The Ballad Of MundaneMatt

33  2018-08-14 by rigel2112

37 comments

This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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Hm, that dude has grown to be pretty likeable.

I love how there is, somehow, a Resource Center in every state to provide employment to people who think that Mister Metokur could possibly be likeable. It makes me love America that people like you can still live and have some kind of income, even though you think that Mister Metokur is likeable. God knows without the support of the federal government you couldn't possibly wipe your own ass.

What? I was talking about Matthew, you dweedle dumb.

Use more specific pronouns you septic-system-neglecter.

Make sure you haven't sent "flushable" wipes down your KiAhole in the last year. They are much like KiA subscribers, in that they don't properly biodegrade and they fuck up the workings of civilized society.

Interesting. Why do you hate Metokur exactly?

Because he keeps doing Gamergate.

Goobergate is donezo, you malaka.

Keeps doing? He stopped doing GG videos years ago. In fact he actively hate those that got involved in GG later on. I don’t think You follow him or know what he says.

Is this a pasta?

which one

If you are still following Mister Metokur in :current year:, you are a KiA subscriber.

One of the most embarrassing e-celebs in existence to be sure.

REEEEEEEE

What is a KiA subscriber.

A virgin

Okay. Am I still a virgin if I had only fucked escorts?

"Kimchi-in-Anus." It's the latest health craze.

Ironic coming from a loveless weeb tbqh. 🤔

Nice try, Matt!!

Daddy Jim please let me have man milkies 😩💦😩💦😩💦

Lol what happened

He got EVICERATED epic style by MisterMetokur with FACTS and LOGIC

Youthanasia when?

This video gets kinda funny after the 6.5 hour mark

Wow, Zoey did for Matt what gamergate did for Zoey, it's like victimhood is a valuable commodity

51 minutes on what amounts to nothing. Complete fucking nothing. Both the maker and the subject do not matter, in any conceptual meaning of the word, they simply do not matter. If they were magically made to not exist, nothing would change.

Another douche who makes retarded, pointless YouTube videos

Can I get a TLDR? I don't think I can make it through an hour of unadulterated retardation

I think "unadulterated retardation is probably a pretty good tldr

Literally everybody in that video except Jessie Ventura deserves to be hunted by Anton Chigurh with a cattle gun.

I only watched the first two minutes but I can confidently state that the world would be better off without all of them.

Too Long; Didn’t Watch

What is this like a shittier version of idubbbz?

lmao 50 minute long video dedicated to some goober gaters?

OUT OUT OUT

Entire account dedicated to one dramatard? Out!

This video, as worthless as it is, is probably worth more than your life.

Hey themundanematt, remember when I gave you shit for going "Oh we should just flag anita sarkeesians videos, fuck it" even though that just makes you look impotent and hypocritical?

Remember when you said it was just a dumb mistake, and you'd changed? I remember.

I and many other people gave you the benefit of the doubt, but there's only so many times you can give someone the benefit of the doubt before coming to the conclusion that they're full of shit.

This recent failure of yours to deceive internet randos may sting right now, but you can rest easy knowing that you will go down in history as:

BRETT KEANE 2.0

51 minutes Yeah, ok sweetie, sure.