Some Steamy boomer erotica

41  2018-08-12 by PieLiedv2

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Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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I am hard as a rock and I need former Vice Presidents contender Sarah Palin to complete me with her thin lipped mouth.

Ideally while speaking in tongues

Hard not to with my tiny donger in her mouth.

We really need to do more search on boomers tbh. They really are a uniquely retarded generation.

Pizzashill has never listened to the documentary titled "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" I'm shocked.

I mean, it's the context he says it in dude.

It's super cringy and autistic whether you've heard the song or not.

"I am the storm " he whispered back, as he lubed his 10 inch cock with liberal tears and slid it into satans tight boy pussy. Satan let out a loud and deep roar, which was heard on all corners of the world. The unholy's passionate and agonizing moans soared through the earth with each pound. So much so that it had caught the ear of Hillary Clinton and tom hanks, both in the middle of raping Libyan child stars which the dnc had provided them. the noise ruptured their eardrums; such as trumps throbbing shaft had ruptured satans anal cavity, they froze stiff. They stopped raping the kids and looked at each other with pure horror. "It happened", Hanks said in a trembling voice, "the great awaking as begun." Which each is rampaging thrust Donald gave, Satan grew more and more submissive. He had given in to our strong leader and his even stronger and tastier penis. "Yes Donald, yes!" He repeated. For every yes, a Muslim turned to dust, (like in that infinity war movie I took my grandkids to). Hollywood and San Francisco was in a panic, but there was nothing they could do, their time had come. Trump slid his moose sized meat out of lucĂ­fers wet asshole, and flipped his seemingly lifeless body over. He looked Satan straight in the eye, and said, " who's your president now?". And as the holy words spilled from his mouth, his hot powerful seed erupted from the end of his ferocious fuckstick, all over satans face a stomach. Satan burned. the semen was so pure and magical, it burned through Satans very being. Within seconds he was gone. Jesus and Reagan looked down from the gates of heaven, their mission had been completed. Trumped turned around the people people cheering around the White House (which by the way was not just white people, unlike what the msm would have said) and saluted. He reigned for a thousand years, and truly made America great again.

when did this happened?

actually laughed myself into tears

I liked

You guys are amazing... You all read my collective mind!!!

conserving autism

I still love how Qanon managed to be too retarded for /r/The_Donald and Alex Jones.

Fuck me, the cringe is so strongly oozing there, I may never get it off again.

They really should stop offering wifi at the adult daycare.

that's a major yikes for me