I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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You are another culturally programmed millenial internet dude with this weird bitterness towards women. One female accuses a guy of mansplaining incorrectly and you come here to “delight” in her downfall. The culture is sick and it makes me sad.

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Millennial lesbianism can sometimes feel like a balancing act between two worlds.

Imagine writing this and not immediately killing yourself

wh*te women were a mistake. Fuck you Yakub. Fuck you 😢

I prefer trans to terf due to the former not actually being female.

You gotta balance your lesbianism between chicks and chicks with dicks