The elimination of the "white" race is inevitable. In fact, race is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "white" race even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for being "white", the phantasm of "race purity" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "white" are "taking muh womenz" (read: insecurity, as well as misogyny).
In present-day society, the identity of Western countries and their inhabitants are not pegged down by race, but by nationalityโadditionally, you can now see people mixing their origins with their current nationality, an example being so called "hyphenated Americans". These people range from someone holding some aspects of their culture dear to them, to someone who calls themselves so because "my [insert near ancestor] was from [insert foreign country]". Contrary to the European failure at integrating immigrants, the United States has done well with the integration of immigrants, and miscegenation of races will thus be unavoidable, and the delusion of "white purity" will become extinct.
Even in Europe, although they may not have succeeded in integrating their immigrants well (leading to the formation of ghettos such as the ones in Tower Hamlets, London), there will always be a few immigrants who manage to escape from the grasps of these ghettos and integrate within larger society. This leads to race-mixing as well, albeit to a lesser extent, but every bit counts, and every bit helps. Why? When two people of color have children, you can usually see distinct features from both parents present in the child. When a person of color and a white person have a child, the most commonly (and usually only) feature passed down from the white parent is lighter skin (cumskin). This is due to the fact that the genes that lead to the expression of so-called "white" phenotypes, are for the most part, recessive. This facilitates the elimination of "white" features in society.
Furthermore, children who have blood from both a person of color and a white person are forsaken by those who fantasize about the white race being preserved, even though they carry recessive genes from their white parent, genes that could eventually be expressed again. This will also contribute to the demise of the so-called "white race".
Eventually, no person who considers themselves "white" will have so-called "pure" genes. Hence, the white race will have been eliminated by the standards set by the race purists themselves, having led themselves to their own demise.
Tldr plox. So far I got that eventually there wont be any "races". My original comment wasn't meant to be discriminating to other races, so im sorry you wasted time writing something like this to someone who just trying his best to cull racism :/ A for effort, but wrong guy.
Not enough people hate Samoans, you know? I mean why are we discriminating against Samoans by not hating them. They need more representation in hate-communities.
Nah, all those subs go away when I magically subscribe to an 8th sub. I happened to notice these again when I dropped a couple I was no longer paying attention to.
"Featuhing braincels on your sub would lead to an increase in subscribers and a Reddit meltdown of biblical proportions. Your subreddit may even become featured in articles like vice or Huffington post"
Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
Vagina's are so kawaii omg (โ โโขโฯโโขโ โ)/ when you grab her by the pussy & it starts leaking its like its happy to see you (/ฯ \ ) or when they get all puffy and look at you like "owo nya?:3" hehe~ manko-chan is happy to see me!! (ใฎ) & the most adorable thing ever is when squirt-chan comes out but they're very shy so u have to work hard!!(@โขฬโกโขฬ@)โง but when manko-chan and squirt-kun meet && they're blushing &&& all like "awaaa~!" (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ: ๏ฝฅ๏พhehehe~manko-chan is so adorable (โซยดะ `โซ) โข:*:โข
---When there ๐ is ๐ฆ a ๐ group of ๐ฆ assholes ๐ standing ๐ด in ๐ the ๐ middle ๐ of ๐ฆ a ๐ hallway or ๐ walkway, and ๐ they ๐ฅ are ๐ข just ๐ STANDING ๐ด there ๐ and ๐ talking ๐ฃ and ๐ blocking ๐ซ my ๐จ fucking ๐ way!! ๐ซ Get ๐ the ๐ fuck ๐ outa the ๐ way ๐ซ or ๐ ill ๐ท bring ๐ถ a ๐ fuckin ๐ sawed-off shotgun to ๐ฆ your ๐ house ๐ and ๐ blow ๐จ your ๐ snotty ass ๐ head ๐ off! ๐ด
Dicks๐ are so ๐นcute๐ถ omg ๐ฑwhen you ๐holdโ๐one in your โhand and it๐ starts โ๏ธtwitchingโ๏ธ its like its๐ถ nuzzling you(/ฯ๏ผผ) or when they๐ perkโซ up and look๐ at you๐ผ like" owo nya? :3c" hehe๐ ~ ๐penis-kun๐ is ๐happy to๐ see ๐ผme!!(๏ผพใฏ๏ผพ)and the most ๐ถadorable thing ever๐ฑis when๐ฆsperm-sama๐ฆ comes outโฉ but theyre๐โโ๏ธ rlly๐โโ๏ธ shy so u have to ๐work๐ hard!!(เนโขฬใ โขฬเน) but when ๐penis-kun๐ and ๐ฆsperm-sama๐ฆ meet and theyre ๐ฒblushingโบ๏ธ๐จ and all like "uwaaa~!" (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ: ๏ฝฅ๏พ๐hehehe~penis-kun๐โบ๏ธ is so๐น adorable๐น (โยดะ๏ฝโ)
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not the best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
My ๐จ neighbors ๐ช ask ๐ me ๐ญ why I'm limping down ๐ป the ๐ way And who ๐ that ๐ fellow ๐จ was ๐ that ๐ came ๐ฆ by yesterday I quickly turn ๐ my face ๐ before ๐ I ๐ start ๐ to ๐ฆ blush ๐ณ 'Cause ๐ธ frankly ๐ธ there ๐ธ is ๐ธ nothing ๐ซ๐ธ I ๐ธ can ๐ธ say ๐ฃ I've always ๐ฅ had ๐ a ๐ thing ๐ด for ๐ pushing the ๐ extremes And I've ๐ just ๐ got a ๐ thing ๐ด you ๐ won't ๐ซ find ๐ญ in ๐ the ๐ magazines ๐ This molded silicone ๐ has ๐ got me ๐ญ begging ๐ฉ please Give ๐ธ me ๐ธ more ๐ธ of ๐ธ what ๐ธ I ๐ธ really ๐ธ need ๐ 'Cause there ๐ is ๐ฆ no ๐ cock ๐ like ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Send your ๐ asshole ๐ into ๐ shock ๐ฐ You need ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ of ๐ฆ course-cock ๐ Grab ๐ธ the ๐ธ lube ๐ฆ๐ธ and ๐ธ slam ๐ธ the ๐ธ day ๐ธ๐ away My shaft ๐ is ๐ฆ quivering, my ๐จ balls ๐ are ๐ข turning ๐ blue ๐ as I think ๐ญ of ๐ฆ drinking ๐ป in ๐ a ๐ foot ๐ or ๐ even ๐ two ๐ My favorite ๐ stallion ๐ด that I ๐ keep ๐ in ๐ my ๐จ top ๐ drawer Slip ๐ธ it ๐ธ in ๐ธ and ๐ธ out ๐ธ be ๐ธ dripping ๐ธ goo ๐ฆ As I ๐ take ๐ more ๐ cock, ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Shut the ๐ door ๐ช and ๐ turn ๐ the ๐ lock ๐ Is your ๐ cock ๐ a ๐ horse ๐ด cock? ๐ You ๐ธ will ๐ธ never ๐ ๐ธ hear ๐๐ธ me ๐ธ saying ๐ฃ๐ธ neigh! ๐ด 'Cause there ๐ is ๐ฆ no ๐ cock ๐ like ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Rub my ๐จ dick ๐ inside ๐ a ๐ sock Don't stop ๐ซ now, ๐ horse ๐ด cock Stretch ๐ธ out ๐ธ my ๐ธ insides ๐ธ and ๐ธ make ๐ธ me ๐ธ bray! ๐ด My lovely horse ๐ด cock, ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Shoop de doop dep da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ Ba da ๐ธ da ๐ธ horse ๐ด cock, ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Yap ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ daa
Are there just lots of butthurt furries in that thread, or has the circlejerk switched and now we're supposed to support them? Help me out, I just want to fit in with the reddit hivemind.
half of furries are like that, the other half are NEET snowflakes with a persecution complex even when being left alone. Like transtrender troons, even when left completely along they are crying about their self inflicted woes that are 'the evil conservatives fault!!' on tumblr or some other cesspit.
All the single ๐ ๐ furries ๐บ๐ถ All the single ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ furries ๐น๐ญ
Now put your๐๐ถ paws up๐โฌ๏ธ I'm just a pup ๐ถ, dunno ๐คทโโ๏ธโhow to stop๐ฎ๐ปโ, Was shaking my โ๏ธ๐own little tail Decided ๐ค๐ to wag, and I ๐คฃ๐had to beg ๐ฒ๐ณ And you didn't ๐ด๐ฃeven notice me๐ก๐
I'm down here๐๐, you're up thereโ๏ธ๐. Don't pay me ๐ฐ๐any attention I fold my ears ๐ ๐, and face my fears๐น๐ You think ๐ญ ๐you are too good ๐ ๐for me!
'Cause if you liked ๐คค๐it, then you should have ๐คง๐ขput a leash on it ๐ฆ๐ If you liked ๐คค๐it, then you should have ๐คง๐ขput a leash on it ๐ฆ๐
Rawr๐ฒ๐ x3๐ nuzzles how are you๐๐ pounces on you๐ you're๐ so๐ warm๐ค๐ o3o๐ notices๐ฏ you have a bulge๐ o:๐ฏ๐ฎ someone's happy๐ ;)๐๐ nuzzles your necky wecky๐๐~ murr~ hehehe๐ rubbies๐๐ค your bulgy๐ wolgy you're๐ so big๐ฏ๐ฎ :oooo rubbies๐๐ค more on your bulgy๐ wolgy it๐ซ doesn't stop๐ growing ยท///ยท ๐kisses๐๐ you๐ and lickies๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ your necky๐ daddy๐ฆ๐ฆ likies ๐(;๐๐ nuzzles๐ wuzzles I๐ hope๐๐ daddy๐ really likes๐๐ฆ๐ฆ $: wiggles butt๐ and squirms I๐ want๐ to see๐๐๏ธ๐๏ธ your๐ big๐ daddy๐ฆ๐ฆ meat๐๐~ wiggles butt๐ I๐ have๐ a little๐ itch o3o๐ฌ wags๐คค tail can you๐ please get my itch๐~ puts paws๐พ on your๐ช chest nyea๐~ its a seven7๏ธโฃ inch๐๐ itch๐ rubs๐๐ค your chest can you help๐ท meโฌ๏ธ pwease๐๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ squirms pwetty pwease๐๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ sad faceโน๏ธ๐๐ญ๐ข I๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฉ need to2๏ธโฃ be๐ punished๐ runs paws๐พ downโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ your๐ chest and bites lip๐๐ like Iโฌ๏ธ๐ need๐ to2๏ธโฃ be๐ punished really good๐๐๐~ ๐พ on your bulge๐ as Iโฌ๏ธ lick๐ my lips๐๐ I'mโฌ๏ธ๐ getting thirsty๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Iโฌ๏ธ๐ can๐ go๐ for4๏ธโฃ some๐ milk๐ฅ๐ผ๐ unbuttons๐ your pants๐ as my eyes๐๏ธ๐๏ธ glow๐ you๐ smell so musky๐ :v๐ฏ licks shaft๐ mmmm๐~ so musky๐ drools๐คค all over your cock๐๐ฆ๐ฆ your๐ daddy๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ meat๐ I๐ like๐๐๐ fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls๐ถ๐ฑ hehe๐ puts snout๐ฝ on ballsโฝโพ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐พ๐ณ๐ and inhales deeply๐จ๐จ๐ฌ๏ธ oh๐จ god๐จ im so hard๐ฑ~ licks ballsโฝโพ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐พ๐ณ๐ punish me๐ฒ daddy๐๐ฆ๐ฆ~ nyea~๐ซ squirms ๐ซmore and wiggles butt๐ I love๐๐ your musky๐ goodness๐๐ bites lip๐๐ please๐ punish๐ค๐ค me๐ง licks๐๐๐ lips nyea~๐ซ suckles on your tip๐๐ so good๐๐ licks๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ pre of your cock๐ salty๐ goodness๐๐๐~ eyes role back๐ฐ and goes balls deep๐ฑ ๐ฐmmmm~ moans๐ฐ and suckles๐ `
๐๐ฝโโ๏ธHi ๐๐ฝ this is not ๐ซ a troll post ๐น. I'm an incoming โจ freshman ๐ผ๐ผ and one of my ๐ค deep passions is ๐ฎ Naruto ๐๐ฝ (I've read ๐and ๐ watched all of it ๐ฏ). I was wondering ๐ค if there are any ๐ธ Naruto ๐ fans or clubs ๐จ and maybe if anyone's ๐ interested ๐๐ป in learning ๐จ๐ฝโ๐hand ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝsigns ๐๐ฟ and ๐๐ป๐๐ป jutsus ๐๐พ๐๐พ We can ๐จ๐ผโ๐ป learn and I can ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐ซ๐จ๐ผโ๐ซ teach you my favorite ๐๐ฝ ones, ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธmaybe ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ even have a pretend โ๏ธduel sometime๐คบ (of course no โ real โฐ๏ธviolenceโ ๏ธ). I just want ๐ฏ ๐ถ๐ฝpeople ๐๐ฝI can have ๐ค fun ๐ฃdiscussions ๐ with about various ๐บ topics ๐๏ธ or hypothetical matchups ๐ like Itachi vs Pain. I relate ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ most with Rock โฐLee, a character built ๐ช๐ฝ on ๐๐ปhard work ๐ฅ not talent ๐ ๐ฝ like me but my ๐คคfavorite๐จ character is ๐ฆKakashi ๐ฉ because he's a ๐ BEAST ๐ฒ. Anyways let me know ๐ฅ if anyone has ๐ฎ information ๐ on this thanks ๐ guys! Believe it! โฉ
BELIEVE IT!! ๐ NARUTO IS ๐ฆ๐ฆ CHOKING ๐ ON THAT SASUKE DICK !!! ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ NEJI IS UP IN โญ๏ธ๐ HEAVEN TAKING ๐๐ซGODS DICK ๐๐ UP HIS TIGHT ๐๐ ASS!! SAKURA IS POPPING ๐ฅ HER PUSSY ๐ฑ AND KIBA IS TAKING THAT ๐ถ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ DOGGY DICK ๐๐ ๐ SEND THIS TO 5 OF YOUR NARU-HOES ๐ซ๐ฆ GET 0 BACK AND UR A NINJA โ๐ WITH NO โ๏ธDICK-JUTSU ๐ณ๐ซ๐ท GET 5 BACK AND UR HOTTER THAN SASUKES FIRE ๐ฅ๐ฅ BALLS ๐ฐ๐ฐ GET 10 BACK AND UR GETTING THAT ๐ HOKAGE DICK ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐
Think ๐ค I'll ๐๐ฟ wash them off ๐ and put my ๐บ suit back ๐ on the ๐ช shelf
In ๐ case ๐my ๐ baby ๐ถ fur's ๐ฑin need ๐
Am I ๐ cumming ๐ป๐ฆ out my knots ๐๐ฆ yeah
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถ fuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt I feel it still ๐ป
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt I feel it still ๐ป
Got another ๐ mouth 2๏ธโฃ fill
I'll ๐ be your ๐ถ baby sitter ๐ถ daddy get your lube ๐ฐ giver.
Imma fall ๐ป on my ๐ถ daddy.
Getting ๐๐ pounded on ๐ my ๐ left field โณ๏ธ
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Never ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ have my fill ๐คค, wanna ๐ป feel it still ๐ฝ
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Never ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ have my fill ๐คค, wanna ๐ป feel it still ๐ฝ
We ๐บ๐ถ could fight ๐ก๐ค๐ anti-furries.
(OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ )
Give in ๐ซ ๐ฆ 2๏ธโฃ our cummies.
Gonna ๐ฆ๐ fuck them ๐ซ in their ๐ด dreams
Gonna ๐ beat off 2๏ธโฃ our ๐ป๐ถ sex life.
We ๐บ๐ถ could fuck till ๐ป the cum ๐ฆ๐ป comes ๐ down ๐
(OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ )
It's time ๐ฅ 2๏ธโฃ give ๐ค me ๐ฝ just the ๐ tip
Furries ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ป๐ผ๐ญ in the ๐middle๐ move โ๏ธ over 'cuz we cummin ๐ช strong.
Cum ๐ฆ showers ๐ฟ me ๐บ
Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ back ๐ป?
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Your ๐ป๐ succ is ๐ถ an ๐ abyss 4๏ธโฃ my ๐ knots 2๏ธโฃ eclipse ๐ yeah โ
Never ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ have my fill ๐คค, wanna ๐ป feel it still ๐ฝ
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถ fuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt you feel it still ๐ป
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt you feel it still ๐ป
i can ๐actually๐ get ๐๐laid ๐lol๐, โnoโ need for โfetishes๐. i can ๐ฑtext๐ฒ literally any ๐ปfurry๐พ and be like๐โโ๏ธ "๐hey im a ๐ผdom ๐บwolf๐บ wanna โค๏ธcome ๐ฝover๐ฝ n let me ๐ฉstick๐ฉ my ๐penis๐ in ur ๐butt๐" and ill be met with โก๏ธthunderous๐ฉ ๐applause๐ from the ๐คโค๏ธentire communityโค๏ธ๐ค because ๐ผdoms๐ผare ๐ขsuper๐ข rareโฏ๏ธ
im ๐like a ๐literal๐ thoroughbred ๐race๐ horse ๐in this ๐fucking๐ ๐community๐, while you ๐จ๐ฟcucked๐ฑ๐ป fuck โcantโ even get a ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธgirl๐ฑ๐ผโโ๏ธ or ๐ฑ๐ปguy๐ฑ๐ผ to ๐คงnotice๐ you โwithoutโ ๐smirking๐ and ๐ฃtelling๐ฃ their ๐ญfriend๐ฌ how much of a ๐คกweirdo๐น you ๐are๐.
i get ๐blowjobs๐ galore, ๐anal๐ galore, ๐ โโ๏ธnoโ ๐ทstinky๐ท loose ๐beef ๐ ๐นpussy๐น for me, its โ๏ธtight butts๐ all ๐night๐ long ๐BAYBEE๐.
so โwhat โif i have a ๐ผ๐ปfursona ๐พ๐ธ and ๐god๐ on my ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จside๐คทโโ๏ธ? im having ๐ธfun๐ฝ and ๐fucking๐ all the ๐bitches๐ถ while you ๐ญcry๐ญ about "โ๐ผmuh ๐ฉ๐ป๐ฑ๐ปwhite๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ป ๐ฃgenocide๐ช" while ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธstacey๐๐ป from โ๏ธacrossโ๏ธ the ๐street๐ฃ ๐ฅburns๐ฅ it with that ๐drug dealing๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐พni๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธa๐จ๐ฟ from ๐ฃacross ๐town๐ช.
my ๐life๐ is โnowhereโ๏ธ ๐ โโ๏ธnear as ๐ฐpathetic๐ญ as ๐yours๐, get ๐ชreal๐ผ for a โ๏ธmomentโณ and ๐ฝrealize๐ that.
OwO This is a pawsonal attack on the furry fandom, I'll be peacuflly demonstrating against this at the reddit offices in my fursuit AR15 in paw and I hope my fellow autists will do the same, 2nd ammentment MOTHERF*CKER thats hate speech and their violating our right to fwee speech, if this keeps up we may have to overthrow the normies and install a cardboard cutout of some furry porn as the god emperor of burger and fries land.
I ๐คwant๐๐ผ to ram๐๐ my ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธmeatsnake๐๐๐๐๐ฆ down โฌ๏ธJudy๐ Hoppโs ๐ฐ๐ฆthroat๐๐ ๐. Keep in mind๐ค๐ฆ Iโm ๐about 4๐ times๐๐ฆ her ๐size๐ฐ, so my๐ wiggler๐๐ is DIPPING ๐ฆ๐into โฌ๏ธher๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ intestinal๐ acid๐. She๐ canโt๐ ๐ ฑ๏ธreathe๐ค๐ก but ๐ค๐she โค๏ธ๐DIGESTS๐ฆ๐ the ๐tip๐ of my๐ sausage๐ฆ๐๐ฆ and ๐livesโ๏ธ๐ป upon๐ฝ๐ the nutrients๐ฉ๐ค. She๐ cries๐ญ and cries๐ฅ๐ญ and tries๐ค to reach๐ for ๐her ๐gun ๐ญ๐ซ- but๐ค it๐ซ isnโt โโ๏ธ๐ฑin โฌ๏ธher ๐holsterโ๐. Iโve ๐๐ฆgot๐ it behind๐ my๐๐ ๐. I ๐๐ฆpull๐ฃ๐ค it๐ซ๐ out๐๐ - she ๐๐๐ฆfreaks๐๐๐ out๐๐คก๐. Youโ๏ธ can see๐๐ค๐ what little๐๐ฉ๐ค hope๐๐๐ผ๐พ she๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ has ๐๐ผleft ๐พdegrade ๐ญ๐further ๐๐คand โ๏ธfurther๐ค๐ - she ๐ฐ๐wontโ๏ธ๐๐ง survive๐๐ผ๐ฉ๐ญ this๐๐ฆ๐ญ. But โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑshe ๐ฐโค๏ธ๐ฆhas๐ oneโ๏ธ ๐๐ผthing๐ฆ๐, one ๐โ๏ธhope๐ค๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค, oneโ๏ธ๐ PERSON๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐to ๐cling๐ช๐ on๐ to๐ฆ - and he ๐ฆ๐just โ๏ธknockedโ๏ธ๐ค on ๐ขthe door๐ช๐ซ๐ฑ๐ญ. "Judy?"๐ฐ๐๐ I ๐๐hear ๐ฃ๐Nick's๐ฆ๐ฑ voice๐ฃ and๐ฟ picture ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฉhis๐ฆ๐ค๐ฟ smugโ๐ก๐ณ face๐ท๐บ๐ณ before๐ฅ๐ณ๐ i ๐๐ฆsee๐๐๐ค it๐ฆ๐ฉ๐บ. I ๐๐ฆ๐turn โ๏ธโ๏ธaround๐๐ฒ. NICK๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ค๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ท๐ฟ. He ๐ฆโ ๏ธstands๐ถ๐ช there ๐๐horrified,๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ groceries๐ ๐๐ in ๐hand,โ๏ธ๐๐ค as๐๐ he๐ฆ๐๐ต witnesses ๐ต๐ฐ๐คคthe ๐ฌhorrors๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ฆ happening๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฐ beforeโฌ๏ธ๐ him๐ฆ๐๐๐. Judy๐ฐ๐๐ is ๐โบ๏ธCHOKING๐ต๐ฑ๐ค on ๐my ๐๐pork ๐ทchop ๐ฟand๐ง running ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฐout๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ of ๐ค๐๐๐ณair๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ - and ๐ค time๐ค๐๐๐ผ๐๐. Her ๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ๐tearful๐๐ข๐ญ eyes ๐๐look๐๐๐ค to ๐Nick๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ซ in ๐ญdesperation๐ซ๐๐๐ค, then ๐ฃ๐realization๐ค๐ฎ๐ง๐ฑ, as๐ she๐ฐ๐๐ sees ๐๐๐คthe ๐ค revolver ๐ค ๐ซin โคต๏ธmy ๐๐๐ hand๐ค๐ค๐ผ. I ๐๐lift๐ช๐คณ it๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ, quivering๐๐ง, at๐คฃ๐ the ๐Wilde's๐ฆ๐ ๐ freaking๐๐ฐ๐ฑ face๐ฆ๐ค๐ ๐ก๐ฟ. He ๐ฆ๐ก๐บfreezesโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ, my ๐๐๐finger๐๐ squeezes๐๐คฃ, a โ๏ธshot ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฐrings ๐๐off๐. Hole๐๐พ๐ค in๐๐ his๐ฆ๐ค๐ head๐๐ฆ,๐ฆ brains๐คฃ on ๐the ๐wall๐๐ค๐ฟ behindโฉ๏ธ him๐ฆ๐ค๐ก๐. I ๐๐have๐๐๐ slain ๐ก๐the ๐บ๐โ๏ธmighty๐ฟ๐ก๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆNicholas ๐ฆ๐ฆWilde๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐ค, and๐ค extinguished๐คข๐ณ the๐ dying๐ต๐ค๐คค flame๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ of โ๏ธhope๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค that๐ judy๐๐คค๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ clung๐ช๐ to๐๐๐. She๐ฐ๐ฆ stopsโโ๏ธ fighting๐ช๐ค๐ค for๐๐ her ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆlife๐๐๐ฅ after โ๐watching๐๐ค๐ Nick ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๐ฟsink๐ต๐ฐ๐ to๐ the floor.๐๐๐ Within ๐ค๐seconds๐๐ฅ๐, she๐ฐ๐ฆ๐๐ is๐คก dead๐๐ฉ๐ค, mouth ๐ ๐๐still๐ค๐ on ๐๐ซmy๐๐๐ sausage๐๐๐ฆ, reaching๐๐ all๐๐ the๐๐ way๐๐ down ๐๐โฌ๏ธto ๐ถher ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐stomach๐๐๐คฃ. Finally๐๐๐, it ๐๐ฆbursts๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Gallons๐ฉ๐๐ฉ of ๐piping๐ฑ๐คค๐คค๐คค hot๐ณ๐ ๐ cream ๐๐are๐ flung๐๐ into ๐๐๐คฃthe๐ซ๐ stomach๐๐ค ofโน๏ธ๐ค the๐๐๐ dead โ ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐คฃHopps๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Atโบ๏ธ๐ last๐๐๐คค, I ๐๐๐am ๐คงsatisfied.๐คค๐คคโบ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
The YiffnessGramโข Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that โ๏ธ progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 200 pound bara furry test will begin in 30 nyas. Line up at the cage doors. The breeding speed starts slowly, but gets faster each โฑminuteโฑ after you hear this signal. [nyaa!!~<33] A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~] Remember to yiff in a fursuit, and yiff as long as possible. The โ๏ธsecondโ๏ธ time you fail to complete a whole yiff before the nya, your furry ass is over. The test will begin on the word meow . On your bark, get yiffy, meow!!~
I don't understand why we can harass anyone for their choices unless it has anything to do with sex. You can make fun of a fat neckbeard, but a furry or a scantily clad person in a pride parade are "Protected minority groups." Fuck that shit, if you're abnormal by choice than you're free game.
I ๐คwant๐๐ผ to ram๐๐ my ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธmeatsnake๐๐๐๐๐ฆ down โฌ๏ธJudy๐ Hoppโs ๐ฐ๐ฆthroat๐๐ ๐. Keep in mind๐ค๐ฆ Iโm ๐about 4๐ times๐๐ฆ her ๐size๐ฐ, so my๐ wiggler๐๐ is DIPPING ๐ฆ๐into โฌ๏ธher๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ intestinal๐ acid๐. She๐ canโt๐ ๐ ฑ๏ธreathe๐ค๐ก but ๐ค๐she โค๏ธ๐DIGESTS๐ฆ๐ the ๐tip๐ of my๐ sausage๐ฆ๐๐ฆ and ๐livesโ๏ธ๐ป upon๐ฝ๐ the nutrients๐ฉ๐ค. She๐ cries๐ญ and cries๐ฅ๐ญ and tries๐ค to reach๐ for ๐her ๐gun ๐ญ๐ซ- but๐ค it๐ซ isnโt โโ๏ธ๐ฑin โฌ๏ธher ๐holsterโ๐. Iโve ๐๐ฆgot๐ it behind๐ my๐๐ ๐. I ๐๐ฆpull๐ฃ๐ค it๐ซ๐ out๐๐ - she ๐๐๐ฆfreaks๐๐๐ out๐๐คก๐. Youโ๏ธ can see๐๐ค๐ what little๐๐ฉ๐ค hope๐๐๐ผ๐พ she๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ has ๐๐ผleft ๐พdegrade ๐ญ๐further ๐๐คand โ๏ธfurther๐ค๐ - she ๐ฐ๐wontโ๏ธ๐๐ง survive๐๐ผ๐ฉ๐ญ this๐๐ฆ๐ญ. But โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑshe ๐ฐโค๏ธ๐ฆhas๐ oneโ๏ธ ๐๐ผthing๐ฆ๐, one ๐โ๏ธhope๐ค๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค, oneโ๏ธ๐ PERSON๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐to ๐cling๐ช๐ on๐ to๐ฆ - and he ๐ฆ๐just โ๏ธknockedโ๏ธ๐ค on ๐ขthe door๐ช๐ซ๐ฑ๐ญ. "Judy?"๐ฐ๐๐ I ๐๐hear ๐ฃ๐Nick's๐ฆ๐ฑ voice๐ฃ and๐ฟ picture ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฉhis๐ฆ๐ค๐ฟ smugโ๐ก๐ณ face๐ท๐บ๐ณ before๐ฅ๐ณ๐ i ๐๐ฆsee๐๐๐ค it๐ฆ๐ฉ๐บ. I ๐๐ฆ๐turn โ๏ธโ๏ธaround๐๐ฒ. NICK๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ค๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ท๐ฟ. He ๐ฆโ ๏ธstands๐ถ๐ช there ๐๐horrified,๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ groceries๐ ๐๐ in ๐hand,โ๏ธ๐๐ค as๐๐ he๐ฆ๐๐ต witnesses ๐ต๐ฐ๐คคthe ๐ฌhorrors๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ฆ happening๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฐ beforeโฌ๏ธ๐ him๐ฆ๐๐๐. Judy๐ฐ๐๐ is ๐โบ๏ธCHOKING๐ต๐ฑ๐ค on ๐my ๐๐pork ๐ทchop ๐ฟand๐ง running ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฐout๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ of ๐ค๐๐๐ณair๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ - and ๐ค time๐ค๐๐๐ผ๐๐. Her ๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ๐tearful๐๐ข๐ญ eyes ๐๐look๐๐๐ค to ๐Nick๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ซ in ๐ญdesperation๐ซ๐๐๐ค, then ๐ฃ๐realization๐ค๐ฎ๐ง๐ฑ, as๐ she๐ฐ๐๐ sees ๐๐๐คthe ๐ค revolver ๐ค ๐ซin โคต๏ธmy ๐๐๐ hand๐ค๐ค๐ผ. I ๐๐lift๐ช๐คณ it๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ, quivering๐๐ง, at๐คฃ๐ the ๐Wilde's๐ฆ๐ ๐ freaking๐๐ฐ๐ฑ face๐ฆ๐ค๐ ๐ก๐ฟ. He ๐ฆ๐ก๐บfreezesโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ, my ๐๐๐finger๐๐ squeezes๐๐คฃ, a โ๏ธshot ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฐrings ๐๐off๐. Hole๐๐พ๐ค in๐๐ his๐ฆ๐ค๐ head๐๐ฆ,๐ฆ brains๐คฃ on ๐the ๐wall๐๐ค๐ฟ behindโฉ๏ธ him๐ฆ๐ค๐ก๐. I ๐๐have๐๐๐ slain ๐ก๐the ๐บ๐โ๏ธmighty๐ฟ๐ก๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆNicholas ๐ฆ๐ฆWilde๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐ค, and๐ค extinguished๐คข๐ณ the๐ dying๐ต๐ค๐คค flame๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ of โ๏ธhope๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค that๐ judy๐๐คค๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ clung๐ช๐ to๐๐๐. She๐ฐ๐ฆ stopsโโ๏ธ fighting๐ช๐ค๐ค for๐๐ her ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆlife๐๐๐ฅ after โ๐watching๐๐ค๐ Nick ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๐ฟsink๐ต๐ฐ๐ to๐ the floor.๐๐๐ Within ๐ค๐seconds๐๐ฅ๐, she๐ฐ๐ฆ๐๐ is๐คก dead๐๐ฉ๐ค, mouth ๐ ๐๐still๐ค๐ on ๐๐ซmy๐๐๐ sausage๐๐๐ฆ, reaching๐๐ all๐๐ the๐๐ way๐๐ down ๐๐โฌ๏ธto ๐ถher ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐stomach๐๐๐คฃ. Finally๐๐๐, it ๐๐ฆbursts๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Gallons๐ฉ๐๐ฉ of ๐piping๐ฑ๐คค๐คค๐คค hot๐ณ๐ ๐ cream ๐๐are๐ flung๐๐ into ๐๐๐คฃthe๐ซ๐ stomach๐๐ค ofโน๏ธ๐ค the๐๐๐ dead โ ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐คฃHopps๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Atโบ๏ธ๐ last๐๐๐คค, I ๐๐๐am ๐คงsatisfied.๐คค๐คคโบ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
172 comments
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
I love it when they make controversial subreddits the subreddit of the day, it's always a dramafest.
1 Voltairium 2018-08-09
Remember when inceltears was the subreddit of day? The drama was glorious
1 Awayfone 2018-08-09
Weird they allow hate subs
1 tHeSiD 2018-08-09
Reeeeee
1 Baconlightning 2018-08-09
Incels deserves to be hated, they're almost as bad as white people
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-08-09
White people are a subset of incels.
1 SilverXSnake 2018-08-09
Yet white people arent the minority? Incel=no sex, therefore statement=false. Try keeping racism to a minimum, thank you.
1 NeededToFilterSubs 2018-08-09
I hate as I was born to hate inshallah
1 WhiteTearsForFears 2018-08-09
You can't be racist against cracker ass bitches.
1 SilverXSnake 2018-08-09
Haha no, that's not how that works.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
The elimination of the "white" race is inevitable. In fact, race is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "white" race even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for being "white", the phantasm of "race purity" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "white" are "taking muh womenz" (read: insecurity, as well as misogyny).
In present-day society, the identity of Western countries and their inhabitants are not pegged down by race, but by nationalityโadditionally, you can now see people mixing their origins with their current nationality, an example being so called "hyphenated Americans". These people range from someone holding some aspects of their culture dear to them, to someone who calls themselves so because "my [insert near ancestor] was from [insert foreign country]". Contrary to the European failure at integrating immigrants, the United States has done well with the integration of immigrants, and miscegenation of races will thus be unavoidable, and the delusion of "white purity" will become extinct.
Even in Europe, although they may not have succeeded in integrating their immigrants well (leading to the formation of ghettos such as the ones in Tower Hamlets, London), there will always be a few immigrants who manage to escape from the grasps of these ghettos and integrate within larger society. This leads to race-mixing as well, albeit to a lesser extent, but every bit counts, and every bit helps. Why? When two people of color have children, you can usually see distinct features from both parents present in the child. When a person of color and a white person have a child, the most commonly (and usually only) feature passed down from the white parent is lighter skin (cumskin). This is due to the fact that the genes that lead to the expression of so-called "white" phenotypes, are for the most part, recessive. This facilitates the elimination of "white" features in society.
Furthermore, children who have blood from both a person of color and a white person are forsaken by those who fantasize about the white race being preserved, even though they carry recessive genes from their white parent, genes that could eventually be expressed again. This will also contribute to the demise of the so-called "white race".
Eventually, no person who considers themselves "white" will have so-called "pure" genes. Hence, the white race will have been eliminated by the standards set by the race purists themselves, having led themselves to their own demise.
1 SilverXSnake 2018-08-09
Tldr plox. So far I got that eventually there wont be any "races". My original comment wasn't meant to be discriminating to other races, so im sorry you wasted time writing something like this to someone who just trying his best to cull racism :/ A for effort, but wrong guy.
1 Kaladin_MemeBlessed 2018-08-09
Beautiful
1 22333444455555666666 2018-08-09
Yes it is. Racism only applies to human beings. White devils have no humanity in them
1 SilverXSnake 2018-08-09
Thats called racism :)
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-08-09
We're domsets.
1 HBlight 2018-08-09
Not enough people hate Samoans, you know? I mean why are we discriminating against Samoans by not hating them. They need more representation in hate-communities.
1 JayrassicPark 2018-08-09
"almost"
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-08-09
They allow hate subs to be default subs. Look at r/politics and toomanychromosomes.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
There's no such thing as "default subs" anymore.
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-08-09
I still see them at the top of my screen when I have only a few subscriptions. Those are the subs I'm talking about.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
You mean /r/all?
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-08-09
I see
all of those are at the top and I have no interest in any of them. Reddit shows them to me by default.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-08-09
You haven't filtered from /r/Funny yet?
Jez I made an account just to get that off the website and that was before it was Orange Man bad
Get RES and filter that shit, the Admins added filtering for non-res users because of the Donald but I guess that's too complicated for you?
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-08-09
Nah, all those subs go away when I magically subscribe to an 8th sub. I happened to notice these again when I dropped a couple I was no longer paying attention to.
1 LightUmbra 2018-08-09
๐๐ฟ๐ฃ
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-09
The_donald was the best one.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
The /r/AltRight thread was better, imo. It even got more attention than the thread about /r/The_Donald.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-09
I forgot about that one!
Good times.
1 drift_summary 2018-08-09
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
1 Lostx22 2018-08-09
Itโs good for dramacoin
1 movielover2018 2018-08-09
Do they randomly choose absubreddut ?
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
Part of me thinks they do it to stir up shit sometimes. Like people got really mad at some of the choices - /r/ShitRedditSays, /r/MensRights, /r/TheRedPill etc.
1 movielover2018 2018-08-09
Oh shit the red pill was subreddit of the day ?
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
IIRC they were.
1 movielover2018 2018-08-09
Oh my god. That is delicious. Braincels needs to be subredditoftheday. The drama will explode reddit.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
You can try nominating it by writing something up and sending it to the /r/subredditoftheday modmail.
1 somegurk 2018-08-09
They 100% do it to stir up shit.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
Those absolute madmen! Mod them immediately!
1 deceIIerator 2018-08-09
One of the srd+drama mods also is a mod on srod,it's 100% for dramacoin
1 RichterRicochet 2018-08-09
(I know I did)
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
They even chose /r/AltRight once.
1 ZadocPaet 2018-08-09
People submit features and we post them. Anyone can write and submit a feature.
1 movielover2018 2018-08-09
Well here's my feature
"Featuhing braincels on your sub would lead to an increase in subscribers and a Reddit meltdown of biblical proportions. Your subreddit may even become featured in articles like vice or Huffington post"
1 ZadocPaet 2018-08-09
Didn't we do that one already?
1 movielover2018 2018-08-09
Lmao probably. When the red Pill was subreddit of the day.
1 RichterRicochet 2018-08-09
Nah, some of us are genuine subscribers of some of these subs. Sometimes we hit the /r/random button and see what happens.
1 movielover2018 2018-08-09
Oh got it. That's cool. Do choose a super controversial subreddit some day.
1 RichterRicochet 2018-08-09
Once I find one that everybody hates, sure. (You could always send suggestions. We dooooo take them.)
1 movielover2018 2018-08-09
braincels
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
How come r/Drama never gets thus honor?
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
We get it from time to time when we hit /r/all.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
True, the bonus drama that results from the influx of r/all fags flooding our sub is always mildly fun
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
I love their impotent flailing whilst they try to understand the cesspit they fell in to.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
One day r/Drama will overrun the site and bring about the mayocide as foretold by the prophecy
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
That was just /u/masterlawlz shitposting while drunk.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Heresy
1 I_EAT_GUSHERS 2018-08-09
Yeah, but furries don't really have drama.
1 HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2018-08-09
I can't believe they've done this
1 darkinard 2018-08-09
Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.
Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
1 Ares90V2 2018-08-09
The copiest pasta I have ever seen
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
Vagina's are so kawaii omg (โ โโขโฯโโขโ โ)/ when you grab her by the pussy & it starts leaking its like its happy to see you (/ฯ \ ) or when they get all puffy and look at you like "owo nya?:3" hehe~ manko-chan is happy to see me!! (ใฎ) & the most adorable thing ever is when squirt-chan comes out but they're very shy so u have to work hard!!(@โขฬโกโขฬ@)โง but when manko-chan and squirt-kun meet && they're blushing &&& all like "awaaa~!" (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ: ๏ฝฅ๏พhehehe~manko-chan is so adorable (โซยดะ `โซ) โข:*:โข
1 infinitude 2018-08-09
Oh my god I hate you
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
YOU ๐ KNOW ๐ญ WHAT ๐ฆ I ๐ HATE!!?๐ก
---When there ๐ is ๐ฆ a ๐ group of ๐ฆ assholes ๐ standing ๐ด in ๐ the ๐ middle ๐ of ๐ฆ a ๐ hallway or ๐ walkway, and ๐ they ๐ฅ are ๐ข just ๐ STANDING ๐ด there ๐ and ๐ talking ๐ฃ and ๐ blocking ๐ซ my ๐จ fucking ๐ way!! ๐ซ Get ๐ the ๐ fuck ๐ outa the ๐ way ๐ซ or ๐ ill ๐ท bring ๐ถ a ๐ fuckin ๐ sawed-off shotgun to ๐ฆ your ๐ house ๐ and ๐ blow ๐จ your ๐ snotty ass ๐ head ๐ off! ๐ด
1 Allur0 2018-08-09
Vile
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
Dicks๐ are so ๐นcute๐ถ omg ๐ฑwhen you ๐holdโ๐one in your โhand and it๐ starts โ๏ธtwitchingโ๏ธ its like its๐ถ nuzzling you(/ฯ๏ผผ) or when they๐ perkโซ up and look๐ at you๐ผ like" owo nya? :3c" hehe๐ ~ ๐penis-kun๐ is ๐happy to๐ see ๐ผme!!(๏ผพใฏ๏ผพ)and the most ๐ถadorable thing ever๐ฑis when๐ฆsperm-sama๐ฆ comes outโฉ but theyre๐โโ๏ธ rlly๐โโ๏ธ shy so u have to ๐work๐ hard!!(เนโขฬใ โขฬเน) but when ๐penis-kun๐ and ๐ฆsperm-sama๐ฆ meet and theyre ๐ฒblushingโบ๏ธ๐จ and all like "uwaaa~!" (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ: ๏ฝฅ๏พ๐hehehe~penis-kun๐โบ๏ธ is so๐น adorable๐น (โยดะ๏ฝโ)
1 aqouta 2018-08-09
The parents of furries should have theit ability to produce be reversed.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-08-09
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not the best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
My ๐จ neighbors ๐ช ask ๐ me ๐ญ why I'm limping down ๐ป the ๐ way And who ๐ that ๐ fellow ๐จ was ๐ that ๐ came ๐ฆ by yesterday I quickly turn ๐ my face ๐ before ๐ I ๐ start ๐ to ๐ฆ blush ๐ณ 'Cause ๐ธ frankly ๐ธ there ๐ธ is ๐ธ nothing ๐ซ๐ธ I ๐ธ can ๐ธ say ๐ฃ I've always ๐ฅ had ๐ a ๐ thing ๐ด for ๐ pushing the ๐ extremes And I've ๐ just ๐ got a ๐ thing ๐ด you ๐ won't ๐ซ find ๐ญ in ๐ the ๐ magazines ๐ This molded silicone ๐ has ๐ got me ๐ญ begging ๐ฉ please Give ๐ธ me ๐ธ more ๐ธ of ๐ธ what ๐ธ I ๐ธ really ๐ธ need ๐ 'Cause there ๐ is ๐ฆ no ๐ cock ๐ like ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Send your ๐ asshole ๐ into ๐ shock ๐ฐ You need ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ of ๐ฆ course-cock ๐ Grab ๐ธ the ๐ธ lube ๐ฆ๐ธ and ๐ธ slam ๐ธ the ๐ธ day ๐ธ๐ away My shaft ๐ is ๐ฆ quivering, my ๐จ balls ๐ are ๐ข turning ๐ blue ๐ as I think ๐ญ of ๐ฆ drinking ๐ป in ๐ a ๐ foot ๐ or ๐ even ๐ two ๐ My favorite ๐ stallion ๐ด that I ๐ keep ๐ in ๐ my ๐จ top ๐ drawer Slip ๐ธ it ๐ธ in ๐ธ and ๐ธ out ๐ธ be ๐ธ dripping ๐ธ goo ๐ฆ As I ๐ take ๐ more ๐ cock, ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Shut the ๐ door ๐ช and ๐ turn ๐ the ๐ lock ๐ Is your ๐ cock ๐ a ๐ horse ๐ด cock? ๐ You ๐ธ will ๐ธ never ๐ ๐ธ hear ๐๐ธ me ๐ธ saying ๐ฃ๐ธ neigh! ๐ด 'Cause there ๐ is ๐ฆ no ๐ cock ๐ like ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Rub my ๐จ dick ๐ inside ๐ a ๐ sock Don't stop ๐ซ now, ๐ horse ๐ด cock Stretch ๐ธ out ๐ธ my ๐ธ insides ๐ธ and ๐ธ make ๐ธ me ๐ธ bray! ๐ด My lovely horse ๐ด cock, ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Shoop de doop dep da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ Ba da ๐ธ da ๐ธ horse ๐ด cock, ๐ horse ๐ด cock ๐ Yap ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ da ๐ธ daa
1 TheBestOpinion 2018-08-09
Sorry man but the guy above made way more compelling arguments for dolphin cocks as #1. They're prehensile.
1 ilikewhales_ 2018-08-09
Agreed. Dolphins are a bit small though.
1 TheBestOpinion 2018-08-09
Hah ! Faggot.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-08-09
Are there just lots of butthurt furries in that thread, or has the circlejerk switched and now we're supposed to support them? Help me out, I just want to fit in with the reddit hivemind.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-09
The former, according to all their profile pictures and active subreddits ๐
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-08-09
Oh good. Furry hate is one of my favorite pastimes.
1 ReturningThrowaway 2018-08-09
Most furries are self depricating. The person who made yiffinhell, and the OC of this thread, also runs a very active furry porn account.
1 high_side 2018-08-09
Is it Marco?
1 Pee_Van_Queef 2018-08-09
I feel betrayed
1 SJCards 2018-08-09
/u/PoorLilMarco you should leave the self-loathing to our (((benefactors)))
1 -4x- 2018-08-09
Let's be real here: who here didn't jerk off to yiff at least once? Yeah, thought so.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Furry trap porn is our fetish bro
1 Habahz 2018-08-09
When are you banning yourself, u/PoorLilMarco ? ๐ก๐ก๐ก
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-08-09
It's peak radical centrism, yo.
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
The absolute state of furfags
1 CanadianCartman 2018-08-09
We have been betrayed.
1 Anaseb 2018-08-09
half of furries are like that, the other half are NEET snowflakes with a persecution complex even when being left alone. Like transtrender troons, even when left completely along they are crying about their self inflicted woes that are 'the evil conservatives fault!!' on tumblr or some other cesspit.
1 ferretleader 2018-08-09
LGBTF confirmed?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-09
unfortunately this. most of r/all is pro-furry degeneracy now
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1 BonoboZilla 2018-08-09
This is what the AIDs virus looks like underneath a microscope when it cohabitates with cancer
1 uniqueguy263 2018-08-09
Go commit die
1 Pee_Van_Queef 2018-08-09
r/gocommitdie
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-08-09
I hate you.
1 Mary-Celeste 2018-08-09
๐๐๐
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
All the single ๐ ๐ furries ๐บ๐ถ All the single ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ furries ๐น๐ญ
Now put your๐๐ถ paws up๐โฌ๏ธ I'm just a pup ๐ถ, dunno ๐คทโโ๏ธโhow to stop๐ฎ๐ปโ, Was shaking my โ๏ธ๐own little tail Decided ๐ค๐ to wag, and I ๐คฃ๐had to beg ๐ฒ๐ณ And you didn't ๐ด๐ฃeven notice me๐ก๐
I'm down here๐๐, you're up thereโ๏ธ๐. Don't pay me ๐ฐ๐any attention I fold my ears ๐ ๐, and face my fears๐น๐ You think ๐ญ ๐you are too good ๐ ๐for me!
'Cause if you liked ๐คค๐it, then you should have ๐คง๐ขput a leash on it ๐ฆ๐ If you liked ๐คค๐it, then you should have ๐คง๐ขput a leash on it ๐ฆ๐
1 HBlight 2018-08-09
A furry had to have written this, and it confirms my belief that the people best equipped to troll or make fun of furries are other furries.
1 OnionBits 2018-08-09
I laughed really hard, this is art.
10/10 good job
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
Rawr๐ฒ๐ x3๐ nuzzles how are you๐๐ pounces on you๐ you're๐ so๐ warm๐ค๐ o3o๐ notices๐ฏ you have a bulge๐ o:๐ฏ๐ฎ someone's happy๐ ;)๐๐ nuzzles your necky wecky๐๐~ murr~ hehehe๐ rubbies๐๐ค your bulgy๐ wolgy you're๐ so big๐ฏ๐ฎ :oooo rubbies๐๐ค more on your bulgy๐ wolgy it๐ซ doesn't stop๐ growing ยท///ยท ๐kisses๐๐ you๐ and lickies๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ your necky๐ daddy๐ฆ๐ฆ likies ๐(;๐๐ nuzzles๐ wuzzles I๐ hope๐๐ daddy๐ really likes๐๐ฆ๐ฆ $: wiggles butt๐ and squirms I๐ want๐ to see๐๐๏ธ๐๏ธ your๐ big๐ daddy๐ฆ๐ฆ meat๐๐~ wiggles butt๐ I๐ have๐ a little๐ itch o3o๐ฌ wags๐คค tail can you๐ please get my itch๐~ puts paws๐พ on your๐ช chest nyea๐~ its a seven7๏ธโฃ inch๐๐ itch๐ rubs๐๐ค your chest can you help๐ท meโฌ๏ธ pwease๐๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ squirms pwetty pwease๐๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ sad faceโน๏ธ๐๐ญ๐ข I๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฉ need to2๏ธโฃ be๐ punished๐ runs paws๐พ downโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ your๐ chest and bites lip๐๐ like Iโฌ๏ธ๐ need๐ to2๏ธโฃ be๐ punished really good๐๐๐~ ๐พ on your bulge๐ as Iโฌ๏ธ lick๐ my lips๐๐ I'mโฌ๏ธ๐ getting thirsty๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Iโฌ๏ธ๐ can๐ go๐ for4๏ธโฃ some๐ milk๐ฅ๐ผ๐ unbuttons๐ your pants๐ as my eyes๐๏ธ๐๏ธ glow๐ you๐ smell so musky๐ :v๐ฏ licks shaft๐ mmmm๐~ so musky๐ drools๐คค all over your cock๐๐ฆ๐ฆ your๐ daddy๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ meat๐ I๐ like๐๐๐ fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls๐ถ๐ฑ hehe๐ puts snout๐ฝ on ballsโฝโพ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐พ๐ณ๐ and inhales deeply๐จ๐จ๐ฌ๏ธ oh๐จ god๐จ im so hard๐ฑ~ licks ballsโฝโพ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ๐พ๐ณ๐ punish me๐ฒ daddy๐๐ฆ๐ฆ~ nyea~๐ซ squirms ๐ซmore and wiggles butt๐ I love๐๐ your musky๐ goodness๐๐ bites lip๐๐ please๐ punish๐ค๐ค me๐ง licks๐๐๐ lips nyea~๐ซ suckles on your tip๐๐ so good๐๐ licks๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ pre of your cock๐ salty๐ goodness๐๐๐~ eyes role back๐ฐ and goes balls deep๐ฑ ๐ฐmmmm~ moans๐ฐ and suckles๐ `
1 Irrel_M 2018-08-09
I, UCHIHA MADARA, declare this person to be the strongest shitposter I ever met!
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
๐๐ฝโโ๏ธHi ๐๐ฝ this is not ๐ซ a troll post ๐น. I'm an incoming โจ freshman ๐ผ๐ผ and one of my ๐ค deep passions is ๐ฎ Naruto ๐๐ฝ (I've read ๐and ๐ watched all of it ๐ฏ). I was wondering ๐ค if there are any ๐ธ Naruto ๐ fans or clubs ๐จ and maybe if anyone's ๐ interested ๐๐ป in learning ๐จ๐ฝโ๐hand ๐ค๐ฝ๐ค๐ฝsigns ๐๐ฟ and ๐๐ป๐๐ป jutsus ๐๐พ๐๐พ We can ๐จ๐ผโ๐ป learn and I can ๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐ซ๐จ๐ผโ๐ซ teach you my favorite ๐๐ฝ ones, ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธmaybe ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ even have a pretend โ๏ธduel sometime๐คบ (of course no โ real โฐ๏ธviolenceโ ๏ธ). I just want ๐ฏ ๐ถ๐ฝpeople ๐๐ฝI can have ๐ค fun ๐ฃdiscussions ๐ with about various ๐บ topics ๐๏ธ or hypothetical matchups ๐ like Itachi vs Pain. I relate ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ most with Rock โฐLee, a character built ๐ช๐ฝ on ๐๐ปhard work ๐ฅ not talent ๐ ๐ฝ like me but my ๐คคfavorite๐จ character is ๐ฆKakashi ๐ฉ because he's a ๐ BEAST ๐ฒ. Anyways let me know ๐ฅ if anyone has ๐ฎ information ๐ on this thanks ๐ guys! Believe it! โฉ
1 Irrel_M 2018-08-09
That's a okay effort but that's all.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
BELIEVE IT!! ๐ NARUTO IS ๐ฆ๐ฆ CHOKING ๐ ON THAT SASUKE DICK !!! ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ NEJI IS UP IN โญ๏ธ๐ HEAVEN TAKING ๐๐ซGODS DICK ๐๐ UP HIS TIGHT ๐๐ ASS!! SAKURA IS POPPING ๐ฅ HER PUSSY ๐ฑ AND KIBA IS TAKING THAT ๐ถ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ DOGGY DICK ๐๐ ๐ SEND THIS TO 5 OF YOUR NARU-HOES ๐ซ๐ฆ GET 0 BACK AND UR A NINJA โ๐ WITH NO โ๏ธDICK-JUTSU ๐ณ๐ซ๐ท GET 5 BACK AND UR HOTTER THAN SASUKES FIRE ๐ฅ๐ฅ BALLS ๐ฐ๐ฐ GET 10 BACK AND UR GETTING THAT ๐ HOKAGE DICK ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐
1 KingNothing305 2018-08-09
A shitposting stand. That's new.
1 juustgowithit 2018-08-09
In awe at this masterpiece
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-08-09
humanity was a mistake
please god just wipe this species off the face of the earth and start all over
1 NNewtoma 2018-08-09
Inshallah
1 dramasexual 2018-08-09
foxler never stops being hilarious
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-08-09
Where did you find this picture of me?
1 911roofer 2018-08-09
Nazism was a mistake. The untermensch are coming from inside the reich!
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-09
*strap on
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-09
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
1 high_side 2018-08-09
๐พ
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
Cant โ keep my ๐พ paws 2๏ธโฃ myself ๐ฑ
Think ๐ค I'll ๐๐ฟ wash them off ๐ and put my ๐บ suit back ๐ on the ๐ช shelf
In ๐ case ๐my ๐ baby ๐ถ fur's ๐ฑin need ๐
Am I ๐ cumming ๐ป๐ฆ out my knots ๐๐ฆ yeah
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถ fuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt I feel it still ๐ป
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt I feel it still ๐ป
Got another ๐ mouth 2๏ธโฃ fill
I'll ๐ be your ๐ถ baby sitter ๐ถ daddy get your lube ๐ฐ giver.
Imma fall ๐ป on my ๐ถ daddy.
Getting ๐๐ pounded on ๐ my ๐ left field โณ๏ธ
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Never ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ have my fill ๐คค, wanna ๐ป feel it still ๐ฝ
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Never ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ have my fill ๐คค, wanna ๐ป feel it still ๐ฝ
We ๐บ๐ถ could fight ๐ก๐ค๐ anti-furries.
(OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ )
Give in ๐ซ ๐ฆ 2๏ธโฃ our cummies.
Gonna ๐ฆ๐ fuck them ๐ซ in their ๐ด dreams
Gonna ๐ beat off 2๏ธโฃ our ๐ป๐ถ sex life.
We ๐บ๐ถ could fuck till ๐ป the cum ๐ฆ๐ป comes ๐ down ๐
(OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ )
It's time ๐ฅ 2๏ธโฃ give ๐ค me ๐ฝ just the ๐ tip
Furries ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ป๐ผ๐ญ in the ๐middle๐ move โ๏ธ over 'cuz we cummin ๐ช strong.
Cum ๐ฆ showers ๐ฟ me ๐บ
Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ? Are you ๐ถ cummin๐ฆ back ๐ป?
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Your ๐ป๐ succ is ๐ถ an ๐ abyss 4๏ธโฃ my ๐ knots 2๏ธโฃ eclipse ๐ yeah โ
Never ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ have my fill ๐คค, wanna ๐ป feel it still ๐ฝ
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถ fuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt you feel it still ๐ป
OwO ๐บ I'm a furry ๐บ just 4๏ธโฃ sex ๐ป yeah โ
Gunna ๐ซ succ it ๐ฝ๐ like it's daddies ๐ถfuzzy dick ๐ yeah โ
Might ๐ ฑ๏ธe ๐ด๐ป older now ๐, ๐ butt you feel it still ๐ป
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-08-09
why would you do this
honestly its gone too far
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
i can ๐actually๐ get ๐๐laid ๐lol๐, โnoโ need for โfetishes๐. i can ๐ฑtext๐ฒ literally any ๐ปfurry๐พ and be like๐โโ๏ธ "๐hey im a ๐ผdom ๐บwolf๐บ wanna โค๏ธcome ๐ฝover๐ฝ n let me ๐ฉstick๐ฉ my ๐penis๐ in ur ๐butt๐" and ill be met with โก๏ธthunderous๐ฉ ๐applause๐ from the ๐คโค๏ธentire communityโค๏ธ๐ค because ๐ผdoms๐ผare ๐ขsuper๐ข rareโฏ๏ธ
im ๐like a ๐literal๐ thoroughbred ๐race๐ horse ๐in this ๐fucking๐ ๐community๐, while you ๐จ๐ฟcucked๐ฑ๐ป fuck โcantโ even get a ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธgirl๐ฑ๐ผโโ๏ธ or ๐ฑ๐ปguy๐ฑ๐ผ to ๐คงnotice๐ you โwithoutโ ๐smirking๐ and ๐ฃtelling๐ฃ their ๐ญfriend๐ฌ how much of a ๐คกweirdo๐น you ๐are๐.
i get ๐blowjobs๐ galore, ๐anal๐ galore, ๐ โโ๏ธnoโ ๐ทstinky๐ท loose ๐beef ๐ ๐นpussy๐น for me, its โ๏ธtight butts๐ all ๐night๐ long ๐BAYBEE๐.
so โwhat โif i have a ๐ผ๐ปfursona ๐พ๐ธ and ๐god๐ on my ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จside๐คทโโ๏ธ? im having ๐ธfun๐ฝ and ๐fucking๐ all the ๐bitches๐ถ while you ๐ญcry๐ญ about "โ๐ผmuh ๐ฉ๐ป๐ฑ๐ปwhite๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ป ๐ฃgenocide๐ช" while ๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธstacey๐๐ป from โ๏ธacrossโ๏ธ the ๐street๐ฃ ๐ฅburns๐ฅ it with that ๐drug dealing๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐พni๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธa๐จ๐ฟ from ๐ฃacross ๐town๐ช.
my ๐life๐ is โnowhereโ๏ธ ๐ โโ๏ธnear as ๐ฐpathetic๐ญ as ๐yours๐, get ๐ชreal๐ผ for a โ๏ธmomentโณ and ๐ฝrealize๐ that.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-08-09
Why do people ask for femicide and mayocide when furries still exist?
1 TheRobidog 2018-08-09
You really think any non-mayo is stupid enough to be a furry?
1 kier00 2018-08-09
I suppose the ones who want to play life on nightmare mode.
1 Varjokuvastin 2018-08-09
Does he look like a mayo to you?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-08-09
He's mayo on the inside, where it counts.
1 HBlight 2018-08-09
Oh that explains why he is successful.
1 shallowm 2018-08-09
Mayos make up 12% of the world population while making up 90% of furries. When will mayos address mayo degeneracy?
1 schoolboystirner 2018-08-09
Unfortunately yes.
1 Irrel_M 2018-08-09
Please head over to r/kappa and learn of our glorious furry overlord Sonicfox.
1 KingNothing305 2018-08-09
Did you not watch EVO?
1 geeses 2018-08-09
Is there a word for everyone-cide?
1 TheClassyTrampStamp 2018-08-09
Ah, I too am a man of culture
1 LightUmbra 2018-08-09
Anthrocide
1 MostlyEinsteinPoems 2018-08-09
Youโll never leave People of Fur alone, will you?
1 MightiestEwok 2018-08-09
Furries are disgusting failures of human beings that deserve to be lined up against a wall like the degenerates they are.
The constant output of mid-tier drama is good for Dramacoin though ๐๐
1 AFriendlyArcticWolf 2018-08-09
Yes kill me please.
1 Sometetrisguy 2018-08-09
me too thanks
1 Data_Destroyer 2018-08-09
Is this the line for death? I'm in.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-08-09
i want to fuck you
1 911roofer 2018-08-09
Yes, but you have to be in a fursuit.
1 searingsky 2018-08-09
wtf i wanna be a furry now
1 MightiestEwok 2018-08-09
Free helicopter rides for every furry ๐๐
1 Cleverly_Clearly 2018-08-09
When are WE gonna get the SRotD spot?
1 Ikea_Man 2018-08-09
literally end all furries, thanks
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-09
Yassssssss
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-09
Ohhhhhhhhhh yes this is the fix I need.
1 Pee_Van_Queef 2018-08-09
The hottest take
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-09
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING
1 conalfisher 2018-08-09
The best part is, SROTD isn't even an official thing.
1 Chicup 2018-08-09
Does anyone care about sub reddit of the day anymore?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-09
this is very quotable
1 Tetragrade 2018-08-09
OwO This is a pawsonal attack on the furry fandom, I'll be peacuflly demonstrating against this at the reddit offices in my fursuit AR15 in paw and I hope my fellow autists will do the same, 2nd ammentment MOTHERF*CKER thats hate speech and their violating our right to fwee speech, if this keeps up we may have to overthrow the normies and install a cardboard cutout of some furry porn as the god emperor of burger and fries land.
1 Suidoken69 2018-08-09
We must purge them from the earth to secure it for the chosen people. Long live the Scalies.
1 malicious_turtle 2018-08-09
What to do if your kid is a furry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrWcrmGOQt0&ab_channel=AboodPasha)
1 King_Drumpf 2018-08-09
At least it wasn't srd.
1 mud074 2018-08-09
Can you fucking retards stop posting in linked threads? It is the one thing that will actually get this sub banned without warning.
1 moudougou 2018-08-09
u/pitterpatterwater exposed as a furry
1 Mexagon 2018-08-09
That pitter faggot is spamming the fuck out of that thread. Methinks our lil pakistani goat-fucker is projecting a bit.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-08-09
Today I get to pretend I'm better than them for getting fucked by dogs and not throwing shit diapers at people in hotel lobbies
sweet
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
I ๐คwant๐๐ผ to ram๐๐ my ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธmeatsnake๐๐๐๐๐ฆ down โฌ๏ธJudy๐ Hoppโs ๐ฐ๐ฆthroat๐๐ ๐. Keep in mind๐ค๐ฆ Iโm ๐about 4๐ times๐๐ฆ her ๐size๐ฐ, so my๐ wiggler๐๐ is DIPPING ๐ฆ๐into โฌ๏ธher๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ intestinal๐ acid๐. She๐ canโt๐ ๐ ฑ๏ธreathe๐ค๐ก but ๐ค๐she โค๏ธ๐DIGESTS๐ฆ๐ the ๐tip๐ of my๐ sausage๐ฆ๐๐ฆ and ๐livesโ๏ธ๐ป upon๐ฝ๐ the nutrients๐ฉ๐ค. She๐ cries๐ญ and cries๐ฅ๐ญ and tries๐ค to reach๐ for ๐her ๐gun ๐ญ๐ซ- but๐ค it๐ซ isnโt โโ๏ธ๐ฑin โฌ๏ธher ๐holsterโ๐. Iโve ๐๐ฆgot๐ it behind๐ my๐๐ ๐. I ๐๐ฆpull๐ฃ๐ค it๐ซ๐ out๐๐ - she ๐๐๐ฆfreaks๐๐๐ out๐๐คก๐. Youโ๏ธ can see๐๐ค๐ what little๐๐ฉ๐ค hope๐๐๐ผ๐พ she๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ has ๐๐ผleft ๐พdegrade ๐ญ๐further ๐๐คand โ๏ธfurther๐ค๐ - she ๐ฐ๐wontโ๏ธ๐๐ง survive๐๐ผ๐ฉ๐ญ this๐๐ฆ๐ญ. But โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑshe ๐ฐโค๏ธ๐ฆhas๐ oneโ๏ธ ๐๐ผthing๐ฆ๐, one ๐โ๏ธhope๐ค๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค, oneโ๏ธ๐ PERSON๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐to ๐cling๐ช๐ on๐ to๐ฆ - and he ๐ฆ๐just โ๏ธknockedโ๏ธ๐ค on ๐ขthe door๐ช๐ซ๐ฑ๐ญ. "Judy?"๐ฐ๐๐ I ๐๐hear ๐ฃ๐Nick's๐ฆ๐ฑ voice๐ฃ and๐ฟ picture ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฉhis๐ฆ๐ค๐ฟ smugโ๐ก๐ณ face๐ท๐บ๐ณ before๐ฅ๐ณ๐ i ๐๐ฆsee๐๐๐ค it๐ฆ๐ฉ๐บ. I ๐๐ฆ๐turn โ๏ธโ๏ธaround๐๐ฒ. NICK๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ค๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ท๐ฟ. He ๐ฆโ ๏ธstands๐ถ๐ช there ๐๐horrified,๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ groceries๐ ๐๐ in ๐hand,โ๏ธ๐๐ค as๐๐ he๐ฆ๐๐ต witnesses ๐ต๐ฐ๐คคthe ๐ฌhorrors๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ฆ happening๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฐ beforeโฌ๏ธ๐ him๐ฆ๐๐๐. Judy๐ฐ๐๐ is ๐โบ๏ธCHOKING๐ต๐ฑ๐ค on ๐my ๐๐pork ๐ทchop ๐ฟand๐ง running ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฐout๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ of ๐ค๐๐๐ณair๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ - and ๐ค time๐ค๐๐๐ผ๐๐. Her ๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ๐tearful๐๐ข๐ญ eyes ๐๐look๐๐๐ค to ๐Nick๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ซ in ๐ญdesperation๐ซ๐๐๐ค, then ๐ฃ๐realization๐ค๐ฎ๐ง๐ฑ, as๐ she๐ฐ๐๐ sees ๐๐๐คthe ๐ค revolver ๐ค ๐ซin โคต๏ธmy ๐๐๐ hand๐ค๐ค๐ผ. I ๐๐lift๐ช๐คณ it๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ, quivering๐๐ง, at๐คฃ๐ the ๐Wilde's๐ฆ๐ ๐ freaking๐๐ฐ๐ฑ face๐ฆ๐ค๐ ๐ก๐ฟ. He ๐ฆ๐ก๐บfreezesโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ, my ๐๐๐finger๐๐ squeezes๐๐คฃ, a โ๏ธshot ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฐrings ๐๐off๐. Hole๐๐พ๐ค in๐๐ his๐ฆ๐ค๐ head๐๐ฆ,๐ฆ brains๐คฃ on ๐the ๐wall๐๐ค๐ฟ behindโฉ๏ธ him๐ฆ๐ค๐ก๐. I ๐๐have๐๐๐ slain ๐ก๐the ๐บ๐โ๏ธmighty๐ฟ๐ก๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆNicholas ๐ฆ๐ฆWilde๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐ค, and๐ค extinguished๐คข๐ณ the๐ dying๐ต๐ค๐คค flame๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ of โ๏ธhope๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค that๐ judy๐๐คค๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ clung๐ช๐ to๐๐๐. She๐ฐ๐ฆ stopsโโ๏ธ fighting๐ช๐ค๐ค for๐๐ her ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆlife๐๐๐ฅ after โ๐watching๐๐ค๐ Nick ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๐ฟsink๐ต๐ฐ๐ to๐ the floor.๐๐๐ Within ๐ค๐seconds๐๐ฅ๐, she๐ฐ๐ฆ๐๐ is๐คก dead๐๐ฉ๐ค, mouth ๐ ๐๐still๐ค๐ on ๐๐ซmy๐๐๐ sausage๐๐๐ฆ, reaching๐๐ all๐๐ the๐๐ way๐๐ down ๐๐โฌ๏ธto ๐ถher ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐stomach๐๐๐คฃ. Finally๐๐๐, it ๐๐ฆbursts๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Gallons๐ฉ๐๐ฉ of ๐piping๐ฑ๐คค๐คค๐คค hot๐ณ๐ ๐ cream ๐๐are๐ flung๐๐ into ๐๐๐คฃthe๐ซ๐ stomach๐๐ค ofโน๏ธ๐ค the๐๐๐ dead โ ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐คฃHopps๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Atโบ๏ธ๐ last๐๐๐คค, I ๐๐๐am ๐คงsatisfied.๐คค๐คคโบ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-08-09
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-09
The YiffnessGramโข Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that โ๏ธ progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 200 pound bara furry test will begin in 30 nyas. Line up at the cage doors. The breeding speed starts slowly, but gets faster each โฑminuteโฑ after you hear this signal. [nyaa!!~<33] A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~] Remember to yiff in a fursuit, and yiff as long as possible. The โ๏ธsecondโ๏ธ time you fail to complete a whole yiff before the nya, your furry ass is over. The test will begin on the word meow . On your bark, get yiffy, meow!!~
1 DexterMcSnuggles 2018-08-09
I don't understand why we can harass anyone for their choices unless it has anything to do with sex. You can make fun of a fat neckbeard, but a furry or a scantily clad person in a pride parade are "Protected minority groups." Fuck that shit, if you're abnormal by choice than you're free game.
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1 znaXTdWhGV 2018-08-09
suffer not the furry to live desu
1 Llamayoda 2018-08-09
Biggest lolcow right here
https://www.reddit.com/r/subredditoftheday/comments/95w84p/august_9th_2018_ryiffinhell_the_human_resistance/e3wj59d/
1 myshl0ng 2018-08-09
What the fuck nsfw
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-08-09
-1, Not gaping enough
1 quality_bratwurst 2018-08-09
I lol'd
1 thx_II38 2018-08-09
Jesus died for the furries sins too.
1 ilikewhales_ 2018-08-09
Preach
1 JayrassicPark 2018-08-09
lmao of course one of the mods unironically runs a furry porn account
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-08-09
This day will be known as the "Battle of the Bulge".
1 Lenoh 2018-08-09
So THAT'S why everything is running slow today!
1 Metatron58 2018-08-09
I see the admins are for Exterminatus against the heretical furries as the god emperor intended.
1 wellmade-mango 2018-08-09
OwO
1 throwawayact69 2018-08-09
I ๐คwant๐๐ผ to ram๐๐ my ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธmeatsnake๐๐๐๐๐ฆ down โฌ๏ธJudy๐ Hoppโs ๐ฐ๐ฆthroat๐๐ ๐. Keep in mind๐ค๐ฆ Iโm ๐about 4๐ times๐๐ฆ her ๐size๐ฐ, so my๐ wiggler๐๐ is DIPPING ๐ฆ๐into โฌ๏ธher๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ intestinal๐ acid๐. She๐ canโt๐ ๐ ฑ๏ธreathe๐ค๐ก but ๐ค๐she โค๏ธ๐DIGESTS๐ฆ๐ the ๐tip๐ of my๐ sausage๐ฆ๐๐ฆ and ๐livesโ๏ธ๐ป upon๐ฝ๐ the nutrients๐ฉ๐ค. She๐ cries๐ญ and cries๐ฅ๐ญ and tries๐ค to reach๐ for ๐her ๐gun ๐ญ๐ซ- but๐ค it๐ซ isnโt โโ๏ธ๐ฑin โฌ๏ธher ๐holsterโ๐. Iโve ๐๐ฆgot๐ it behind๐ my๐๐ ๐. I ๐๐ฆpull๐ฃ๐ค it๐ซ๐ out๐๐ - she ๐๐๐ฆfreaks๐๐๐ out๐๐คก๐. Youโ๏ธ can see๐๐ค๐ what little๐๐ฉ๐ค hope๐๐๐ผ๐พ she๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ has ๐๐ผleft ๐พdegrade ๐ญ๐further ๐๐คand โ๏ธfurther๐ค๐ - she ๐ฐ๐wontโ๏ธ๐๐ง survive๐๐ผ๐ฉ๐ญ this๐๐ฆ๐ญ. But โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑshe ๐ฐโค๏ธ๐ฆhas๐ oneโ๏ธ ๐๐ผthing๐ฆ๐, one ๐โ๏ธhope๐ค๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค, oneโ๏ธ๐ PERSON๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐to ๐cling๐ช๐ on๐ to๐ฆ - and he ๐ฆ๐just โ๏ธknockedโ๏ธ๐ค on ๐ขthe door๐ช๐ซ๐ฑ๐ญ. "Judy?"๐ฐ๐๐ I ๐๐hear ๐ฃ๐Nick's๐ฆ๐ฑ voice๐ฃ and๐ฟ picture ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฉhis๐ฆ๐ค๐ฟ smugโ๐ก๐ณ face๐ท๐บ๐ณ before๐ฅ๐ณ๐ i ๐๐ฆsee๐๐๐ค it๐ฆ๐ฉ๐บ. I ๐๐ฆ๐turn โ๏ธโ๏ธaround๐๐ฒ. NICK๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ค๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ท๐ฟ. He ๐ฆโ ๏ธstands๐ถ๐ช there ๐๐horrified,๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ groceries๐ ๐๐ in ๐hand,โ๏ธ๐๐ค as๐๐ he๐ฆ๐๐ต witnesses ๐ต๐ฐ๐คคthe ๐ฌhorrors๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ฆ happening๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฐ beforeโฌ๏ธ๐ him๐ฆ๐๐๐. Judy๐ฐ๐๐ is ๐โบ๏ธCHOKING๐ต๐ฑ๐ค on ๐my ๐๐pork ๐ทchop ๐ฟand๐ง running ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฐout๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ of ๐ค๐๐๐ณair๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ - and ๐ค time๐ค๐๐๐ผ๐๐. Her ๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ๐tearful๐๐ข๐ญ eyes ๐๐look๐๐๐ค to ๐Nick๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ซ in ๐ญdesperation๐ซ๐๐๐ค, then ๐ฃ๐realization๐ค๐ฎ๐ง๐ฑ, as๐ she๐ฐ๐๐ sees ๐๐๐คthe ๐ค revolver ๐ค ๐ซin โคต๏ธmy ๐๐๐ hand๐ค๐ค๐ผ. I ๐๐lift๐ช๐คณ it๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ, quivering๐๐ง, at๐คฃ๐ the ๐Wilde's๐ฆ๐ ๐ freaking๐๐ฐ๐ฑ face๐ฆ๐ค๐ ๐ก๐ฟ. He ๐ฆ๐ก๐บfreezesโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ, my ๐๐๐finger๐๐ squeezes๐๐คฃ, a โ๏ธshot ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฐrings ๐๐off๐. Hole๐๐พ๐ค in๐๐ his๐ฆ๐ค๐ head๐๐ฆ,๐ฆ brains๐คฃ on ๐the ๐wall๐๐ค๐ฟ behindโฉ๏ธ him๐ฆ๐ค๐ก๐. I ๐๐have๐๐๐ slain ๐ก๐the ๐บ๐โ๏ธmighty๐ฟ๐ก๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆNicholas ๐ฆ๐ฆWilde๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐ค, and๐ค extinguished๐คข๐ณ the๐ dying๐ต๐ค๐คค flame๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ of โ๏ธhope๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค that๐ judy๐๐คค๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ clung๐ช๐ to๐๐๐. She๐ฐ๐ฆ stopsโโ๏ธ fighting๐ช๐ค๐ค for๐๐ her ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆlife๐๐๐ฅ after โ๐watching๐๐ค๐ Nick ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๐ฟsink๐ต๐ฐ๐ to๐ the floor.๐๐๐ Within ๐ค๐seconds๐๐ฅ๐, she๐ฐ๐ฆ๐๐ is๐คก dead๐๐ฉ๐ค, mouth ๐ ๐๐still๐ค๐ on ๐๐ซmy๐๐๐ sausage๐๐๐ฆ, reaching๐๐ all๐๐ the๐๐ way๐๐ down ๐๐โฌ๏ธto ๐ถher ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐stomach๐๐๐คฃ. Finally๐๐๐, it ๐๐ฆbursts๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Gallons๐ฉ๐๐ฉ of ๐piping๐ฑ๐คค๐คค๐คค hot๐ณ๐ ๐ cream ๐๐are๐ flung๐๐ into ๐๐๐คฃthe๐ซ๐ stomach๐๐ค ofโน๏ธ๐ค the๐๐๐ dead โ ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐คฃHopps๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Atโบ๏ธ๐ last๐๐๐คค, I ๐๐๐am ๐คงsatisfied.๐คค๐คคโบ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
1 Wubbledaddy 2018-08-09
This whole comment thread is a goldmine.
"Look at me, I can use big words."
"Look at you, you draw whale cocks."
1 ilikewhales_ 2018-08-09
Shame the thread's now locked. I'm addicted to online drama. UwU