r/Drama: How Old Are You?
57 2018-08-15 by mohkohnsepicgun
I'm 47.
When I was 17 I really thought I'd have betterthings to be doing than shitpost here.
Actually, when I was 17 reddit would have been the stuff of a madman's nightmares so I don't know what I thought I'd be doing in 2018... living in space or some shit.
Anyway, how old are you?
What desperate and tragic events led you to this sad cul-de-sac of the internet?
For me it was being bi-polar with a bad back.
98 comments
1 Maxwyfe 2018-08-15
Fifty
1 imguralbumbot 2018-08-15
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1 Mary-Celeste 2018-08-15
I'm 15 😋
1 SageKnows 2018-08-15
Fuck off
1 Gtyyler 2018-08-15
I'm 12🍼. But my friends 🤡👴👳♂️say I am mature 🧓for my age. 😏
1 monkaap 2018-08-15
Pm me ur bussy
1 Soundfat 2018-08-15
I'm 400 years old but I look like an 11 year old girl.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-08-15
/u/yameteoniichanitai
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-15
me_irl
1 LightUmbra 2018-08-15
Hmu then Ed
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-15
Ew. Go away, Dad.
1 LightUmbra 2018-08-15
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1 constantinople_2053 2018-08-15
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1 oxyhaledrine 2018-08-15
Dude.
Bussy.
Lmao.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-15
this but unironically 😂👏
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-15
Well hello there :)
1 monkaap 2018-08-15
Pm me ur bussy
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-08-15
You son of a bitch I posted that and then scrolled down and immediately saw your post.
Even had the same age appearance.
1 PureGold07 2018-08-15
Ew.
Degenerate.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-08-15
500 yr old dragon loli here.
1 loli_esports 2018-08-15
Well, hello.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-08-15
Sorry, lesbian dragon loli
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-15
well, hello
1 monkaap 2018-08-15
Pm me ur bussy
1 Matues49 2018-08-15
Too old to die young.
1 bijinchan 2018-08-15
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-08-15
Far too young to die but I wouldn't be entirely opposed to it
1 LinkSama03 2018-08-15
22
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-08-15
I’m 666
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-08-15
I turn 69 on 4/20
1 DistortedLines 2018-08-15
XDDDD
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-15
this
1 skyrimporn64 2018-08-15
old enough big boy ;)
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-15
The majority here are under 24. But they have "old souls" or some stupid shit.
1 g8mi7qdeeo 2018-08-15
no im literally 500
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-15
Have you met your dorm-mate yet?
1 g8mi7qdeeo 2018-08-15
no dad im using your money to live alone quit asking that
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-15
You should really try and make some friends this year, sweaty.
1 cmakk1012 2018-08-15
Old 😱 enough 😏 to fight 😡 for our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-08-15
nigga can't legally drink lmao 🍺
1 HumansAreAVirus11 2018-08-15
12
1 Slaanesh_0 2018-08-15
Old enough to party.
1 lm12btw 2018-08-15
13
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-08-15
I'm either a 37 year old femayo living in a flyover state with 7 cats or a 52 year old pajeet living in Toronto. I can never remember
1 Russiangreyman 2018-08-15
I'm a 31 year old middle class white Male that is so average and unspecial you wouldn't even able to pick me out of a crowd at target.
1 captainlvsac 2018-08-15
We should have a convention. At target.
1 subpoutine 2018-08-15
FTFY
1 Russiangreyman 2018-08-15
I'm down. I got 3 ak's I haven't shot for a year damn near.
1 subpoutine 2018-08-15
Can... can you spot me one? We can call off this whole mayo boogie execution thing.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-08-15
20 unironically
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-08-15
31
1 Ranilen 2018-08-15
Too old to bother, too young to care.
1 vtesterlwg 2018-08-15
500 year old vampire loli checking in. give donuts to me
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-08-15
I'm 12
1 double-happiness 2018-08-15
http://i.imgur.com/SF9EXsu.gifv
1 AntiLuke 2018-08-15
1 Redactor0 2018-08-15
This but unironically.
1 JeanPeuplu 2018-08-15
Turning 9 3/4 tomorrow!
1 charming_tainter 2018-08-15
I'm 13.8 billion years old
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-15
In that case you can answer a really important question...
Did the Big Mac used to be smaller?
1 charming_tainter 2018-08-15
No, we used to be bigger
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-08-15
I knew cosmological inflation was a lie.
1 SageKnows 2018-08-15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
1 redblaze17 2018-08-15
666 year old AntiChrist here. I plan on running for President as a ultra-conservative right wing conservative.
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-08-15
I am a 12 year old girl I post here because my boyfriend /u/riemann1413 told me about /r/drama and said he was "a big deal" here.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-15
yw sweatie
1 yourdeadwife 2018-08-15
"sweat" is not "sweet" nigga
1 riemann1413 2018-08-15
16 year old white boys should not say nigga
1 yourdeadwife 2018-08-15
I know the rules zachums has laid down for you. I have a copy.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-15
these are exactly the bantz ti expect from a white child
1 yourdeadwife 2018-08-15
I'm Italian
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-08-15
W h I t e
1 yourdeadwife 2018-08-15
https://i.imgur.com/RO6ZSXm.jpg
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-08-15
do you want to be white or sumthin smh
1 yourdeadwife 2018-08-15
if it would provoke reeeeman further i'd consider it
1 OfficialBeetroot 2018-08-15
not worth tbh
1 TareTiri 2018-08-15
Discount white, even worse.
1 riemann1413 2018-08-15
the fact your grandma's cousin's last name ended in a vowel does not make you italian
1 yourdeadwife 2018-08-15
Alessandro Nigga was my granddaddy
1 riemann1413 2018-08-15
mediocre
1 yourdeadwife 2018-08-15
you're not giving me much
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-08-15
Dark white
1 automatic_cluck 2018-08-15
The first in even days and the second in odd days.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-08-15
twenty something pasty mayo.
And the reason I am here is that I am a socially akward (for reddit) edgy fucker (for r/drama)
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-08-15
I look like an 11 year old girl but I'm really a 300 year old witch.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-08-15
Old enough to drink, but not old enough to retire. :-/
1 double-happiness 2018-08-15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJFvtvTGEk
1 muck4doo 2018-08-15
49 year old non-mayo. It's y'alls fault I'm here. I was pinged.
1 morthond 2018-08-15
34, lol
1 Dreamincolr 2018-08-15
Im a 28 year old apache helicopter.
1 Plexipus 2018-08-15
Younger than IvankaTrumpismyWaifu but older than Ed_ButteredToast
1 Rigulel 2018-08-15
I'm old enough to repay, but young enough to sell.
1 CollaWars 2018-08-15
Too old to rock too young to die
1 GunOfSod 2018-08-15
I bought grass seed last weekend.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-08-15
A community for 8 years
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-08-15
Old enough to know not to put personal details about myself on the internet. 36 though. I'm 36.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-15
You're only as young as you feel, OP!
1 SageKnows 2018-08-15
Yes officer, that's right.
1 Tobans 2018-08-15
21
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-08-15
Old enough ;)
1 SageKnows 2018-08-15
Old enough to be your mommy