I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
On Tuesday my 4 year old scolded me for not praying before eating and then started to cry because she thought that I won't go to heaven with her. My wife thinks that it's "cute and that it shows how much she cares about me."
I had a dream the other night that I would like to share:
Russians called me to pass a message on to Willie Snead that he left a carton of milk in a hotel and the smell impermeated the hotel so much that they had to burn it to the ground. So they tell me he had to meet at the embassy to correct it. I showed up to practice camp, which was at a campground in the middle of Fucking nowhere, and I asked Hayden Hurst where I could find him. Turns out preseason camp is actually a cookout so we wander down to the picnic benches eatin hot dogs and shooting the shit till we find him. We spoke and I gave him international legal advise (which I know nothing about) while his lawyer sar down and took notes. Ultimately we decided it was a trap because they wanted to kidnap him to use him to start a Russian football team.
Just started the school year and it's pretty fun. Other than that I have some medium problems and concerns, but I have a gf and some good friends so overall pretty good thanks.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-08-23
I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
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1 le_epic_xd 2018-08-23
You're better off not knowing
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-08-23
When I get a life, I’ll post a comment.
1 sweetyellowknees 2018-08-23
Congrats on your life!
1 CocoNutsOn 2018-08-23
Thanks, I’m really quite proud of its non-existence.
1 kingofthehill5 2018-08-23
If it was going well i wouldn't be here
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2018-08-23
I think that despite the fact that I'm an /r/drama poster, I'm fine. I kinda like you guys even tho you're all autistic and racist
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-08-23
Don't start liking us, it's how you get sucked into the autistic hivemind
1 Matues49 2018-08-23
""""lives""""
1 BaguetteFetish 2018-08-23
Still posting on r/drama so i can apply for disability benefits.
1 Cdace 2018-08-23
I just woke up from a wonderful dream where the dinosaurs 🦖 age all of humanity
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-08-23
Tell us more
1 Cdace 2018-08-23
Dinosaurs 🦖 ate everyone. It was nice
1 kommerkom 2018-08-23
cdance mod when 👀
1 Cdace 2018-08-23
1 kommerkom 2018-08-23
cdance 🕺🏿
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-08-23
I've got a sinus headache that could kill a horse and I really don't want to work on this project but also I need to get it done by friday.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-08-23
starting a new job next week, and this one is the type where I won't be sitting behind a desk all day
the pro's are: major salary increase, company phone, company laptop, company truck
the only negative is, I think my shitposting hours are going to be greatly diminished.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-08-23
It was nice knowing you, fam
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-08-23
I'm enjoying finally having two consecutive days off. Feels good, fam
1 skyrimporn64 2018-08-23
I've been crying hysterically for the last 32 hours.
1 Think_Once 2018-08-23
On Tuesday my 4 year old scolded me for not praying before eating and then started to cry because she thought that I won't go to heaven with her. My wife thinks that it's "cute and that it shows how much she cares about me."
1 Ravensthrowit 2018-08-23
I had a dream the other night that I would like to share:
Russians called me to pass a message on to Willie Snead that he left a carton of milk in a hotel and the smell impermeated the hotel so much that they had to burn it to the ground. So they tell me he had to meet at the embassy to correct it. I showed up to practice camp, which was at a campground in the middle of Fucking nowhere, and I asked Hayden Hurst where I could find him. Turns out preseason camp is actually a cookout so we wander down to the picnic benches eatin hot dogs and shooting the shit till we find him. We spoke and I gave him international legal advise (which I know nothing about) while his lawyer sar down and took notes. Ultimately we decided it was a trap because they wanted to kidnap him to use him to start a Russian football team.
1 trapochaphouse 2018-08-23
Pretty good, I skipped work today to go see Slayer. How things for you, PK?
1 bythedogswounds 2018-08-23
Started 5th grade today
1 sweetyellowknees 2018-08-23
Just started the school year and it's pretty fun. Other than that I have some medium problems and concerns, but I have a gf and some good friends so overall pretty good thanks.