You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.

Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?

Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot

"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.

Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.

And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.

Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.

Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!

Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.

And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.

Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".

woah. this is new

No it's not

new to me

r/evenwithcontext

Dragons don't exist you mongoloid.

frist of all how dare yo u

this

/u/PoorlilMarco to what extent do zoophiles and furries interact and overlap?

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It's like loli and pedophiles.

In other words, furries are just zoophiles that prefer cartoon animal dick.

yiffy if tru

Or at least they say they prefer that to look good.

I wouldn’t fuck a dog tbh. I don’t even like feral yiff. I think the same can be said for a large group of the furry community.

wtf is a murrsuiter. it sounds bad.

A murrsuit is a fursuit with dick and ass holes.

That's pretty disgusting harassment tbh.

Get this folks. The pedophile thinks this is wrong.

Why would having attraction of some kind make me unable to recognize immoral acts?

an attraction of some kind

Well you're not acknowledging that your attraction is intrinsically linked to immoral acts so that's a pretty clear indication you have a problem with recognising immoral acts

"No no no! You're only supposed to fuck the cartoon foxes and cats!"

Aren't furries just animal fuckers in denial?

at least you don't deny the inherent pedo in all weebs

He's doing this on purpose. Anytime someone gets even close to talking about pedos/children, he's there. If it's not about pedos/children, he tries to make it about them.

And it's unironically my favorite gimmick poster on drama

i blame the sexy children

Furries should be gassed, animal fuckers should be gassed. Its very simple

I love it how Twitteraddicts still come off as smarmy cunts even when calling out a literal dogfucker. edit: and lol, other furries turn on him immediately because dawgfucking is awwwwight.

There is literally nothing wrong with zoophilia.

This. You can't really rape what isn't conscious to begin with.

jeez... disgusting.