I'm going to kill myself
2 2018-08-20 by CatherineEHalsey
"One less white conservative in the world" just like u/iqtaanqalunaaurat said. "Whites aren't people". Thanks to encouragement from u/iqtaanqalunaaurat, and the wonderful r/ShitRedditSays and r/GamerGhazi communities, I now have a plan to kill myself, since I know it will be so well received. I know I should kill myself because I'm white, because I'm Republican, because I'm male. I know you want me to kill myself because I've seen the things you say. I'm white. I'm male, I'm a Republican. I'm going to use a 9mm handgun, even though a shotgun has a higher success rate, aiming at the temple, in order to end my own life. Did you know that, of the people who've survived attempted suicide with a firearm, the majority of them were using handguns, while only 5% were using shotguns? Why a gun? Despite what movies and television shows would have us believe, overdosing on prescription medication only has a lethality rate of around 12%. 12%!, that's nowhere near good enough. An "exit bag" holds around 23%, while ODing on illegal drugs pulls up at around 50%. Of course, each of these carry a certain amount of pain with them as well. A shotgun to the head has over a 99% success rate, and only ranks around a 5/100 in terms of "agony". I don't have access to a shotgun, so I'm going with the next best thing. I've already been through the mental health system, they came to my door the day I planned to end it. I got to ride in the back of a cop car and everything. They put me in an institution, they kept me for three days. I know they cannot help me, that they will not help me, because I am a conservative and deserve to die. They said I was schizophrenic. I've stopped taking my medication because a Republican white male like me doesn't deserve it. I don't deserve therapy, I don't deserve anything but death. Pay the people who have to clean up my gray matter a bonus for me. I took the time, I hurried up, the choice was mine. I'm done with that, time to go, no more to come. I voted for Donald Trump, He is the Tetragrammaton. May He bathe the world in nuclear fire, Amen.
11 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-20
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1 GinaRoxU 2018-08-20
Wtf ?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-08-20
If you’re being serious please reconsider this. Feel free to DM me. Don’t off yourself because of some retarded larpers ree’ing about white males.
I’m also a white, male, conservative and happy to talk to you. There’s three things that give us common ground. And a gun owner. So four.
Think very carefully what you’re about to do and why.
1 soyboyoyoyoyong 2018-08-20
Womp womp.
1 OhButIDo 2018-08-20
dog just go dedicate your life to r/greatawakening. its retarded but its better than killing yourself
1 IztacCuauhtli 2018-08-20
Rather bite the bullet than do that fam
1 SlightDelivery 2018-08-20
post bussy
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-08-20
No you are not. If you were going to you would have done so quietly without a fuss.
1 i_rape_antifa_bois 2018-08-20
You're not a commie so there's no reason why you shouldn't live.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-08-20
good
1 Deathtotrash 2018-08-20
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.