r/drama: Johnny Depp accuses Amber Heard of shitting in the bed; Amber blames the pets

Johnny Depp accuses Amber Heard of shitting in the bed; Amber blames the pets

140 2018-08-16 by ErrorinModum

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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-08-16

God damn shit the bed again

Typical

1 cavides 2018-08-16

She was overwhelmed as one would be, placed in her position.

1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-08-16

Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red.

I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead?

Can't remember what they said

God damn. Shit the bed!

1 subpoutine 2018-08-16

I never liked jazz. Then I found Tool and scatman Carey.

1 tekeem 2018-08-16

Amber Turd

1 VidiotGamer 2018-08-16

I feel like this should be the name of a Garbage Pail Kid. Why are those not things anymore?

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-08-16

Because kids are too stupid nowadays to enjoy trading cards. And Rollo is just going to mess them up at show-and-tell anyway.

1 PerineumPowerPunch 2018-08-16

it is one, believe it or not

1 globalism_sucks 2018-08-16

SJWs would freak out and call them ableist, racist, toxic, problematic, etc.

1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-08-16

Back in my kids could handle a little toxicity. And we were better off for it!

1 rnjbond 2018-08-16

Perd Hapley? More like Turd Crapley

1 Redactor0 2018-08-16

Normally I wouldn't take the side of the guy is demonstrably on drugs 99% of his waking life, but think about this. Either the shit was left by a 4+lb yorkie or a 100+lb human. There's no grey area here. I also find it implausible that a yorkie would shit in a bed instead of finding some unoccupied room to do it on the floor of. I dunno, there's a lot of variables here, but if the dog was well-cared for it wouldn't have dropped a load there.

We need a proper detective like Artemis Pebdani to solve this for us.

1 TheOtherGuy9603 2018-08-16

I think willy wonka shit the bed and blamed it on her for the lols

1 WyrmSaint 2018-08-16

He's on too much heroin for that.

1 zergling_Lester 2018-08-16

Johnny had stormed out of the LA penthouse during the argument and a housekeeper found the soiled sheets the next day.

The worker suggested the faeces were too big to be from their dog.

I concur.

1 watermark02 2018-08-16

My dog has produced some amazing size shits compared to his body size tho

1 zenicaone 2018-08-16

dont call your SO a dog. its disrespectful.

1 watermark02 2018-08-16

your SO

My hand?

1 deere442 2018-08-16

ya but this is a housekeeper that lives with them and they own a fucking yorkie. I'm inclined to believe them when they say "na thats human shit lol"

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-08-16

She did it.

#mepoo

1 OpeningMirror 2018-08-16

All women belong in diapers, they are always leaking something.

1 MozzerDozzer 2018-08-16

Is this an Always Sunny episode but with celebrities?

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-16

I thought Amber Heard was a fucking keeper before but now it turns out she's into scat and all sorts of animal shit too?

God daaamn, girl.

Depp is a fucking pussy for not being able to deal with a real woman.

1 WatchItBuster 2018-08-16

Just look at her face/eyes, she looks like the epitome of a kink monster.

1 Bluest_waters 2018-08-16

his first wife was a class act all round

he should have stuck with her

but he went for that young hot pussy. Of course I myself, nor anyone here, would ever go for hot amber heard pussy.

no way.

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-16

If you're talking about Vanessa Paradis then yes, I'd agree.

They weren't married tho, and I believe it was she who kicked him to the kerb.

1 Bluest_waters 2018-08-16

whatever

i'm no depp-ologist

but yeah her

1 Mother_Jabubu 2018-08-16

Imagine knowing any of this shit

1 MooseHeckler 2018-08-16

Depp's baguetteland wife seemed like an all around good person.

1 TheSolarian 2018-08-16

I wouldn't now.

"Hey, this chick shits the bed. Want to tap that?"

"You know what? No. Not now, not ever."

1 Bluest_waters 2018-08-16

whatever she is still hot as hell

1 shallowm 2018-08-16

Does your favorite flower look like this, by any chance?

1 RichEvansSextape 2018-08-16

Alternatively, Elon Musk made a severe life mistake letting this prize go

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-08-16

I don't know. Apparently Space Daddy's married to the chick with the Goldeneye-style akimbo FNP90s in Westworld. She seems nice.

1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-08-16

tbh Amber Heard is the kind of hot that would make me put up with all her crazy shit for a few months, and hell, give her a few mill in the inevitable breakup since she is a known gold digger.

1 Aerialcharles 2018-08-16

braaaap

1 GadolBoobies 2018-08-16

Here I was clicking to find out what the article actually said.

But nope, that's genuinely what it's about.

1 Zongified44 2018-08-16

Sounds like a classic case of "who pooped the bed"

1 Nerdsbane 2018-08-16

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23BD6a0EMGU

1 grep_var_log 2018-08-16

Was Danny Deniro staying round that night playing Nightcrawlers?

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-16