A 40-something who doesn't have any wealth is just a middle aged schlub who ranks below the 20-something's because if a woman is going to date a guy with lower status, she might as well go for the guy with visible abs and functional boner.
looks at the guy's subredditflair :[β 40]... ouch!
I mean, if you're in your 40's, still struggling financially, and your body-type is best described as "dad-bod", you're not really bringing much to the table.
do you know how desperate 40yo single chicks are yo
No, because I'm not so degenerate as to have sex with gussy, and as pathetic as I am that still isn't so pathetic that I'll have sex with 40-year-olds. That's practically necrophilia.
How is this different for any adults? If you don't have a job/some income and you're older than 20, you're fucked if you're a guy trying to date. More importantly, you're fucked as a human being.
But this really only matters if you're divorced, widowed, or just trying to get someone on the side. Because if you were halfway desirable as a man, some woman probably already locked you down in your late 20s.
He is. I'm younger than him, but I have never been in better shape, never received more attention from tha hoez.
The physical attributes that characterize men's ageing can be benign and even, to a point, advantageous ; but ( and of course this is rough ) those same physical attributes work against most culture's sense of what constitutes feminine beauty.
A 40-something who doesn't have any wealth is just a middle aged schlub who ranks below the 20-something's because if a woman is going to date a guy with lower status, she might as well go for the guy with visible abs and functional boner.
True, hedging your bets by not marrying a mayo but an Asian woman seems like the best choice. Sure the mayo might look okay for now but one should think long term
It's mostly all in how she takes care of herself. Most chicks in their 20s and early 30s are too busy partying and shit to really care about maintaining a good skin care regimen, let alone being proactive in other ways beneficial to your skin/body.
For those of us fortunate enough to have started good skincare regimens in highschool (and stuck to it), we usually see the benefits of our actions in comparison to others our age (I'm 29 atm and have no crow's feet, smile lines, etc. but I can't say the same for the rest of my highschool class).
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-11
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1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-11
looks at the guy's subredditflair :[β 40]... ouch!
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-08-11
He's not wrong, tho.
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-11
"he's not wrong tho" is the "I'm with stupid" of the digital age
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-08-11
But he's not wrong. Whst are you doing with your life if you don't have a job, a massive pile of money, or some kind of business when you're 40?
1 a_cute_grill 2018-08-11
πππ
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-08-11
Cougarfood and well-assembled middle aged guys are bait for different animals, yo.
Yeah you need a job and a fuckin shower, but "only rich guys get laid when you're my age" is some incel boohoos.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-11
I like how triggered people get when someone mentions how hard it is for men to date online, lol.
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-08-11
π you π smell π in π cel π
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-11
I'm a go take two showers rn
1 serialflamingo 2018-08-11
Your fault for not being a mo.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-11
π Whatπ did π youπ just π callπ me?π
(idk,but I feel like I should act mad)
1 serialflamingo 2018-08-11
A homo. It's your fault for not being a homosexual.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-11
ikr, turn me gay daddy
1 serialflamingo 2018-08-11
Ok.
1 MacAndShits 2018-08-11
This really puts chemicals in my water
1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-11
i'm sure drama is full of wealthy muscular middle aged men, who are swimming with dating options.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-11
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1 parameciidae 2018-08-11
πππ
1 menvaren 2018-08-11
Waves
1 Singulaire 2018-08-11
I mean, if you're in your 40's, still struggling financially, and your body-type is best described as "dad-bod", you're not really bringing much to the table.
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-08-11
do you know how desperate 40yo single chicks are yo. 'in your 40s' is only a problem for gussy.
if you can convince her friends she's not a cat lady on suicide watch and aren't an autistic bum
that's π good π enough
1 Singulaire 2018-08-11
No, because I'm not so degenerate as to have sex with gussy, and as pathetic as I am that still isn't so pathetic that I'll have sex with 40-year-olds. That's practically necrophilia.
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-08-11
i mean, you right
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-11
But if fit and abs and all your hair then at least the hunk factor isn't a problem.
Are 40 year old hunks who aren't high on status at a loss? By comparison probably, but some women are into plumbers, servants etc.
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2018-08-11
You're literally most people that age.
The average redditor. particularly the average cunt who posts on meta boards, is going to have a hard, rough date with reality before too long.
1 nahnotreallytho 2018-08-11
reality is so hard for incels ππ’
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-08-11
How is this different for any adults? If you don't have a job/some income and you're older than 20, you're fucked if you're a guy trying to date. More importantly, you're fucked as a human being.
But this really only matters if you're divorced, widowed, or just trying to get someone on the side. Because if you were halfway desirable as a man, some woman probably already locked you down in your late 20s.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-08-11
It isn't. Although your career is still starting when you're 20 so you get a little more leeway.
1 celocanth13 2018-08-11
We're all with stupid when we're with you <3
1 SpeakerOfThings 2018-08-11
He is. I'm younger than him, but I have never been in better shape, never received more attention from tha hoez.
The physical attributes that characterize men's ageing can be benign and even, to a point, advantageous ; but ( and of course this is rough ) those same physical attributes work against most culture's sense of what constitutes feminine beauty.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-11
They're lucky to live in the age of eventually sex-bots and one day AI waifus. 3D can't hope to compete with that.
1 watermark02 2018-08-11
VR porn is pretty good tbh. Impossible to use unless you live alone tho.
1 FoolishGuacBowl 2018-08-11
Yeah, it's not like there's sugar daddy dating sites for broke middle-age guys.
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-08-11
How would broke guys afford a sugar baby?
1 jan_everywhere_ 2018-08-11
/r/DDLGPersonals/
Degenerate ageplay fantasies fulfilled for the low, low price of stickers and binkies.
1 TERF_facts 2018-08-11
where is the lie though?
1 KingWayneX 2018-08-11
Seems pretty accurate.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-11
if you're single past age 30, nature has decided that your shitty genes are not fit to live on, and it's time to accept that.
1 Zozbot 2018-08-11
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-08-11
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-08-11
zozzle
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-11
Amen
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-11
that's when you should consider importing a wife
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-08-11
My paternal grandfather didn't accept that. His youngest son is...weird.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-08-11
That's no way to talk about your dad.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-08-11
Nice try Becky
1 UniverseInH 2018-08-11
Oof
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-11
50, lol
1 HumansAreAVirus11 2018-08-11
Oh no I only have half a century to get my shit together what am I gonna do???
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-11
Are you literally an embryo?
1 ___-III----III-___ 2018-08-11
You couldn't spell while in embryo? Are you some sort of retard?
1 HumansAreAVirus11 2018-08-11
Well, I meant mostly to fix my social atism which has been a work in progress since about then yeah
1 whyisthisallowed1 2018-08-11
My recent doctor was 55 by my estimation most beautiful man I've ever seen IRL. Even with a lot of wrinkles.
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-11
50 sounds weird, 40 is more plausible?
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-08-11
Honestly 50 sounds about right. Hell I've got successful friends over 50 that still crush ass.
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-11
More ass than at 40?
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-08-11
I'm only in my late 20s so I didn't know them then.
1 Wasserkopp 2018-08-11
Oh, hm, well. 50 seems like the age where aging detoriation starts, 40 is like peak hunk - but maybe it's true shrug
1 TERF_facts 2018-08-11
maybe that's when men peak money-wise, but 35 is the sweet spot for looks
1 JustAntha 2018-08-11
Blanche Deberoux could fuck the entire freshman population of a campus in one night.
That doesn't mean grandmas are peak sexuality.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-08-11
Obviously not 50 year old broads, read the article. I mean for dudes.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-08-11
Hey don't kink shame. You get free cookies with GILFs
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-11
Most mayo women peak before 20, change my mind. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-08-11
That's literally what the article says
1 watermark02 2018-08-11
Mayos age the worst of any race. Yeah they can be hot when they're 20 but by the time their 30 a 50 year old Asian looks better.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-11
True, hedging your bets by not marrying a mayo but an Asian woman seems like the best choice. Sure the mayo might look okay for now but one should think long term
1 LaFemmeMacabre 2018-08-11
It's mostly all in how she takes care of herself. Most chicks in their 20s and early 30s are too busy partying and shit to really care about maintaining a good skin care regimen, let alone being proactive in other ways beneficial to your skin/body.
For those of us fortunate enough to have started good skincare regimens in highschool (and stuck to it), we usually see the benefits of our actions in comparison to others our age (I'm 29 atm and have no crow's feet, smile lines, etc. but I can't say the same for the rest of my highschool class).
1 CommonThroat 2018-08-11
If I'm single at 33 I'm just gonna go be a priest or some shit
1 Fletch71011 2018-08-11
Being single in your thirties is infinitely better than being single in your twenties. You have an amazing selection if you have your shit together.
1 CommonThroat 2018-08-11
Or I can brew beer for forty years idk be fine with that
1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-11
no you don't. your selection is other retards who no one else wanted to lock down in their 20s.
1 Fletch71011 2018-08-11
Nah, you just date younger girls and it's great.
1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-11
lol, sure you will champ.
1 Fletch71011 2018-08-11
:(
1 banhminobanhyou 2018-08-11
That's when Jesus hit his prime. Maybe you're Jesus?
1 CommonThroat 2018-08-11
Well yeah that's why I chose 33
1 imnotagayboy 2018-08-11
What I want to know is why are there so many gilfs in new york?
1 phap_sity_usa 2018-08-11
Why are you poking fun at a sub in which you regularly contribute in a non-satirical fashion?
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-08-11
because why not?
1 phap_sity_usa 2018-08-11
You invite trolls in who might have otherwise left us alone. And it's not congruent.
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2018-08-11
But its hilarious