Daddy has an illegitimate child

55  2018-08-25 by BlakcWoolf

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This is why we need mayocide.

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Member when they trotted out Bill Clinton's kid? I member.

Also, is it alive or get smosmorshioned?

Member when they trotted out Bill Clinton's kid? I member.

no, actually. and i like to think of myself as pretty well-informed about politics.

what news outlet covered this story?

https://youtu.be/sHwp8-FgwHo

TMZ, Inside Edition, and some other ones. Of course the big outlets try to stay away from these kinda stories due to partisanship.

You're kind of leaving out the fact republicans were repeating this conspiracy during the 2016 election even though a DNA test was done and it was proven this guy wasn't his kid.

Well /u/WarSanchez is a retard

Well, /u/WarSanchez is notorious for being retarded

Where did I hurt you? Daddy's here to make it better.

I just like making fun of retards

I know that, I was just answering the guys question.

I do infact remember how they insisted a kid who DNA tests showed was NOT bill's was some kind of scandal.

yes, i remember that.

I never said other wise, I was jist pointing out that the same people that will cry about this being below the belt or stupid rumors were cheering on the Bill Clinton kid and bringing Bill's accusers to the debate.

Can't wait for the mental gymnastics season! Go team DDF!

It's yet another one of those things where he'd be better off going, "yea i did that".

Donald Trump won the White Evangelical Christian vote by a margin of 64 points, 80%-16%

The absolute state of protestants

Holy Roman empire should have won the 30 years war

Fuck the Swedes

Gustavus is bae but the fun died with him

>making a charge after fog obscures everything

He deserved it.

Muh 300 hundred years of prosperity

Whaaaats the deal with the holy Roman empire

Blame the French for not putting their Catholic faith before their Habsburg hatred.

They did help give rise to the nation State however

If it weren't for the french you'd be C H I N N right now.

Hate to break it to you, but Christcucks haven't followed their own guidelines since Jeezy ate shit on the cross

These church retards only care about forcing people to have babies they don't want.

And singing songs together like a bunch of 4 year olds.

Abortion means fewer vulnerable children for singsongs in the pizzeria Church basement.

Most people want children.

Sure. Lots of people want kids. Having kids when your 16 and your retard boyfriend "forgets" to pull out is another story. Jesus fucking Christ are we actually debating abortion on r/drama? Excuse me I need to down vote myself.

an old sexual degenerate has extra kids laying around

Imagine my shock πŸ˜’πŸ™„πŸ€”

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It's okay they won't bring up back for another few seasons anyway

Having a bastard child is pretty much a requirement to be President now

You could maybe prove it happened, first? Isn't that a crazy idea?

HERE COMES DADDY DEFENSE FORCE

tbh I would be more surprised if Trump didn't have an illegitimate bastard child by some random maid even before hearing this story. He's not exactly known for his monogamy

And he's not even American πŸ˜‚

Only one?

Umpa-Lumpas come forward, we found your Daddy.

so if trump get impeached then this kid - whoever he his - automatically ascends to the presidency?

is that how succession works here?

Not right away, a few terms later, traditionally.

Piss prostitutes, where are they? Where they live?

Sorry, I heard too much to believe in this one.

Or you’re too dumb to believe it πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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Daddy a daddy

Who knew

40% of children born today as bastards

Haha drumpf is stumped

Daddy proving again to be a model minority

he really is the family values president

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Point to where on the doll where Daddy drama hurt you.

Some kid somewhere is now figuring out that this guy is his dad.

Ma, ma, where's my pa?