Mandatory quotas. Gays will have to fuck the senile, the obese, and the unattractive Asians before the app unlocks to them the college jock with the washboard abs.
Sodomy is a very difficult urge to control, as I know from personal experience. I started out completely straight. Now I'm attracted to muscular men (as well as masculine, muscular women), women, trannies, midgets, elderly women, and so on. I have fantasies about raping and killing people who I dislike. These effects are alarming, and I am afraid that I will go further down the path of perversion; I've shuttered to think of what will become of me if I ever became attracted to children and animals. I'm trying to fight these urges as best as I can, but I enjoy the rush of sodomy more than religious duties.
You joke, but I have this weird thing going on where I started out straight and now I like fem guys, masc girls, and trans people. What's wrong with me?
Your only logical conclusion is to start making a skin-suit and wearing it while powerlifting in your deathsex BDSM dungeon. It's the only way you're going to be happy and fulfilled.
60 comments
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-13
fucking chinky uggos getting mad nobody will fuck'em lmao. Looks like your average r/aznidentity tard
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-08-13
If this lawsuit goes forward then fatties and fuglies will be next in line.
1 jan_everywhere_ 2018-08-13
Manlets are the most fragile, it's not surprising asian men are the first to complain, but all short men are not far behind.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-08-13
/r/FatPeopleHate's revenge
1 andrew2209 2018-08-13
Some incel will try it with Tinder. That or the /r/short crew who think "6ft+ only" is discrimination.
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-08-13
Holy shit r/shortcels is a goldmine
1 andrew2209 2018-08-13
Is it possible to suffer a salt overdose just from reading a subreddit?
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-08-13
You've probably got kidney failure sorry bud
1 schoolboystirner 2018-08-13
What the hell do they think the solution is?
1 UnattractiveManagers 2018-08-13
to pair up all white men with ugly, morbidly obese, trans, hopefully non-white partners?
1 cimarafa 2018-08-13
we can only hope
1 brd4eva 2018-08-13
mayocide ofc
1 broden 2018-08-13
Coercion.
It's 2018, Why Consent Is Problematic.
1 Hung_Mungus 2018-08-13
People are entitled to romantic contact.
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-08-13
Government Gives Girlfriends was a progressive this whole time. Who knew!?
1 broden 2018-08-13
The first word might have been a clue
1 somegurk 2018-08-13
Is he still around or has he died/been committed/arrested?
1 Hung_Mungus 2018-08-13
Hush selfish wh*toid
1 melokobeai 2018-08-13
Nobody is stopping you from having sex with all the Asians on Grindr
1 Hung_Mungus 2018-08-13
They reject me too
1 melokobeai 2018-08-13
You should sue them
1 Hung_Mungus 2018-08-13
Good point
1 NextPatient 2018-08-13
Mandatory quotas. Gays will have to fuck the senile, the obese, and the unattractive Asians before the app unlocks to them the college jock with the washboard abs.
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1 TransexualWiener 2018-08-13
Sodomy is a very difficult urge to control, as I know from personal experience. I started out completely straight. Now I'm attracted to muscular men (as well as masculine, muscular women), women, trannies, midgets, elderly women, and so on. I have fantasies about raping and killing people who I dislike. These effects are alarming, and I am afraid that I will go further down the path of perversion; I've shuttered to think of what will become of me if I ever became attracted to children and animals. I'm trying to fight these urges as best as I can, but I enjoy the rush of sodomy more than religious duties.
1 chimera_Sphinx 2018-08-13
Gurl you need jesus.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-13
Concur.
1 dramasexual 2018-08-13
He needs to penetrate Jesus's bussy.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-08-13
In ur butt
1 made-me-login 2018-08-13
You joke, but I have this weird thing going on where I started out straight and now I like fem guys, masc girls, and trans people. What's wrong with me?
1 Hung_Mungus 2018-08-13
Our plan to turn every Christian boy homosexual by 2020 is working. Us Jews will rule in the world to come and you will be our cattle.
1 TheBigBazoo 2018-08-13
/r/drama will do that to a man
1 AlwaysFeral 2018-08-13
Your only logical conclusion is to start making a skin-suit and wearing it while powerlifting in your deathsex BDSM dungeon. It's the only way you're going to be happy and fulfilled.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-08-13
Hypothetically could you go on there and put "no gays" on your profile?
1 michgot 2018-08-13
You can put anything you want.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-08-13
Has anyone done that?
1 michgot 2018-08-13
You could be the first.
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-08-13
You don't? It's the only way to make sure the men you're sleeping with are not fags.
1 HailSanta2512 2018-08-13
Implying you don't let the balls touch the first chance you get
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-08-13
People do. It's usually something like straight acting masc looking for straight guys no femmes.
1 Zozbot 2018-08-13
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-08-13
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-08-13
zozzle
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-08-13
zle
1 FmW-41 2018-08-13
Hope you like traps
1 wumbo17412 2018-08-13
not hoping for traps
get a load of this fag
1 e-guy 2018-08-13
There are straight women on grindr fishing for dates.
Do not ask me why they do this. I have no clue.
The levels of weirdness and nonsensical bullshit on gay dating apps is off the scale.
1 serialflamingo 2018-08-13
It's queerer than it sounds
1 serialflamingo 2018-08-13
Some people do.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-13
Shit. I thought gay bottom hookups was the one place where asian men could compete with the rest of us.
1 JesusBenched100kg 2018-08-13
Asians feeling power after Daddy brought down affirmative action.
1 aelfwine_widlast 2018-08-13
Has he looked in the mirror? His race doesn't begin to enter the picture of why people don't want to fuck him.
1 greensunset 2018-08-13
Unnecessary. Just dont respond their messages.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-13
We should introduce obligatory monthly Asian bussy quotas for gay whities. At least if we can have the equivalent for straight whities as well please.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2018-08-13
Nah no rice or curry thanks
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-13
Rice is good for you, gives you energy, as opposed to mayo which is pretty much just fat.
1 gemininature 2018-08-13
Talk about burying the lede. So an Asian man is suing an Asian-owned app for allowing discrimination against Asians lmao.
1 SizeOfThisLad 2018-08-13
Does this dude not realize that white men who don't like Asians can still swipe left on his profile?
1 GreatTelephone 2018-08-13
>mfw asians are so desperate for white dick they think it's a right
Is this Asian masculinity?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-13
It’s probably an unironically aznidentity poster.
“The white man has taken all the gussy and don’t want my bussy!!!” - your average aznisentity poster.
1 Pepperglue 2018-08-13
So much for Yellow Fever. This is White Fever. Asians, men and women, crave the White dick.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-08-13
hot take from Awayfone
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2018-08-13
Do the gays really want the government going to start forcing white people to fuck Asians? Wait until the hapas find out about this.
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-08-13
But they do like Asians. Just not mud-tainted jungle Asians.
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-08-13
r/law mods are lazy bums who lock every topic that might require actual moderation. https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/94ij95/the_aclu_appears_to_endorse_a_ban_on_catcalling
1 T0yN0k 2018-08-13
Are we sure gays just don’t like desperate Asian twinks? I’m sure normal gay Asian men don’t want to be a part of this.
1 NickDee4797 2018-08-13
Because guilting people into sex is progressive and tolerance
1 wolfdreams01 2018-08-13
And then they wonder why more and more gay men are pulling a Thiel and switching sides.
1 FearOfBees 2018-08-13
Mine says no blacks