Redditors try to argue if it's gay to masturabate to yourself?

21  2018-08-15 by A4QualityPaper

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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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Turns out he's a narcissist, not gay

/r/drama is a proof there's no really any difference.

When you masturbate at all, a guy is making you cum, therefore gay.

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a girl? I mean they are half their dad's cum so it's basically sticking your dick inside a guy's jizz.

sounds a lil scrumptious to me tbh

That's right bb, stir that gravy.

You should skip the middleman and just masturbate their dad.

This but vvv unironically

But that's not gay if you say no homo first

Here's a real question, is it pedophilia to masturbate to your own baby pictures

Or, is it bestiality to masturbate to your pictures in a fur suit? Yes, it is, it is.

One time I casually asked a friend

"If for some reason, a perfect clone of yourself magically appeared, would you fuck him?"

He acted as if I asked him if he wanted to fuck a kid or something. He acted totally disgusted and upset with me for asking something like that. We said fucked up shit to each other and took mind bending drugs together many times, and this is what he gets upset about? He even asked me "What's wrong with you?"

It turned out he was in the closet, so I'm pretty sure I tripped his 'No I'm definitely not gay' defense alarm.

Honestly, If my clone wouldn't become my sex slave, I would have to kill him. There can be only one highlander.

What if a perfect clone of yourself appeared, but with the x and y chromosomes swapped out such that they were of opposite gender? Would you fuck them?

If you took a video of yourself masturbating at 12 then masturbated to that video at 30 would that be illegal

I just transition before and transition back after.

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise regime. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.