I love how this began two years ago as an intended lesson in bankroll management, and ends by Doug saying “fuck this”, gambling with 1/10 bankroll buy-ins to just finish this shit.
Polk:
I find this post offensive and misleading. It was 1/12th my [bankroll]
$25/hr is more than the majority of American households live on. If it's 'super fucking poor' to you than you're likely out of touch w/ your fellow citizen and are a drain on your society like the majority of the trash wealthy.
Also he started w/ a $100 bankroll. Working from that starting point was by far the majority of the man hours. Not suprised you're a thoughtless fag though.
No house in live hold 'em, don't know about this online or in-casino shit. I made thousands of dollars in college during the hold 'em craze just by not being retarded and abstaining from alcohol during games. Unfortunately the hype died down and it's just not as popular.
I mean Doug was at one point the best high steaks NLHE heads up player in the world and is a millionaire and streaming stupid shit like the bank roll challenge is his job now that the NLHE heads up scene is completely dead.
He won the one drop just a couple years ago he is doing ok
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1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
Rando:
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1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
How to turn $100 into $10,000?
Get a job. You'll be able to make a lot more than 10k in far less time.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
Good one fag. It took around 400hr to complete so he played poker for $25/hr.
Go the fuck home dad, literally noone likes you.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-08-23
$25/hr isnt even a good starting salary
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
Thanks for letting everyone know you're super fucking poor.
LOL @ your $25/hr shit. That's fucking hilarious.
No surprise someone into following a 'gambler' is a poor.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
$25/hr is more than the majority of American households live on. If it's 'super fucking poor' to you than you're likely out of touch w/ your fellow citizen and are a drain on your society like the majority of the trash wealthy.
Also he started w/ a $100 bankroll. Working from that starting point was by far the majority of the man hours. Not suprised you're a thoughtless fag though.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
I bet you $25/h you don't even have a job.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
For the rest of my life? If you can afford that your capital really should be ripped apart and redistributed.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
The house always wins, dummy.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
No shit retard, you want to name the alphabet for me too? Do you even have a point?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
This has clearly hit a nerve with you and for that I'm not sorry. Maybe stop being a loser and it won't bother you.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
Your dwarf star-like density strikes a nerve with me. You should be sorry, but I don't accept your apology. Go play in traffic.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
I can't go play in traffic right now as I'm at work earning well more than $25/h.
I'll make a note on my TODO list and try to fit it into my schedule.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
A drain on your company too I see.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
Maybe one day you'll be able to say "at work" too.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
Where do you work anyways? So I can apply.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
I'd tell you but according to the Employee Manual "no loser, no gamblers, no furries". So it wouldn't do you much good.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
Me and my chest hair are out then.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
Why did you delete your new thread?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/99qi30/this_guy_hates_poker_so_much_he_wants_to_eat_my/
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
It's reposted, don't worry. I missed the permalink and didn't want to confuse.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-08-23
OK good deal, didn't want you to fold so fast.
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
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1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-08-23
No house in live hold 'em, don't know about this online or in-casino shit. I made thousands of dollars in college during the hold 'em craze just by not being retarded and abstaining from alcohol during games. Unfortunately the hype died down and it's just not as popular.
1 shill_house 2018-08-23
You play against other people in hold'em not the house, the house only makes money via rake.
1 Nerdlinger 2018-08-23
Meh. Bus drivers here are starting at $20/hour and that’s less work than playing poker.
1 pepperouchau 2018-08-23
I haven't been worried about a Polk since 1849
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-08-23
I make more than 25 an hour... Why bite my nails and have to gamble for it?
1 Jonny_Stranger 2018-08-23
Bite a dick instead then? This isn't a casino, you're welcome to fuck off :D
1 moondoggy101 2018-08-23
I mean Doug was at one point the best high steaks NLHE heads up player in the world and is a millionaire and streaming stupid shit like the bank roll challenge is his job now that the NLHE heads up scene is completely dead.
He won the one drop just a couple years ago he is doing ok
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