Pentagon postpones Trump military parade until February 31, 2019

73  2018-08-17 by HodorTheDoorHolder

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Ok I just checked out that sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. We're are smarter than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.

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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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OVER BUDGET AND BEHIND SCHEDULE!

JUMP ON PEDES!!!

KEKEKEKEK-CHOO-CHOOOOOO!

*PEDOES

and only $80 million over budget, too!

Fiscal conservatives lmaoooooo

A one-time parade sounds like a good investment to me.

I actually don't in general mind the concept of a military parade. I just think that the US has enough problems with military worship as it is. The officers are apolitical, sure, but all it would take is a group of officers to develop political aspirations and the US would fall into military dictatorship. Probably happily. Just imagine if a group of officers overthrew either Trump or Obama. There would be wild celebration in the other camp.

I just feel bad for the soldiers that are getting stuck on that detail. Like I never knew a single soldier that liked drill and ceremony.

I actually don't in general mind the concept of a military parade.

wasting money on showing how big your dick is

it's completely unnecessary. Give that money to the VA.

fuck that, give the money to me

Give that money to the VA.

Fuck the VA, spend on money on fixing Americas school system so few kids decide to be soldiers

So you're against the mayocide?

parading tanks, soldiers and missiles in formation is a very communist thing to do.

its a bad look and waste of money.

I hate parades. They block roads and make getting around annoying.

An investment in what?

Then you're a retard

I'd be happier if we took the 30+ cents it will cost every tax payer and shovel it in a furnace. At least then it'd provide some amount of value.

Never thought I'd see the day the American military would balk at France. Smh... Might as well send Lady Liberty back.

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Once again, the french army show its superiority.

*Surrenders

Hey, it's not the french army that is unable to get their shit together and just parade.

Well hey, it's the only thing that the french know what to do

Well, at least our army know how to do one thing. Can we say the same about yours ? ๐Ÿค”

*dabbs in Hebrew

Wait you are not a burger ?

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Incredible political insight, thanks for posting. We need to make sure every congressperson sees this ASAP.

I poured over ever single word.

Hm I dunno.

You look Iranian to me.

I mean... finishing a couple of world wars... preventing France from being overwhelmed by kraut kultur... again preventing France from being a slave state of les bosches... one might almost think that America and France are pretty good at keeping each other out of trouble over the centuries. Oh yeah, and we helped Lafayette win that war too.

They know how to let the marines fight. That's pretty smart if you ask me.

Burgerstani army canโ€™t even handle illiterate afghans with ancient weapons

Burgers still talk shit

In open combat we destroy them. It's just in the modern world, if an enemy is stubborn they can flee into the countryside and hide among the people, come out of their hiding hole every now and again and harass you endlessly, and there's not much you can do about it without genocide.

Burgerstani seriousposts in order to defend the honor of his glorious army

Y I K E S

Lmfao you got btfod by a chapo commie lollll

Was never really into chapo tbh

Sorry for projectin that on u bb

If only there'd been a way of anticipating the outcome of the war in Afghanistan, some sort of earlier conflict in which they used the same tactics against a heavily armed world power. Oh well.

You have to get rid of the kepis or no one will ever take you seriously. Sorry not sorry, hexagon.

The kepi are an integral part of the french army success. It's like hugo boss and nazi uniforms.

When were they adopted? Because the French record is not so great since 1870, except perhaps in WWI.

Well, ww2 was because our army didn't have enough money (in very short, the kraut stopped paying us reparations and the socialist took the money to feed their economical programs from the army). In algeria we won but de gaulles gave it up.

We had tons of intervention in africa to keep control of our ex-colonies defend democracy and frog eating that were succesfull, tho.

French tactics in WWII were shamefully bad.

I will admit, however, I was impressed by and grateful for the your handling of the Mali situation a few years back.

French tactics in WWII (1940) were shamefully bad.

Eh, we were taken with our pants down from a place we never expected to be penetrated.

I'd say it was more that your air force and tank battalions were being run with a 1918 mindset. The Nazis understood those units were meant for attack, not support of trench-bound infantry.

That too.

What's even more depressing is that in WWII the French military was actually larger than the German one. Due to previous restrictions on armament build up, and French paranoia. The German success was purely due to the superiority of German military doctrine, France had no excuse like in WWI (where they were definitely Germany's military inferior).

Eh, we were taken with our pants down from a place we never expected to be penetrated.

You sound like a Roman Polanski victim tbh.

I know him IRL, so yuck.

Reverse schlieffen plan to own the frogs epic style

Now, now: the French on the Axis side fought perfectly well.

Also, don't give them shit for WW1: they had Kirk Douglas on their side.

I gave them credit for WWI: Germany an Germany again was 1870 and 1940.

The population and power center of europe moved from France to Germany in the 19th century. France just wasn't the size it used to be and Germany had much more manpower.

approximately eight tanks, as well as other armored vehicles, including Bradleys, Strykers and M113s

Holy shit, that's like... 1/10 of what Hollywood could get the army to turn out for shooting a war movie in the 1920s. We're finally MAGAing!!!

Took long enough, this military parade which could have fed Homeless vets for near a year will definitely make America Great Again.

Postponing means they know for a fact that this guy will not be president feb next yr

Lol 8 tanks is so pathetic. At least go full Soviet when you have your dumbass military parade.

MAGAcels will still defend this ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hopefully they push it back indefinitely.

Just need to push it back until he gets impeached.

Daddy finally flexing on them haters.

Make George Soros pay for it.