Man who has hallucinations of dicks claims he's not gay

23  2018-08-17 by A4QualityPaper

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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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CNN HIRED A GAY DUDE TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND USED MIND CONTROL TO MAKE ME CUM EVEREYWHERE! DAMN CNN! FAKE NEWS!

The CNN apple in question: https://i.imgur.com/w9fPecT.png

Clearly riddles with cock.

I spent so long trying to find the magical hidden penis. I thought I had found the most vague of vague dick shapes, but it turns out what I saw wasn't even close to what this dude saw.

He outlined it at the request of some people in the thread and here's the "dick" that he sees: https://i.imgur.com/Kwmdik2.png

The best response to that was "Dude what does your dick look like?"

I was thinking the brightest highlights near the left top were the balls, then the highlight across the top of the apple, from left to right, was the shaft. Not that I'm hallucinating dicks (😞), but that's what I figured the guy saw.

???

Eh, I once took a 10 gram edible and 5 grams of shrooms, and convinced myself that my testicle had disappeared. This is despite repeated visual verification that it had not, in fact, disappeared.