You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

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Interesting to note: the comment section has a "toxicity checker" that checks your comment for toxicity before you post it.

You literally just need to add "you" after a name to get +0.5 points on the scale. going with "you dong" moved my comment from 3.0 to 6.2!

lets try to get a 10/10!

We need this for r/drama. No comments should be allowed that don't score at least a 7.

TheJournal is skinheads confirmed?

This sub is a haven of civility and faggotry, what are you talking about?

I failed... :(

below a certain threshold

How about above, you can nice-posting faggot?

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I made a bot called toxicity_bot that will rate the toxicity of a comment when you ping it, but I think the anti-pinging filter ate the message :(

The absolute fucking state of Ireland...

Wow, adding "1488" at the end of the comment reduces its toxicity score.

Obviously, we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Bro, what are you doing? You didn’t even drop the N-Bomb.

consider it done.

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well done

of course: cunt! i should've known that misogyny is once again the key to success!

it would be more fun to say the nastiest most hatefully shit possible with a low score, brb

http://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/95v3ki/-/e3w12s0

Very wholesome

Mother fucking Theresa over here.

Straight up "gas the Jews" only scores a 9.2 SMH

"Kill yourself you fucking gay faggot piece of shit" got me a 10/10

Who let them out of the kitchen?

TIL mayos are higher on the oppresion tier than hispanics or azns (darkies are still the most oppressed tho)

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The n-word is like the only word I really even hesitate to say lol.

You know, by looking at their profanity you really can see what a society values. When Quebec was super-religious and nearly a theocracy before the 60's, they redesigned their entire profanity around religious concepts. For instance, the cognate of "chalice" is one of the dirtiest words there. In America we've become so obsessed with race that I think the same thing is happening with racial slurs. We still have the traditional bodily functions based profanity but I don't think anyone really cares too much if you use it. Racial slurs are where we really go crazy. Slurs against women are starting to get that way too, "cunt" used against a woman seems nearly as bad to Americans as the N-word. To the utter amazement of any Brits and Australians. But still I used "n-word" here while writing "cunt", the "n-word" is really the heavy artillery of the cursing world.

nigger

Excuse me, sir, but the correct term is "Basketball-American". Tank you for understanding.

Thats not how you spell porch monkey.

wow racist

Tbh the reason I didn't write it out was because I was over a work connection. Although I seriously doubt the sysadmin gives a shit about the content of my reddit posts anyway. The n-word is the one that will get you fired.

nigger jew cunt cocksuckers I swear on my mum

/u/spez

Tabernaq!

I got way too used to saying nigger online and at one point it accidentally slipped out of my mouth in person. I limmediately went NO and clapped both hands over my mouth and thankfully the only person who heard thought it was the funniest shit ever so I didn't get tarred and feathered.

Really gotta be careful with that one lmao

To quote 'The Office'

'I'd never call a retard a retard! I call my friends retards!'

I actually use faggot this way, I don't use it as an insult at all but I refer to all of my best bros as "fag".

And don't tell me you never ironically call your friends 'nigga'

nigger is their god

Eh, it was a few folks. We've seen way worse riots for the worldcup loss and in 2001.

"destroy everything" (rompan todo) is trending topic right now in Twitter.

Then again, people being mean on the internet don't worry as much as actual riots. We'll see.

Oh no not Twitter the literal reflection of reality!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/95tvom/breaking_news_argentina_has_rejected_abortion/

So...I decided to see if this was being discussed on reddit...

Anyone have any spare alts that aren't banned from circle broke yet? Wanna cross post this there?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT TRUE

It's legit like a bunch of spoiled toddlers. You don't get your way so you cry.

I mean...women die because of Argentina's horrible abortion policies. They have a right to be upset.

A bunch of dead retards who couldn't manage pulling out, taking a pill, wearing a condom or getting an IUD. Who cares?

Are you under the impression that condoms are 100 percent effective, or that mistakes don't happen? People deserve to die because of that?

People deserve to die because of that?

Absolutely.

Oh, I see. You're retarded.

Motherfucker, do you know where you are?

No having sex is 100 you should have a problem with that should you.

Lol breaking news people will still have sex anyways and shouldn't be punished for it.

Punish, bitch if you don’t want a kid then don’t have sex. It’s really simple even a retard can understand.

no they deserve to be committed to children they didn't want.

welcome to the club thots

wait are we still being ironic

If they're degenerate enough to enjoy gussy then they deserve much worse

Yeah, they do. In the womb.

How do you feel about forcing women to carry stillborn babies to "term?"

good news abortion is already legal there if the baby's disabled or dead or dangerous to your slut mum

You're literal garbage.

So people die news at 11

"If the government makes a decision then you shouldn't protest it"

That's some bootlicker logic right there.

Unironically using the word "bootlicker." Welcome to SRD 2.0

unironically calling yourself ifuckedzoequinn. welcome to r/incels

ehh if the shoe fits.

So nearly a 100 women die a year from procuring ‘clandestine’ abortions, & the “pro life” folks are celebrating that this will continue…

I'm pro abortion because I hate minorities, but how is this really logic to make something legal? You don't make burglary legal because people die committing it.

It's funny because so often there's a valid and intelligent argument for something but people choose the most retarded one possible.

Well the argument is that burglary is morally incorrect. The entirety of the abortion debate boils down to the morality of abortion and whether it constitutes murder. If it’s not morally incorrect then you’re putting a prohibition on something that’s entirely unnecessary to ban. If it is murder then the law makes sense.

Such regressive people, trying to return the world to the times of old Sparta, when babies were thrown off cliffs.

i kno, right. they should get rid of the law that let's them abort disabled kids too.

this ain't sparta, won't somebody think of the downies

I can't kill babies so now I turn on you.

The lone word jew gets you a 4.5 on the toxic scale. fucking counter-semites

So Mayos are mad what new?

Punish, bitch if you don’t want a kid then don’t have sex. It’s really simple even a retard can understand.

u/spez can we have pings back now?

Lmao I can't believe there are women in the anti-abortion crowd. Imagine voting against your right to get rid of a pregnancy.