That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

Snapshots:

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I for one can't wait for a schvoogie to force me into a self defense scenario

Look out he's casting a sheeny curse!

Imagine being this retarded

Nobody tell them about the fighting words doctrine

IIRC it's not that solid of a defense and rarely works

True, I just like pointing out to them that yelling epithets at someone is not legally protected speech and can lead to them also getting charged for assault as well as lessening the severity of the charge to the defendant.

Proof that the lady deserved to have her face rearranged

Trust me, I'm a doctor

I'll take your word for it

Ah yes, another “anything vaguely to the right of my self-fellating liberal worldview is muh MDE boogeyman” episode. Drama used to be only half shitty before the hordes of stealth liberals like you who can’t stand to discuss anything even half-retarded without interjecting their autistic metareddit political battleground delusions onto any and all topics. Oh, but it’s totally okay because here at drama us no-life (((regulars))) are all totally whacky le radical centrists XDD until someone deviates from our pre-approved super witty and not tired-out at all banter (haha kill le mayos amirite fellas??) into icky conservative territory, that’s super gross and problematic😖 Seriously the only difference between this cesspool and SRD is that the smug lefty retards that squat here all for all the waking hours of their lives still think that bleating out the same tripe day in and day out is funny like, at all.

Awww guys you made the little rightoid sad 😭😭😭

That’s a brave assumption you’re making there, friendo. Did something I wrote upset you enough for you to project your weird “red team blue team” fantasies onto me, in place of opinions that aren’t there? I’m very sorry if that’s the case, but you should know you should be at least 18 before you post here again :)

White genocide is good

Unlike the various cretins that infest this subreddit, I’ve ascended far beyond the fairly paltry idea that is “white genocide.” In fact, I can sum up my political beliefs with the title of ‘transcendentally racist,’ a term I myself have coined while trying to solicit liberal chicks in the university food court. In an ideal world, work is done towards the extermination and destruction of all minorities, not out of malice or distaste towards their particular clades, but as an act of utmost humanitarianism. I would rather see this earth wiped of all persons of color, than see them forced to suffer for a moment more by having to live in the same world as the truest of all poxes and cancers, the white race, whose ultimate and most damnable fate is to exist alone, being the both the sole remaining target and cause alike of their impotent, Caucasian rages.

Shut up nerd

You must be one of those mayos snorting fentanyl in a flyover state if you think I am reading all that

What is with this online community and fetishizing different groups of people as condiments? It’s frankly quite disturbing. I feel like if I dig through your post history I’ll find some home video of you wallowing in a kiddie pool full of mayonnaise and a bunch of people here furiously beating their dicks to it. Very troublesome. Hope you can find help.

This is some delicious pasta my man please keep juggling 🤹‍♂️🤹‍♀️

I don’t know how to juggle, but I feel like learning would help raise my cock-handling abilities. Any tips, sweatie? I’m sure you’re familiar, especially with you’re whole (((mayo))) fixation (I’ll give you that you’re two favorite types of mayo DO taste similar 😘)

I do have a couple suggestions:

> Don’t be afraid to use your free hand 🤚 to engage in a little buttstuff, especially try to apply pressure to the prostate with a couple inserted fingers.

>if you’re secreting 2 different kinds of “mayo” when you ejaculate your next stop should be a local red door clinic

White bitch got the vapors. Color me shocked.

White "people" are rodents.

I aint readin all that shit.

Nah, people have long figured out that it is much preferable to wipe out the cancer rather than the people suffering from it. Fortunately we are devoting a vast amount of resources towards that goal and are increasingly succesful in eliminating it.

Alḥamdulillāh.

We should unironically have you as a third bot alongside snappy and bussyshill

It's a nefarious, left-wing conspiwacy! 😨😨😨

Fucking snapshill quote right here. Cheers for the pasta.

Having my autistic ramblings transcribed into snappy’s loving and apartisian embrace to troll the libtards epicstyle for the rest of time would almost, ALMOST, make the cerebral damage of interacting with the rest of the users here worth it.

You sound brain-damaged alright.

...drawls the /r/drama poster, slapping his leapfrog leafpadTM to a deranged rhythm that only his trisomally-curdled ears can understand. Ever looked in a mirror, buster? One that isn’t caked in a fresco of your own saliva, greasy prints and feces, of course.

See this? This makes you look like a tard.

You have some weird fetishes man.

U mad bro?

You understand no one is trolled by that, right? This is one of those, we are laughing at you, not with you moments.

Dat username

http://i.imgur.com/2RMOh.jpg

Which words did you miss, Butch?

http://i.imgur.com/U1UPsjJ.jpg

Aww.

So I guess most of the words make sense to me, but in the way this guy is using them it makes him sound retarded and very very butthurt about some dumb foid getting her clock rung because her mouth wrote a check her ass couldn't cash.

I suppose iamverysmart is an appropriate subreddit to link to, yes. I wish it weren't downvoted, because you don't always get to see pasta being written live.

I guess I hadn't seen the Goodburger scene referenced for this, but it makes a kind of sense.

out OUT

So?

Now THIS is radical centerism! And I feel nothing strongly about it

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I’m going to cum inside you.

/r/Subredditsimulator is leaking

Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch. Go find another safe space to cry at. No one gives a fuck.

MDE-cide NOW!

Day of the Cancellation when?

dey haf 2 go bak