A question about unhealthy food gets posted to askreddit, lactose intolerant vegans emerge from their hipster dens to remind us that milk is literally liquid cancer

88  2018-08-11 by sooth_

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We're talking about the other kind of milk snappy

Vegans are literally subhuman lmao. Imagine not eating/drinking shit from animals

eating/drinking shit from animals

Like that fancy coffee they sift out of mongoose turds?

better then eating whatever shitty alternative vegans have lmao

All the people freaking out about pus and blood in their dairy products must just have an aneurysm when they find out that the FDA has a certain amount of insect / spider parts they allow in canned goods, or when they found out all the chemicals that get sprayed on the vegetables they eat.

honestly this

"Blood in my food?!"

*looks at blood pudding*

"Oh no"

I'm worried about what will happen when they find out how sausage is made and what it's made with.

/>tfw you can snap vegan bones like twigs because you're a Milo-a-day man

Moo cow milk is the best

Did you ever tasted men milk?

Mommy milk is best milk 🤱💦🤤

PSA: sort by controversial to see the good comments...not that you fucks aren't doing that already

Lol @ vegans. Can't eat meat, can't drink milk, can't eat eggs, got to live on lentils and beans. It's truly a mystery why most vegans are weak and scrawny.

Their diet also has low B12 which means they're more likely to get a mental disorder.

Can confirm. Was b12 deficient at one point. That shit makes you crazy.

lol gay

Vegans never cease to amaze how utterly pretentious and unlikeable they can be tbh

i too enjoy killing cows

The only thing that keeps me from killing myself is lactose free milk. It's a pale imitation of the real thing, but it's enough.

The day I eat cereal with (*shudder*) orange juice is the day you have the right to shoot me in the back of the head.

If you're willing to pay like... 5 bucks a quart, the organic lactose free stuff is pretty good. Thankfully I have the good European genes and can just buy $3 gallons.

I generally just get lactaid or generic lactaid. It's not bad just a bit different. I think it's a bit sweeter.

I had a friend in high school who was lactose intolerant. I'm a pretty big milk fan, so I'd occasionally try a glass of lactaid at his house and noticed the weird taste. It was kind of similar to almond milk with the faux sweetened flavor.

However, one time he had a carton of 'organic valley' lactose free milk. That shit was the bomb. It was the best creamy whole milk I'd ever tasted. I've seen it in the grocery store since, and it's priced at like $15 a gallon. Fuck that.

this. i'm lactose intolerant but whey shakes taste shit with anything other than dairy, so lactose free milk is my jam dog.

I also use these little lactase pills which work OK.

Vegans are all retarded because of the various vitamin deficiencies they acquire through not eating animal products

Honey is made for bees therefore it's bad for bears.

Sahelboy makes me miss pinging.

I love it when these idiots claim no other animal on earth consumes milk as an adult except humans, like predators in the wild won't lap up the lactose of nursing prey.

Also, horse's milk basically fuelled the largest land empire the earth has ever seen.

They drank fermented horse milk but yeah same shit but more alcoholic

lol at the non Europeans being lactose intolerant

The Chinese love milk products but are betrayed by their genetics.

A truly sad existence.

This seems to vary a lot. I know at least 3 chinese from 3 different areas (Liaoning, Beijing, Anhui) who are lactose tolerant. I also know others from same areas who are intolerant. I think intolerance is more common in the south.

What is the problem of drinking pure blood?

Animal milk has been a staple for human survival and growth for millennia.

I mean, except for east asia but for reasons.

But you can't expect these fucks to see things so blatant. Look at how readily the redditor is to believe carbs are the devil, despite all of our closest relatives eating them constantly and every society on the planet making a carb their staple.

I agree with "cutting carbs" in the "don't shovel sugar in your cakehole 24/7" sense, but the low carb/keto fad became mainstream in a stupid way.

I don't even agree with cutting carbs as much as increasing proteins and fats. If you're active then you need those carbs, and you should be active so you don't end up a hunchback loser.

But yeah, I know a dude who was converted to the keto diet as soon as he learned he could eat 6 strips of bacon every morning.

It was really funny when archaeologists recently discovered that grains have been eaten and baked into proto-breads since before the last ice-age.

So much for the whole "paleolithic diet".

Except that, it hasn’t](https://milk.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=000661)

Only wypipo drink milk silly, how you think the got so white?!

every single fucking answer there is wrong, and came from some "natural healing" woo woo bullshit health blog.

natural sweeteners are fine, milk is fine, whatever the fuck else they mentioned is fine.

TBH almost everything is OK to eat as lobg as your aren't an imbecile and eat way too much..

pretty much, but you got people even saying you can't have one glass of milk a day or any red meat at all, despite the fact that most official scientific dietary sources say it's fine to eat a few servings of lean meat a week.

of course, vegans just cry conspiracy theory if you out any reputable organizations stance on diet. but literally every governments dietary branch on the planet says meat and milk are ok in sane quantities, burgers just eat way too fucking much of that stuff.

Health class in the US is learning how to tell which STD you got and whether you got too high.. so, not really surprising.

I dont know why everyone needs a goddamn peer reviewed study for literally everything in their lives.

Arbys gives me hella diarrhea. So I tested out the menu until I realized it was the fries. Boom. No more diarrhea. I dont need some research paper telling me spirals+peanut oil cause people to shit their brains out.

Half the shit they are linking doesnt even affect "normal" people and youd only notice it if you're in like the top 1% of athletes anyways. HFC is essentially the same shit as sugar (its not) for most people but we gotta rage against corn for whatever reason.

All this bs about how milk is bad for you makes me wanna GOMAD