Enlightened fedora tipper bravely ventures in a paranormal thread on /r/askreddit to remind readers that exorcisms are just to profit the church and ghosts don’t real. Others aren’t amused by his LOGIC and SCIENCE

22  2018-08-19 by EasySchmitty

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Exorcisms and blessings don’t cost anything

Where I live these people want a pretty hefty amount of money

You’re view of religion and supernatural seems very distorted however.

It might be distorted according to you, but I'm just using a scientific point of view, there has never been a shred of evidence for anything supernatural existing therefore I don't believe in it. Of course you're allowed to disagree, I really don't care if somebody is religious or believes in ghosts. The problem is that some of these things could be related to mental problems (for example if the hallucinations started to happen more often i definitely wouldn't go to an exorcist but to a psychologist), or potentially home invaders.

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lol, OP believes in ghosts.

When I die from a crack-fueled police chase off a cliff, I’ll come back as a ghost and take a giant ghost shit on your pillow

But when you take it any further than that, people call you an "arrogant atheist!!"

On the one hand, that guy is clearly your run-of-the-mill r/Atheism euphoric goon wanting to be party crasher for the sake of some cheap fedora tipping.

On the other hand, lots of Christcucks in that thread seem to be unironically believing in exorcisms and s🅱oopy scary ghost stories. Which is retarded regardless your point of view.

Exorcisms are real.

You have any logical explanation? Listen even if you don’t believe in that stuff, it really can’t hurt to get exorcised/blessed/cleansed. If it is something supernatural, it sounds evil and somebody’s well-being could be at risk.

Like... even it was supernatural, what makes these people think humans would be able to stop it by doing some weak-ass human shit like burning sage? Do they really think supernatural entities would make it that easy? These things are supposed to be agents of Satan, and humans can just burn an herb and the whole bitch is suddenly "cleansed." Worst fanfic ever

it it was real, it would be like in the exorcist or other movies, a horrifying battle which would end up with some of the humans dead. but in their LARP fantasies, obviously humans invent monsters you can easily wish away with prayers or half assed efforts.

God I hope ghosts don't exist. Imagine being alive after death and all you can do is turn on someone's TV and lightly rattle some furniture. You can speak, you can't be seen, you can't even agendapost on /r/Drama!

Supernatural threads on askreddit are the worst of them all because they’re all bullshit stories about something falling off a shelf when they were 7 and clearly it was a ghost instead of gravity. And anyone who points that out gets told they’re just harshing your buzz and we should all pretend that these stories aren’t 100% retarded