"I am the storm " he whispered back, as he lubed his 10 inch cock with liberal tears and slid it into satans tight boy pussy. Satan let out a loud and deep roar, which was heard on all corners of the world. The unholy's passionate and agonizing moans soared through the earth with each pound. So much so that it had caught the ear of Hillary Clinton and tom hanks, both in the middle of raping Libyan child stars which the dnc had provided them. the noise ruptured their eardrums; such as trumps throbbing shaft had ruptured satans anal cavity, they froze stiff. They stopped raping the kids and looked at each other with pure horror. "It happened", Hanks said in a trembling voice, "the great awaking as begun." Which each is rampaging thrust Donald gave, Satan grew more and more submissive. He had given in to our strong leader and his even stronger and tastier penis. "Yes Donald, yes!" He repeated. For every yes, a Muslim turned to dust, (like in that infinity war movie I took my grandkids to). Hollywood and San Francisco was in a panic, but there was nothing they could do, their time had come. Trump slid his moose sized meat out of lucĂfers wet asshole, and flipped his seemingly lifeless body over. He looked Satan straight in the eye, and said, " who's your president now?". And as the holy words spilled from his mouth, his hot powerful seed erupted from the end of his ferocious fuckstick, all over satans face a stomach. Satan burned. the semen was so pure and magical, it burned through Satans very being. Within seconds he was gone. Jesus and Reagan looked down from the gates of heaven, their mission had been completed. Trumped turned around the people people cheering around the White House (which by the way was not just white people, unlike what the msm would have said) and saluted. He reigned for a thousand years, and truly made America great again.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-12
Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.
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1 FirearmThrowaway 2018-08-12
I am hard as a rock and I need former Vice Presidents contender Sarah Palin to complete me with her thin lipped mouth.
1 0140101010420 2018-08-12
Ideally while speaking in tongues
1 Tobans 2018-08-12
Hard not to with my tiny donger in her mouth.
1 pizzashill 2018-08-12
We really need to do more search on boomers tbh. They really are a uniquely retarded generation.
1 wwaalleess 2018-08-12
Pizzashill has never listened to the documentary titled "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" I'm shocked.
1 pizzashill 2018-08-12
I mean, it's the context he says it in dude.
1 ItsSugar 2018-08-12
It's super cringy and autistic whether you've heard the song or not.
1 PieLiedv2 2018-08-12
"I am the storm " he whispered back, as he lubed his 10 inch cock with liberal tears and slid it into satans tight boy pussy. Satan let out a loud and deep roar, which was heard on all corners of the world. The unholy's passionate and agonizing moans soared through the earth with each pound. So much so that it had caught the ear of Hillary Clinton and tom hanks, both in the middle of raping Libyan child stars which the dnc had provided them. the noise ruptured their eardrums; such as trumps throbbing shaft had ruptured satans anal cavity, they froze stiff. They stopped raping the kids and looked at each other with pure horror. "It happened", Hanks said in a trembling voice, "the great awaking as begun." Which each is rampaging thrust Donald gave, Satan grew more and more submissive. He had given in to our strong leader and his even stronger and tastier penis. "Yes Donald, yes!" He repeated. For every yes, a Muslim turned to dust, (like in that infinity war movie I took my grandkids to). Hollywood and San Francisco was in a panic, but there was nothing they could do, their time had come. Trump slid his moose sized meat out of lucĂfers wet asshole, and flipped his seemingly lifeless body over. He looked Satan straight in the eye, and said, " who's your president now?". And as the holy words spilled from his mouth, his hot powerful seed erupted from the end of his ferocious fuckstick, all over satans face a stomach. Satan burned. the semen was so pure and magical, it burned through Satans very being. Within seconds he was gone. Jesus and Reagan looked down from the gates of heaven, their mission had been completed. Trumped turned around the people people cheering around the White House (which by the way was not just white people, unlike what the msm would have said) and saluted. He reigned for a thousand years, and truly made America great again.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-12
actually laughed myself into tears
1 zergling_Lester 2018-08-12
I liked
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-12
conserving autism
1 geraldodelrivero 2018-08-12
I still love how Qanon managed to be too retarded for /r/The_Donald and Alex Jones.
1 Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 2018-08-12
Fuck me, the cringe is so strongly oozing there, I may never get it off again.
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-08-12
They really should stop offering wifi at the adult daycare.
1 Orsonius 2018-08-12
that's a major yikes for me