Crazy Rich Asian gets her mayo on as she calls cops on smokin' blacks.

74  2018-08-23 by ErrorinModum

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LMAO everyone's always crying about white people being racist but I can tell you first hand they don't even hold a candle to Asian folks.

or black folks. or hispanic folks.

Or Latinos.

and don't forget our friends, the precious mole people!

Is that a weird way of saying Punjabi?

punjabi is just another word for very dark brown pashtu speaking pakis who live in bangladesh.

Ow my brain!

I hear "cosas negras" under the breath of a lot of older folks

they are just humming a popular song from their country.

Growing up in a black house hold, at least my racist ass family is nice to white peoples faces, asians don’t give a flying fuck who thinks they are racist.

lol. truth

Developing countries don't have a special exemption from racism. POC are not magically non racist.

only 👏 whites 👏 can 👏 be 👏 racist

Onlyn👏 humans👏can 👏racist👏not👏ducks

look at this disgusting mayo's reaction while this duck tries to claim its reparations

breadtoo

quacklivesmatter

quack

Bread is actually bad for ducks.

wow are you bodyshaming ducks now

Quack quack

all ducks aree kweenz

utki byli korolami i govno

I know it's supposed to be bad a baby got pecked, but that's hilarious.

mayolet absolutely BTFO by based duck

That duck was exercising its white privilege.

OUT! OUT! OUT!!!

you're problematic

Ducks rape everything they find, regardless of gender, race or age. We should all aspire to be as egalitarian as ducks.

quack.

That's what a furry would say...

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power + prejudices = racism.

Take your alt-right ass back too /r/doglogic

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Don't like the truth mayo?

tfw you end up copying actual crazy people to dunk on nazis

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mdefuges get out

lol muh institutional racism

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lol

Ok as an extreme liberal I feel I need to state that this is NOT normal, and in fact this person is damaged in some fashion. Racism is shorthand for racist discrimination and your attempt to redefine it to fit your ends is bullshit.

It's real fucking simple, a black guy doing a caricature of a Chinese or Japanese man by sticking out his teeth and saying shit like "ching chang chong" IS FUCKING RACIST YES BLACK PEOPLE AND BROWN PEOPLE AND YELLOW PEOPLE CAN ALL BE RACIST JUST LIKE WHITE PEOPLE.

Again, these fuckers aren't "the left" they're fucking morons, and both sides have plenty depending on the subject.

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It should be.

You don't understand. I'm indian. And my parents/grandparents are EXTREMELY racist, they just don't mobilize like white people. Same with east asians. Try asking your asian friends what would go down if they brought home a black or latino s/o. And don't even get me started on homophobia.

What I find hilarious is you look at all these browns/blacks whining on twitter and the such about how racist whites are when in reality, whites are the only ones that will put up with their shit. You think pajeets, asians, or mexicans will put up with their shit over in their own countries? Fuck no

fair enough

That is exactly why we need mayocide though

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White Americans are unironically the least racist people on the planet

a minority ratting out another minority? What is it with Trump lovers? Truly. How gone are they that they dont understand we are ALL Americans or what MIND YOU OWN FUCKING BUSINESS means?

Lol these faggots are unprepared. Fact check, Asians are the lords of racism and if you think white America is bad, try China for a week.

I was in China during the 05 anti japanese riots....... I mean demonstrations. Fun times.

A buddy of mine is half black and half Filipino (though he looks 100% black). He said that he has never experienced so much blatant racism as when he visited his family in the Philippines. And this is a guy who dated a white girl whose parents moved her across the country when they found out she was dating a black guy.

What place isn't racist?

A liberals made up utopia in their head.

all the places where /r/chapotraphouse tards have never been in their lives, supposedly

Was going to say pretty much this. According to those sheltered kids, America is literally the worst place to be if you are a minority. Nevermind the middle east, china, etc.

barren wasteland

Norway isn’t that racist, it’s just cold

i heard, maybe east canada?

and Kyoto. rest of Japan is racist af tho

Really? I heard Kyoto is worse than Tokyo.

probably is, but most of the local population is up in their little towers so no one gets harrassed

Asian countries don't give one solitary fuck about being racist. They almost take pride in that shit. Cry to them about a procieved slight, and they will just call the cops, who won't give a shit about being racist either.

japanese people still treat blacks like a caricature its hilarous

biggu rips

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They treat everyone like a caricature, my mate lives in japan and he says that English people on tv are all monocle and bowler hat and all that shit.

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i dont think its based in malice or hostility, its just like black people are still a novelty to them

which is understandable given their demographics over there i guess

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asians have ADVANCED racism. our racism can’t even tell em apart, turns out they’re on totally different levels

Seriouspost: I learned to stop being racist against Americans after being stationed in Asia and learning how much better at racism they were than us. I was like shit, I guess we should all just get along, the rest of the world hates us.

Oh suddenly they're calling themselves Americans now? Fuck off.

Why would they think Asians would like Black people? If anything, Asians despise Black people more than any other people, except for other Asians.

There is another tweet where it shows the stroller and that kid is def a hapa.

Wow - Surprise! An Asian woman dating a white guy? Shocking turn of events.

Can someone post it to /r/hapas I wanna see their reaction

Can't beat those superior hyperborean genes.

Here's the other video, if anyone is looking for it.

It's nice that "Twitter do your thing" has become an obvious shorthand for calls to open harassment.

Was Twitter coded for anything other than weaponized spergathons?

Nope

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Just report the guy for targeted harassment lol.

wAsians are racist motherfuckers. which makes no sense because they are retards, ammiright?

Twitter, do your thing

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fucking lol self righteous black people acting like they dont look sketchy, when they pride themselves on doing so specifically to stick it to the man

"omg look how much i intimidate old white people look how cool i am"

"omg how dare they report me for loitering even though i look sketchy af and i was just standing around the entrance to a building for ages"

maybe just be respectable and dont look like youre going to rob people and you wont get the cops called on you, most people manage it and some of them are even brown

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Yo say that to my face white ass biatch I'll fucking kill you

lmao nogs, that's what not enough lynchings gets you

lol ill just call the cops before you get a chance like in op

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Sketchy=looking black to you, doesn't it?

The real question is if that is even an issue

Twitter, do your thing.

So, uh, twitter needs to do something about the fact that people openly use its platform as a means for mass harassment.

Just tweet about it, and ask Twitter to do their thing

You literally post HUNDRED of times every DAY. You are a complete failure, no life whatsover. And you spam Reddit every day trying to swing opinions? How would people react if you would approach them in Real Life with all your "achievements" and real life appearance?

Yeah exactly. You are helping Trump get re-elected.

Did I miss something? I’ve seen this fresh pasta a couple times this morning.

I spend so much of my fucking time on reddit, and still manage to miss shit. I can't even waste my life properly.

Well were they smoking around a baby? Because if so I can see how that's a legitimate complaint, then again she could just walk away and not be a retard.

Second hand smoking kills though

I honestly don’t know why black people on Twitter or just twitter users in general seem just so unprepared and immature in real life. If they truly believe America is the epitome of racism then they haven’t spent time in Asia, MENA, or Hispanic countries where people will be openly bigoted towards you and you can’t call the cops on it because they don’t give a shit lmfao

Checked out the scene of this drama Asians were still in the vicinity

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Twitter, do your thing.

what does this even mean?

Whatever happened to “not your personal army”?