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These funeral strippers. They union?

can't mean ping :(

Confucius say, cronos who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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LMAO at tumblrites defending the arch-conservative Confucius because he was a chink.

The emphasis on following tradition, strict adherence to a hierarchy, and very patriarchal family structure is the total antithesis of modern feminism, or pretty much any progressive thought in general. But hey some dude with a Fu Manchu mustache quotes him in Kung Fu movies so obviously he's a wise PoC.

Confucius say, impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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I actually came here to say that. I'm actually surprised that none of the usual groups have ever brought this bit up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Obediences_and_Four_Virtues

Didn't see anyone actually defending Confucius. They're saying to knock it off with the ching ching chong shtick.

Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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the joke is supposed to be "hole weak"

which is dumb cause chink accents are hilarious lol

ching ching chong

I don't speak Chinese, what does it mean?

The World is province of China since ancient times.

there are a lot of ch sounds in mandarin.

Lol

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I sometimes forget why Tumblr has the reputation it does, then I see threads like this.

Confucius say, he who sleeps with itchy ass wakes with stinky finger

Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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I have yet to meet a Chinese who hates Confucius jokes.

Neither have I. All the hate I get are from people that have a penchant for taking offense on behalf of others.

Confucius say 'He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.'

Confucius say, waitress who sit on leper's lap, keep tip.

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Haha they think Confucius would've loved their progressivism.

Confucius say ching chong bing bong.

Confucius say, man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy.

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