New Intel security flaw discovered, which allows pretty much the same shit as Meltdown/Spectre.

51  2018-08-09 by pitterpatterwater

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Wow, you just proved what an absolute retard you are.

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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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Yet somehow Intel was the only semiconductor stock that didn't have a meltdown today.

Nvidia was doing okay in the morning then i checked hours later. Wasn't too happy about by calls getting decimated like that. Ehh...

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT NVDA AND MY STUPID FD PLAYS

It better pop tomorrow morning

Jesus i stopped with the nvda fds when those cunts at citron kept fucking me over. I've been holding onto 9/7 calls and I'll probably sell before earnings or if my gains falls below 25%. But yea if it could pop tomorrow that'd be great.

Sometimes I get bored and use this trading strategy

Ask me how my JD's doing?

How's your discount BABA doing?

The discount keeps getting better. My options expired utterly worthless

MU&JD = S&M

Fucking hell man, sorry for making two "le jew" posts about you in a row, but fucking stock prices? Really?

You sound poor

no u

Obviously. Do I look like a jew?

Idk what you look like

Those are the saddest pecs I've ever seen :-(

install gentoo

Did you know that today's ChromeOS evolved from Gentoo?

Yeah because it's basically an os that boots a browser. And a browser is just a glorified app runtime platform.

Go back to your video games, kiddo

I can see that you don't even have an elementary understanding of the nature of operating systems and the history of them.

Good luck with that.

Reee I took intro to OS tier response.

I actually have taken an operating systems class. I'm not even sure what this guy is trying to mean.

I deflated his ego a bit, programmers are the biggest douchebags in the world. That's if he is even a developer and not just some idiot who threw together a linux install and thinks he's hot shit now (hard to tell the difference between the two sometimes). His reply doesn't even make sense, just some words like a child would string together.

I have a degree in computer science and have taken courses in operating systems. You are not a genius on this subject because you hacked together a gentoo install once.

Everything on ChromeOS goes through a browser and is HTML5. Of course it's easy to make a "successful" desktop OS when it just runs web apps.

I have a degree in computer science and have taken courses in operating systems

I hope you didn't pay very much tuition.

i don't have 3 days to recompile my kernel, thnx

I was expecting this to be just another person discovering Intel ME and writing a Medium tier article on it. I was pleasantly surprised

there's a way to disable ME, it's on github somewhere

Buy amd?

AMD also has a similar management engine tho, PSP. Just more secure than Shintel's.

AMD's can be disabled, Intel's can't.

Only for some processors.

With the earlier issues, in January 2918

Someone didn't proof read this article properly.

Anyway back on topic, my poor old i7-2600k work setup is going to lose even more performance with any fixes Intel decides to release for this. Sad news for poor fuckers like me who haven't haven't upgraded old hardware yet.

it's hacks all the way down.

HEY GUYS INTEL HERE WE GUNN HAVE 3 KAJILLION CORES AT 40TRILLION GHZ LMAO THE I9 IS SO GOOD, ONLY RUNS AT 9999TRILLION KELVIN XDXDXD. I MEAN WE LIED, 4GHZ BARELY AND 1200NM BTW WE HAVE ANOTHER SECURITY EXPLOIT MAKING IT THE 400000000000000TH IN THE PAST 5 MONTHS BUT XDXDXD AMD IS SO FUCKING BAD XDXD KEEP BUYING INTLEL

AMD is for poor people, if you cant afford intel you can't afford a decent pc. You arent poor are you?