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what a brave man posting the Dragon loli in Australia of all places.

Don't lewd

lewd

I prefer Elma

I guess most characters are too thicc for you

Tohru and Lucoa are at least and I don't care for Kanna cause she's too young so I'm left with Elma and Kobayashi.

Lucoa👌🏿

Those melons

Whys that brave doing it in australia?

Government mandates cowtits only in cartoon porn, petitefags and pedos irreversibly btfo.

I don't know what any of that means

it means you must have large breasts in the porn and also your flippy flaps must match and be short

In Australia (and Canada) you get sent to prison for cartoon porn that depicts underage characters.

But also porn of actual real adult women with small tits or big flaps is illegal

Source?

big flaps

...huh?

Roast

Beef

i don't know if it's technically illegal, but literally no one has been arrested for watching regular porn vids with 23 year old thots with small tits.

Your udderly confused.

Too bad he can't post her lewds because then he'd get arrested. Australia fuck yea

Absolutely based. I can't wait for the hikkomori generation to be boomers (actual boomers, not 32-year-old ones).

I think maybe that term doesn't mean what you think ot means

Ravioli

Vote for Palmer at the poll-oli

*poli-oli smh

lewd the dragon loli

clive rules he posts all sorts of shit

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He's a national treasure.

I really don't get the masturbation machine one.

one of the holocaust memoirs from a "survivor" said that the nazis had masturbation machines that they hooked jewish boys up to like a cow milker

another guy said that the nazis had a cage with a bear and an eagle in it, theyd put a jew in and the bear would kill him and the eagle would eat him

another said that they had a rollercoaster type machine that would carry jews and eject them directly into a furnace

like 90% of ww2 history is really bad propaganda, did you ever see the shrunken heads and lamp shades made of jew skin and human soap? those werent actually real and they admitted it

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I knew right away before I clicked the link that it was going to be clive palmer, Qultist losers may think trump is jesus re-incarnate, but this man is god on earth.

I've noticed a few billboards in my area, what's he ramping up for?

Running for the Palmerment (again)

Hes gonna build a titanic shaped mcdonalds or something

this definitely wasn't debated over for hours by their marketing team. totally not designed to get attention and his name out there lol dude

It's Clive. He doesn't make considered decisions. He does this shit all the time. The man is a fucking lunatic and I will vote for whoever will promise me a Clive pm next election.

He won't last long anyway, given the way we burn through them lately. Though the caucus room backstab will be a sight to see. They'll need a harpoon gun.

oh rly? he has, if not my vote, then my love

I dunno, Clive Palmer seems like he's actually literally autistic.

https://twitter.com/CliveFPalmer/status/925494913386590208

/ourguy/

ame ame ame

Season 2 when

When future historians talk about the Weebocaust, the only question will be, "Why did they wait so long?"

Sigh.

God damn do I hate fucking degenerates. Anime is truly a mistake.

Other Clive Palmer projects: a functional replica of the titanic, a robot dinosaur theme park and his own political party, the United Australia Party. He got elected once and had the lowest attendance rate of any MP.

Good lord, the meme war has had a real and lasting impact on politics.

There have been a hell of a lot of memes flying around-

Jesus fucking christ is this why people hate gizmodo?

http://archive.is/t1HMz Here's an archive link if anyone doesn't want to support Gizmodo.