Alex Jones caught looking at Michelle O type porn

396  2018-08-24 by xfinity12345

163 comments

Link plox

to alex jones or to tranny porn?

both u nerd

Oh was it tranny porn?

I just saw half of the title of the tab

Yes

You can see it in this video at around 12:45.

Here's a still of that frame.

There's more than one porn video that could match the title, including "Naughty tbabe Marissa Minx relieved of cock hunger by stud" and "Naughty Tbabe Marissa Minx and Moka Mora hot sex".

Interesting.

It's gotta be this video, right? The lettering/capitalization are an exact match (tbabe vs Tbabe). It has exactly 1 like, i bet it's from Alex Bill.

Yeah I totally missed that it said tbabe and not just babe on the low res pic lmao

hotlinking to 4chan.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/183379340

"LOOK HE'S WATCHING TRANNY PORN!"

"How do you know it's tranny porn? We can barely see what's on the screen as it's partial letters."

[proceeds to name the tranny and direct link the exact videos]

/pol/ plays itself.

he too is a man of culture

lol bussy lmao is culture

trap porn is pleb tier

i only watch porn of trannies who detransitioned. Yeah, i'm cultured like that sue me bitch.

based and redpilled

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pol

immediately recognizes a random trannny penis from a random screencap at potato resolution

Because of course.

Only when you're surrounded by utter degeneracy can you learn to hate it

EXCUSES

i am sucking this off this dick bevause you need to know degeneracy to fight it

.. ....sure buddy. Sure.

This isn't about Alex Jones

I'm saying it's not surprising that a right-wing movement manifested itself on one that's the most degenerate sites in the English speaking internet

Hahaha he is trying to learn and do research

By smearing Alex Jones yโ€™all are foolishly playing into the hands of the globalist elites and supporting demonic forces of evil. I hope god gives yโ€™all cancer in the mind like the traitor McCain.

Yeap.. alex jones is into some smearing tranny shot on himself

Is this what a sundown moment looks like.

Cool it with the trans bigotry, maybe you would be more comfortable over at r/the_donald

Hot tbh

Just playing devil's advocate here. Could they not have just googled the title of the tab to verify it? It looks to me that it says "Naughty something Marissa M something". I could imagine if you replace those somethings with "trannys" or "porn" you could hunt it down rather easily.

Its pretty much a straight porn vid.
The tranny is fucking a girl, a real one.
1 Penis and 1 Vagina.

Traps aren't gay.

you are probably the first person on reddit in my years on this shit hole that has denounced hotlinking. holy shit. thanks

what does it matter reddit literally saves the relevant thumbnail

you are still hotlinking though. clicking on the actual image link takes you to a .jpg on one of 4chans CDNs

I D I O T

why would you click, the thumbnail contains everything you want to see

Stop crying

oof ouchie ow

How are the stupidest also the smartest.

Caught looking at what?

What gende is Michelle Obama?

A man

This is what retards actually believe

Reptiles don't have gender.

One of the tabs is titled "Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi...", here's a rotated picture where you can see it better.

This is what happens when you have so much male varility you want to fuck anything bent over.

You ain't a man if you fuck anything with a smaller dick than your own. Everyone knows that.

If they didn't before they certainly do now.

This but unironically.

Animal, mineral, or vegetable!

varility

Jesus Christ

OH EXCUSE ME I PUT AN A INSTEAD OF AN I WHEN I'M 4 DRINKS IN

Ha! Lightweight. I can still spell Zbig... Zbig... Zbignieu Bryzhenderschwartz. You know what? Fuck you.

Ze big neu Hinterschwarz

You know if the murder rate of illegal immigrants is lower, technically they're sort of like human shields who are there to take a few blows for us. There are probably a few white grils out there who have been saved when a rapist/killer spotted a hot illegal latina across the street and raped/murdered her instead. I'm just saying.

not too hard to be lower than the murder rate of black ppl /muzzies

check 'em ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Wow, that image on that last one.

a

look at all that c o p e

so what? i occasionally watch tranny porn and im straight (although its far from being my main thing). It's been demonstrated over and over that tranny porn and tranny website main traffic is straight men

im straight

Debatable.

That's a dude with fake tits fucking a girl. Still straight

The straightest.

Uh, don't think so. The Special Autism Operations Force matched the video with an exact find and it's very not straight.

https://imgur.com/a/HOZxhDu

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This made me laugh way too hard.

That wasn't the video he was watching though, that was just a thumbnail of a suggested video or something. The title of the video he was watching starts with "Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi...", so it's definitely not the one in the picture.

Some matches I've found include "Naughty tbabe Marissa Minx relieved of cock hunger by stud" and "Naughty Tbabe Marissa Minx and Moka Mora hot sex". I'm leaning towards it being the first one.

Getting fucked in the ass by a girl is definitely straight fam.

Its straight if the attraction is to tits not dick.

But...

Oh forget it.

The thumbnail shows a different titled video, but it is certainly Marissa Minx. The title is "Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi..." however, the image shown within the thumbnail looks like a "suggested video".

If you go on any video site, you get the main video, which has its title displayed on the tab, then you have suggested videos when you scroll down. So no, Alex technically did not view that video. So it could still be straight.

Libtard here. This is actually lesbian porn which makes it gay. Don't @ me.

umbnail of a suggested video or something. The t

It's lesbian with a deviation, which makes it almost straight.

I'm not at all shocked that Alex "REEEEEEEE TRANNIES" Jones is a girlcock enthusiast. The surprising part is that the Conspiracy King forgoes incognito even for porn.

surprised a boomer doesn't know how to use everyday tech

Really?

boomer

?

Baby boomer.

Jesus fuck guys, Gen X exists too and the cunts manage to pawn off all the blame on boomers and millennials.

Yeah, Alex Jones is only like 44 years old. I have no idea what he looks the way he does.

He's looked the same age for like 20 years and it's unfortunate. On the plus side maybe he'll look the same when he's 64.

You kidding? This is 2018, you can be a 19 year old boomer.

But hes not one

He's only playing a character.

Browsing incognito on your own phone

Why? History helps preserve pornos you want for later.

But then you preserve your porno history for the deep state hackers to steal for dirt.

Not telling everyone you watch scat guro hentai yourself

Lmao

I would never personally admit to being so vanilla.

Don't worry, Alex and his kids were just trying to convince his ex that "tranny porn" existed.

Like pottery

I-I uh kept the tab open because itโ€™s just uhm-like so hard to find, y-you know? What if the need to prove tranny pornโ€™s existence arose again? B-better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it, heh.

I cant remember what this is referencing?

That sub is deader than Hitler.

Gay nazi furry bernie supporter

Kurt, is that you?

Shameless self-promotion for /r/kurteichenwald and /r/InfoWarsOfficial

The second sub is currently private.

Wanna be a mod?

I do.

Make Ed a mod of /r/Drama and i'll think about it.

Think about it? That's not enough commitment!

Alright. Ed becomes a mod and you can be a mod.

He's invited. :)

He's been a mod here already

Didn't you used to be a mod here?

Yes. I modded him and then quit a month later.

Sad.

like 90% of the threads on here would have been the thread of the week until 3 years ago

This is his official statement, if anyone was looking for it:

Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my ex-wife that "dickgirl porn" existed. I tried to find some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family watches my show, so they know this is true.

I tried to find some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this.

Lmao, this is the internet and you know he's been to 4chan. You really have to try to avoid dickgirl porn.

Kurt Eichenwald was actually claiming that he was with his kids and trying to show that tentacle porn existed to wife.

Pass the parmesan.

lmao nice

Where did he post this?

he has kids??? wow lol.

Someone tweet this at Kurt Eichenwald.

Isn't this technically gay?

Itโ€™s a confusing answer. Some might say itโ€™s gay cause itโ€™s a tranny, but people are defending him since the tranny is fucking a woman. Idk tbh, seems pretty gay to me.

It's not gay until you do it yourself.

the tranny is fucking a woman

I believe theyโ€™re fucking a dude. Not a woman.

I though that it was decided that Tgirl + girl is the least gay form of porn.

It goes in order of most to least gay: Man + Man. Tgirl + tgirl. Man + girl. Tgirl + guy. Girl + Girl (some how this is less gay). Tgirl + girl.

It comes down to the ratio of dicks to tits.

ANYTHING WITH A WOMAN IN IT IS STRAIGHT

Gay is when balls touch, I believe.

Alex Jones confirmed frog.

Gavin sticking a buttplug in his ass and now this.

The right is more progressive than the left these days.

The Gussy Right.

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Wtf is this peak autism?

Imaging jerking off to trans porn and sticking shit up your ass, but then you become a right-winger crusading against degeneracy as a defense mechanism to hide your own insecurities. Pathetic tbqh. ๐Ÿ˜’

What, McInnes? What happened??

whaaaaaaat

lol I don't how many more conservatard types have to be caught doing gay shit before everyone stops being surprised that they're self-loathing closet cases.

I don't know how many male feminists have to be caught in the act before we finally all admit that all male feminists are rapists.

Gavin sticking a buttplug in his ass

Haha wait what? Link pls

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"I am an assplay enthusiast who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world."

Well, let's just google "Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi," I'm sure there's a reasonable, totally safe for work and non-degenerate explanation for all this...Oh.

That is some next level autism shit. Someone really remembered that specific transgender porn video off just that super low quality screen shot and only 1/3 of the video even on screen? Holy shit. Someone get that kid a medal.

A good portion of the title is in the video too, and it's not hard to narrow it down from that.

It literally said Tbabe in the title, it wasn't too difficult

I wish this were a case of someone having an encyclopedic knowledge of trap porn, but if you rotate the picture and zoom in, the title of the video is readable. After that, it's just google.

Alex is more of a libertarian so this fits him to a T (babe)

Awful lot of kink shaming happening in here.

He's a fan of the bussy

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The funny thing is, there is no way to know where this pic is from

Aside from the fact that you're wrong, you're absolutely right.

It was a screengrab from a livestream which was also on their website AND Alex Jones has replied already.

I blame the chemicals in the water or the natural boner pills !

That's...probably one of the least weirdest things he's done.

Watching porn on your phone.

He is either wanking at work or a porn addict. Not sure why anyone would use their phone for porn otherwise. A laptop is so much better when you gotta go for a meat beat mania.

Imagine being a poorfag who doesn't sit in a zero gravity heated reclining massage chair facing a 56" monitor hooked up to a dedicated porn dekstop in his masturbatorium.

Or he's just a boomer who uses the internet in irregular ways.

Imagine being so deep in the closet that you actually think Michelle Obama is a man

I'm pretty sure he's joking.

I'm pretty sure he's been masturbating to that fantasy for a while now.

Some of these excuses are hilarious

โ€˜Something tells me that thereโ€™s a good chance this is nothing.

Any normal person who looks up porn clears his browser history... or at least closes the tabs, right? And they sure as hell donโ€™t hold their phone up to the camera if youโ€™re not 100% sure what people are going to see.

There are all kinds of reasons that tab could be there which have nothing to do with him getting off. Maybe heโ€™s looking for satanic symbols or trying to match photos of missing persons or something, who knows?

Not saying itโ€˜s not suspicious, but Iโ€™m not convinced.โ€™

Or more likely ya boi Jonesey likes choking his meat to men with tits?

Maybe heโ€™s looking for satanic symbols

Welcome to Infowars, I'm Alex Jones. Okay tonight we're gonna be talking about some Satanic images I found in transgender porn....

Helluva hook, though. If that was the first thing I heard after tuning into the Infowars livestream I'd have to stick around for a bit.

Obviously the trans community would be the first place to look for the influence of Beelzebub.

Hey, that's unfair - r/Drama users on this thread have also looked up the video and linked to it multiple times, so it can be just for the purpose of resea- ohhhhhhhh waaaaait

best timeline?

best timeline.

He's turning the freaking dudes gay

Truly a man of taste and culture

Just him and his kids trying to convince the ex-wife dickgirl porn exists. As you do.

It's not his history. It's favorite tabs

4chan got it first. Reddit will always be a pleb hole.