absolutely jealousy.

That's how we do. Sexual conquistadors, ruining everything.