/pol/ is finally admitting defeat

36  2018-08-22 by neurogasm_

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Also, I have never said I hate white men, quite contrary, I like them as long asthey recognize and acknowledge their place in the world: that is, under the foot of a black man, same goes for all you cucks. The true evil in this world is /r/SubredditDrama, which is my only enemy. Hitler was an animal rights advocate, and I quite like animals too, so I have nothing against white people per ce, just don't think rapid babboons should be running on the streets among people, smh. Once the /r/SubredditDrama cancer is gone and social order is restored, we can live in harmony with the subhumans, they in their lard, and we in our cities.

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"We should have bet on Cruz"

Wow, you know it's bad when they regret not going with the zodiac killer.

Ted Cruz legit scares me, he is worse than Trumo in every way except he isn't retarded enough to fuck himself at every corner.

He was stupid enough to like incest porn on twitter. I don't think he has too much time left in him.

Misclicks happen.

Dude was searching for incest porn on his main account.

Yeah but misclicks happen.

tbf, that was pretty hot incest porn. Only made me like him, I was like "my man, that's some good stuff - thanks for the tip"

Ted Cruz is the guy an asshole genie would make president if r/politics wished on a lamp for an intelligent president.

they actually should have, cruz is an incredibly canny operator with a comprehensive, hard-right theocratic agenda and a base just as psychotically diehard as trump's. if he were in office right now we'd probably be looking at 20 years of gop dominance, minimum

Yeah but people wouldn't have set the bar so low like they did for trump. The party would have thrown him under the bus for the incest porn tweet.

i don't buy it. there is no republican alive today that doesn't stan hard for incest porn, that's just the cold hard truth.

i feel like using the word "stan" here doesnt really track; are people trying to call the incest porn or ask for an autograph or something?

Makes me glad the retarded narcissist that spends too much time watching network news and reading Twitter ended up having the better marketing.

Ted Cruz probably would have been a better, or at least more “nornal” president, but he could not have beat Hillary.

why would you link to a thread that's just going to 404

It's archived.

the archives 404

Because he's a newfag. Here.

Why is Cohen pleading guilty a killing blow for Trump? Any controversy involving him is forgotten within two weeks.

I guess a campaign finance scandal? I dunno if that's enough to impeach him though.

Not when they have been spinning up that Trump was double Russian triple Hitler.

I don't think tax fraud matters at all in the grand scheme of things. I'd guess that almost every rich white person and politician is doing it just doesn't get caught.

Tax fraud is the only thing that matters. Remember Capone?

Unless Cohen has like some secret dirt that we’ve never heard about then campaign finance violation is probably whats coming down the pike. The bad news for democrats that campaign finance law violations are actually fairly common and resolved by small fines (Obama was found guilty of it as well iirc) and theres not really a way to impeach Blumpf over it without being explicit that youre doing it as a political power play rather than as a principled prosecution of the law.

Something like this happened awhile ago when somebody in the house brought to the table articles of impeachment over some nonsense, and Nancy Pelosi shut it down because the time was not right.

Because Cohen implicated Trump in his guilty plea.

Technically he implicated an "unnamed federal candidate". Could be anyone really.

I've seen this exact line of argument from several right wingers today.

Like, they'll believe any damn thing about Clinton or Q; but Trump's personal lawyer paying off a porn star during a campaign season saying that he was directed by a federal candidate? Could be anyone. Stop being so conspiratorial! (not to mention that there's a literal public recording of Trump being in the know about it and literally ordering it.)

Even better yet, they act like the other side are anti Christian or literal demons whilst trump is the least Christian president we have had yet

the least Christian president we have had yet

Have you read the New Testament? Christ hung out with whores all the time.

Yeah, could be anyone who paid that exact amount for that specific reason at that exact time lmfao.

Not even 2 hours after you posted this they literally named Trump. I assume you were joking b/c it was incredibly obvious.

Cohen was told to pay off Stormy by a "Mr. Pmurt"

The unnamed candidate who, by February 2017, was president of the United States

It's not. From a legal perspective Trump could say Stormy was paid with his money (candidates can donate all they want to their own campaigns), or that the payoff was for his family life and not the campaign. Also, DoJ consensus since Nixon is that a sitting President can't be indicted in the first place. Further, Trump can pardon himself, and if impeached (assuming Dems take the house) there's no way the Senate would convict. Not to mention, if Trump didn't know it was a campaign finance violation its just a civil infraction punishable by a fine.

If a state governor can be indicted why can't a president? States also have sovereign immunity, per the 11th amendment.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2018/05/22/can-the-president-be-indicted-or-subpoenaed/?utm_term=.44241ea83a33d

The President has duties both exclusive and essential to the. functioning of the nation in a way s governor doesn't. If the governor of Kentucky can't do his duties, life goes on. If the President can't do his duties the nation collapses. Such is life.

Because this is reddit, and even /r/drama has turned into ShareBlue at this point.

/pol/ is a clusterfuck. 4 years ago i could click on it and see nothing but the race-iq charts we all know and love. now i don't know what the fuck is going on.

Reddit boomers migrated there, all of old pol left after the Syria Strikes

Where did old /pol/ go, 8chan?

going to 8chan

Plox, they aren't that desperate

one word

volks

Q is on 8chan, so my guess is that it's even more boomer-infested

I dont know, maybe they finally left their basements and became productive members of soceity. Who am I kidding, they're at the Daily Stormer or something

It seems like all of old pol leaves every couple of months

All of Trump supporting old /pol/ at least. All that's left are the boomers and maybe some Natsocs

Not only has the regular userbase gotten dumber, but people have long since figured out /pol/ is really easy to troll(this is the home of QAnon). A lot of posters there are just looking to stir the pot.

Pol is the new x

/leftypol/ gave up on trying to make their own community and decided to set up camp in /pol/, providing those autists with even more proof that immigrants are bad

Wtf are you talking about, leftypol and leftpol are on 8chan

Always darkest before the Don

The delusion

It's darkest before the Don because he casts a huge rotund shadow

100 bucks its just /leftypol/ shitposting

when is it ever not

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*makes daily its over/we lost thread* oh no maga bros

Define daily

Sorry I upset you so much that you felt the need to comment on a 2 day old post.

> Sorry I upset you

Isn't that "quip" a bit overused from you? lol

You seem to experience daily ass pains from anyone on the political right so I'm just here to milk a reaction from you, my little lolcow.

Look I already said I was sorry, what more do you want? Should I delete the post, will that make you feel better?

No need, I feel better going through your post history and laughing at all the stupid shit you unironically believe.

Regarding Cohen: 1) the sentencing is delayed until December, ie after the midterms; 2) he didn’t officially name the candidate who directed him (saving that one for leverage in a negotiation with both sides, mueller and trump); and 3) he’s holding out for a chance for a pardon. Basically, by pleading guilty, Cohen puts only 2 options on the table: a) pardon from Trump; and b) a sentencing deal with Mueller. The mid terms are key to what happens with Cohen. As for Manafort: he’ll appeal, and/or be pardoned.

This is some of the most absurd Trumptard spin I've ever seen. Nothing can beat this. I've been noticing the Trumptards are trying to pretend "unnamed candidate" isn't very obviously Donald Trump.

Who the fuck else would it be?

Let me explain this to you, you fantastically retarded fuck. Trump is not a normal president, like your clown Shillary would have been, who when exposed is destroyed.

Trump represents a massive groundswell of right wing energy and white racial consciousness the likes of which we haven’t seen probably in the history of this nation.

By now you should have realized you’re dealing with the Teflon Don, but it doesn’t matter. Even if Trump falls out of favor, the energy he unleashed in this nation, and the entire Western world for that matter, is here to stay.

So buckle up faggots.

Damn this pasta is delicious

Boomer of high schooler shut in? It's hard to tell

fucking lol imagine not recognising a shill thread

"omg guys weve lost better just give up!"

"omg guys im worried im really a nazi"

"omg guys lets not be anti semitic! based israel! look at these hot soldiers!"

l2chan pls

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Amazing how many 'former trump voters' always manage to pop on this thread, for a guy who's basically exactly where he was in Likely Voter polls before the election, he seems to have lost A LOT of voters...that never show up in polling data.

Lmao its copy pasta you absolute fucking retard.

thats the one i was thinking of

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This sub is just Share Blue here at this point.

what happened for the non muricans? why are they saying it is over?

Those are all shills, pol is too filled with trolls and shills to ever be coherent again.

They don't seem so desperate in that link. Either way, this will never be over. The nazis can burn though. They weren't asked to get on this boat.

the angle from which some of them are choosing to look at this is simply amazing :

It never started my dude, its actually beautifully poetic that trump gets taken down by a kike on the same day he deports a nazi prison guard. Thats what he gets for being a jew lover. Kushner will probbaly turn on him too.

It's quite enlightening seeing the sheer hatred and animosity towards Trump from some of these more extreme Jew haters.