Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

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I love when this shit happens. And every time I see someone saying yes without compensation I wonder why they do.

And every time I see someone saying yes without compensation I wonder why they do.

Because they aren't aware.

what a legend

Really showing them

I’m sure they just won’t show it without footage or find another source

Or even transcript the audio

They used it anyway lol

Absolute madman.

Sue the fuckers

Fox News has like 6 million jewish lawyers, that's not going to work.

They are probably allowed to embed the video but not actually air the footage

Not since a court case a couple months ago. iirc embedding tweets with images is a no no so a video probably wouldn't fly either.

Hahaha this timeline

WOw this man stood up to faux media epic! Clap clap clap

Meanwhile me an intellectual only gets my news from this week last week with john oliver and trever noah. Heh. Pwned.

this but unironically

Keep yourself safe in mde

Heh. Downvoted.

become an hero in mde

The mde subreddit is cancer but holy fuck is the mde crew funny as fuck

Your flair makes me feel uncomfortable

Don't worry, he'll be gentle if you pay enough

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50/50 on it being linked to the Qult?

The plane was a Q400.

Q 4 00

"Q 4 (pictogram of eyes)"

It's a signal.

Audio from conversations with ground control. I'm watching it live on local news and all I can say is holy Fuck.

tfw you find yourself hijacking a plane

Do you think i can land this plane?

...

Nah, I'm a white guy!

based af

ATC: he just needs some help controlling his aircraft

crazy guy: "Nah, I mean, I don't that much help; I've played some video games before"

Ban video games when?

yesterday tbh 😒

In this category I'm like super advanced, I've played flight simulators so I understand the concept of yaw.

I said that for the sake of drama, but in all seriousness even consumer level simulators are pretty decent in teaching the basics. The hard parts seem to be knowing the controls and landing, and this guy obviously wasn't planning on the latter.

Dr. Pavel is a snith fuck that guy

Damn, the guy at ATC is handling that great

Here is the complete interaction http://garchives1.broadcastify.com/15227/20180810/201808102255-590200-15227.mp3

Hey pilot guy, can this thing do an eh... back-flippy thing?

Dude sounds like he had fun, at least

Oh,man. He said he's a Ground Service Agent. That's a baggage handler.

This guy probably made $11/hour and really did learn all he knew by playing vidya.

He got pretty far then.

Yeah, I'm legit impressed.

“Nah, I mean I don’t need that much help; I’ve played some video games before. I would like to figure out how to get this cabin pressurized or something so I’m not so lightheaded.”

Amazing.

Like asides from the whole thing being nuts, this guy is a champ.

It's because this is how every /r/drama user should act irl.

Only an r/drama user would come up with a method of suicide so asinine like this, he was clearly a regular here.

CNN is going to get a lot of mileage out of this.

a single man steals one small plane

is chased by F-15s

in Seattle

destroyed

See also

multiple terrorists steal multiple planes

no response

over New York and DC

buildings destroyed

Really makes one ponder, doesn't it?

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

It's almost like 2018 and 2001 are different years when Americans had radically different ideas about security. 🤔🤔🤔

You need to wake up bro

Chronology is an amazing thing. To think, in 2001, they didn't have the knowledge of 9/11 being a thing.

That's not actually true; the ATC and military communication tapes from 9/11 have long since been released. The military responded and scrambled fighters as soon as they were aware of what was going on, but the FAA didn't even notify them until the first airliner had gone into the tower, and fed them some bad and conflicting information throughout the next two hours that kind of left them with nothing to do.

TIL the FAA pretty much did 9/11

Nah. They just didn't know what the hell was going on and had a hard time keeping track of what planes were actually hijacked and where they were.

I demand an investigation into 9/11 right fucking now.

To late, you had to submit that request before 7/11 and now its past 4/20 so we can't give you any leaway. Thanks for contacting EA support!

HAha those are funny numbers get it? Like 69 😂😂😂

Back then they were probably expecting some kind of hijacking and hostage situation. That's what all of these had been before. Hell you should look up the list of hijackings in the 70, it was crazy how often this shit got taken over. There were like 20 American hijackings in the 70's. There haven't been any since 9/11 though. The government went apeshit on security after it realized what a potent weapon they could be and made flying incredibly more inconvenient, but it worked.

There is a powerful aura emanating from this post

Really makes one ponder

(((ponder)))

make a 9/11 joke on /r/drama

it's not really a joke but I hope to slowly integrate them into reality

downvoted by (((them)))

I really like how I live in the area and the way I find out about this shit is /r/drama

Also, the guy filming on the ground in one of the videos:

"Go get the truck keys and my wallet!"

LMAO what the fuck are you going to do, chase an airplane in a ground vehicle?

Tbh I've seen some beaters haul ass thanks to redneck engineering

Y'all ever get so fed up with your job you steal a plane?

Pretty much...

He didn't fly so good.

This is genuinely a lot more common than you think, at least the F-XX vs. General aviation part.

Suicide

rip in peace sweet prince

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Who served as bankroll?

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FOX DO A BARREL ROLL!

Absolutely based man