Prostitute sommelier does AMA

100  2018-08-22 by realm3t4tr0n

100 comments

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At least he's supporting the economy

Making sure everyone gets a good bang for their buck.

A good oral for their dollar, so to speak.

Some good mouth for their money

I don't do prostitutes in Amsterdam itself anymore (see some other anwser) but in cities close to here. In Alkmaar Andrea is the best (amazingly perfect breasts, real girl-next-door beauty, very funny). In The Hague Natalia, Christina (did her yesterday!) and Nicky are all perfect girls. Young, slim, beautiful, cheap.

My brain broke a little bit. But those has to be a bussy/snappy quote.

Fucking hell. Imagine all the actually worthy things he could have used that money for. All the Lego sets he could have bought

He could have got divorced and paid alimony for at least 6 months.

Yeah, realisticlly its not that bad of an investment.

I think the only terrible thing here is his partner doesn't know and at that point who gives a shit?

He clearly has lots of money and she prob doesnt care her fat mayo man is getting off on prostitutes.

Most guys waste that much money in five years with a girlfriend/wife. At least he enjoyed himself. He is a cheater though, which is sorta fucked. One of the best threads I’ve seen in a while though

$42,000 on a girlfriend in 5 years.

That's not how the real world works for most people.

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that's one 'but I wanna focus on my education so I can help support us' yo

i mean nobody said 'oh that never happens' when my aunt banged the milkman after cool uncle jimmy put her through college twice

just saying

Buying a companion isn't the same as normal expected cost of a relationship.

normal relationships don't cost that much

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spending that amount of money on hookers isn't the same as normal relationships that cost that much

🤔🤔

I literally said that's not a normal relationship cost.

Stop jacking it to your mom's panties for a second and read a book.

Make it a math book.

i'm on a bio book right now

it has a lot of numbers tho

Its Mein Kampf isn't it?

Lol

This guy doesn't girlfriend/wife

If you're giving someone $8,400 a year to date you, you're sad af. I spend less than that on fucking daycare.

Is your daycare a fucking doghouse for that price?

Nah. Just a low cost of living here, BUT we also have lower salaries here. Idk what the equivalent for your location is, but daycare takes over 1/4 of my salary each month.

hahahaha 1/4 of your salary? You are being wage-cucked so hard. This just goes to show, if you don't have a stay-at-home wife you shouldn't be having children. Single mothers are what is destroying America. I urge any man who is in a relationship with a single mother to immediately switch to twinks instead.

If my husband didn't choose to try and kill us, I'd just be a stay at home mom. 💁

Yeah though, I think people should aim to have two parents with only one working during the pre-school years, but it can't always happen.

A lot of the issue here is at a state level. The incomes here are abysmal. As soon as I can get it worked out through the court/logistics of moving, I'd like to move to a different state where I'd make over twice as much with the same cost of living.

Oklahoma is a fucking joke.

If my husband didn't choose to try and kill us, I'd just be a stay at home mom.

I'm glad you brought up choice. You know what else is a choice? Homosexuality. While I think his response was a bit extreme, in his defense you were not keeping those house particularly clean.

Yeah though, I think people should aim to have two parents with only one working during the pre-school years, but it can't always happen.

It should probably be the law. Maternal attention from years 0-3 is one of the strongest correlates with high achievment in children.

The incomes here are abysmal. As soon as I can get it worked out through the court/logistics of moving, I'd like to move to a different state where I'd make over twice as much with the same cost of living.

Just make sure not to move to a blue state.

Oklahoma is a fucking joke.

racist

You're trying too hard, mate.

Well pardon me for expecting you to have a sense of humor about your marital situation

I do about the shit I went through with him, but he threatened my kid's life, so I'm still a little tendie.

so I'm still a little tendie.

smh my head. This whole situation sounds decidedly atypical for rural oklahoma to me.

Really? A dude going through some kind of psychosis and holding his family hostage? That's Oklahoma af these days. I've met so many people that went through the same shit.

That kind of thing is far more common in the coastal areas where people have turned away from the Church.

Also is there like a forum for "my baby daddy tried to kill me" or something?

8400 divided by 52 is $161 a week. I'm not sad, you just don't relationship. Going out to dinner once a week is 60-70. Pay for a movie? 30-40 all things considered. Having ba house instead of an apartment? Your already well over 161 a week. She also spends at least that much on me.

Half of that money is going to buy YOU dinner and YOU a movie. Wtf

Yeah. And I wouldn't be going to those places if I weren't married.

Serious question, why? Are you just not into those places yourself or you'd think it's weird to go alone or what? Because you deserve to treat your own ass.

Just not really into restaurants really and I never buy anything for myself at movie theaters or tourist traps. I have zero interest in beaches and a laundry list of other things that I spend money on.

I hope you end up with someone who enjoys the same things. I get engaging in a partner's activity because you love them but I don't think it's fair for there to be an expectation that it's something you have to do.

Eww reproduction

Where does the pollen goooo

That's not how the real world works for most people.

Yes, but most people are poor fags.

True that

WEEE-OO WEEE-OO INCEL DETECTED

Do you know what incel is short for?

It's part of a chewing gum slogan I think. 🎶incelerate your breath🎶

My dad has probably spent more on bicycles

I personally only visit prostitutes that have been thoroughly reviewed. Many such websites! GOOD!

I personally only visit prostitutes

ftfy

Yeah, no shit retard

Man, that's a lot of whores...

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That cunt connoisseur has cheated 750 times.

URGE TO PING RISING

Pussy purveyor

Anal affection aficionado.

Gussy guru

Anus auditor

Asshole assessor

Do it faggot

If only there was a sub where that was like dramabutwithpinging ;)

someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets

Which part of him the scum btw? Just seeing if I'll be rained or not

Don't worry, If you're here you will definitely be included.

Here's a man who would no take it anymore

I like how half the reviews can't help but mention how sore he makes all the girls with his massive penis

They're probably just sore because he goes in dry.

massive penis

Correction: Tiny penis anybody who brags about having a massive penis on the Internet doesn't have one.

If I had a massive penis I would brag

Lol, entirely false

This is the gold.

That might be true [being a narcissist because I cheat on my gf with hookers and feel no remorse]. But you only know this small aspect of me. You know nothing of me as a father, for instance.

BUSSYSHILL QUOTE

This is the worst one, def.

But 👆 gets the bussyshill vote

This dude is the epitome of a real sex addict, and someone who is hardcore into there addiction, and is also a scumbag. This dude is exactly why im against legal prostitution, just shows the kind of people who go to prostitutes and that sex trafficking is just as bad here as it is in countries where it is illegal.

i mean, all it really shows is that the guy is a sociopath. but it definitely shows that.

I don't think anybody really has any solid idea of exactly what impact legalization has on the amount of trafficking crime.

personally, I'm pro-legalization, for the same reasons I'm pro-choice and pro- drug legalization. they're gonna do it anyway, and paying for support services is way more effective than paying people to chase down perpetrators of a victimless crime and beat them with sticks or whatever

(not that all sex or drug activity is victimless, just most of it)

See, im torn on this issue, I think is should be legalized, but at the same time all the data I could find on sex trafficking in legal countries is from 2013, which Is obviously super outdated as well.

Imagine if it was legal but you had to have public records of who visited a hooker, that you can search online. That’d be funny.

I really don't see how paying a girl to suck your dick is any different from paying a plumber to fix your sink tbh.

People don’t go to foreign countries, kidnap plumbers, take away their passports and get them hooked on drugs just so there’s enough of them to fix your sink every week.

Well the difference is that one of them is a sin against god, and the other involves a prostitute.

Oh now y'all niggas care about God. Didn't give a shit how be felt about bussies...

Legal prostitution is a pre-requisite to making it a regulated, above-the-board profession with background checks and worker unions.

It's so that you can be reasonably sure that your licensed brothel isn't trafficked and that there's no legitimate reason to go to a seedy, unlicensed one. Johns, brothel employees and independent licensed workers all have an interest in snuffing out trafficked workers and unlicensed brothels.

worst

SRDine plz go

SRDine

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they bant me for hatefacts plz no

Dutch for "why not".

I was never really sure. And I might want to go back to the girl. And don't want the location to get into problems, enough places have closed already.

He doesn't even care if the prostitute he is seeing is actually a victim of human trafficking and forced to be a sex slave. Narc indeed.

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Jesus imagine being that guys gf and realizing hes spent 42000$ to cheat on you because he finds you that undesirable

You can sleep with someone without thinking that your SO is undesirable

There's a difference between hooking up with some girl you met a bar that one time and spending five figures on hookers.

It still seems compulsive and not based on a dislike of your SO

> regulated? I don't know what you mean

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Sums it up tbh

The Dutch are autism: the ethnicity

There is an earlier reply about this. I've had 1, genital warts, but not from a prostitute. Girls are regularly tested.

It doesn't affect my relationship.

Hpv is extremely contagious. He's likely infected most of those prostitutes.

When you love your (rim)job, you'll never work a day in your life.

Everyday we stray further from God's light

Pretty much. Also notice the incel defending him.

Here is the best exchange: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/99bb1c/iama_prostitute_reviewer_in_amsterdam_ama/e4mmfd3/

Human: You ever fuck girls you think were trafficked?

Whoremonger: Yah, I raped one.

Human: Uh, you report that shit, bro?

Whoremonger: Nah, I might wanna rape her again, and it was fun that she cried while I did it.

It's sad how so many people are overlooking that detail. Also how that one incel keeps defending him

Sex is so much better when the woman is crying and begging you to stop

I mean, I'm a woman and that's even my fetish.

Please edit your comment to put quotes around "Woman" to accurately reflect your trap status.

If I pay a plumber to fix my pipes and he starts crying halfway through I'm not gonna unironically let the dude leave without finishing the job.

He unironically should have reported it as trafficking and demanded the brothel send him a new whore with a better demeanour though.

People fluent in incel, is this Chad or beta according to their doctrine?

I'm guessing they'd say he's a Chad. They don't see any difference between intimate sex, a drunken one-nighter, prostitution, and rape. For a definite answer, we need the consultation of our friend pizzashill. We can't ping him anymore though :(

spends 42k bucks for gussy

Beta as fuck, that kind of beta that get's #metoo'd by every woman he spend more than 10 minutes with

What a fucking creep.

There is some lovely vintage milfs out this time of year.

She is never going to find out. I'm not getting help, I'm very happy with both my relationship and the prostitutes

Lmao what a legend

>that Google doc

Amazing