PAGING /u/YameteOniichanItai! SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING LOLICONS!

41  2018-08-26 by jasos-2005

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If it looks like a child, if it behaves like a child, and you're attracted it to... then its a 3000 year old dragon, you bigots!

Are you attracted to its 3000 year old personality? or 10 year old body?

my granny always said "you can't motorboat a personality, no matter how old" but then, you can't motorboat a 10 year old's body either.

wow that sub is running out of steam

It’s a shame they used to have some really good content

Smh just let me masturbate to Megumin hentai in peace ffs

Better Komekko. Her sister is way better.

I'm an Anime-only kind of pedophile so I don't know who you're talking about.

Shame indeed, but I can relate. I too used to be into Megumin before I read the LNs (show covers only the first 4, Komekko only really plays a role in 11).

subjecting yourself to isekai LNs

You're not a pedophile, you're a masochist.

It's actually a really good story.

KonoSuba is great because it subverts the very tropey isekai genre. There's other examples like that, such as Re:Zero, Shield Hero and Overlord.

All of those are extremely trope-y. In order: "I was transported to a different world but everything is awful when I thought it would be an adventure", "I was transported to a different world and am a rage machine that must take revenge on the dumb slut that wronged me", and "I was transported to a different world, but I am no longer human, also it's a game".

I can name a dozen manga in each of those categories.

The point of what I was saying is that most isekai have the protagonist be some sort of superhuman Chad Thundercock figure with no real obstacles. In the works I've mentioned, this is heavily subverted. Subaru has only very minor Yin magic and Return By Death (which is not pleasant to go through), Naofumi has a socially ostracized weirdo who, barring limited, debilitating circumstances, cannot fight back and Ainz is powerful, yet has to keep up appearances of being an evil overlord when his servants see him as a literal god. They all have clear, visible goals and personalities rather than just dicking around and gathering a harem.

Isekais have reached the point where no amount of gimmicks can redeem them, imo. Konosuba is alright just because it's funny and the story isn't meant to be taken seriously. I might enjoy some of the higher quality ones individually, but I've already tried to read several of every possible iteration so it's impossible now.

Perhaps it's simply time to take a break from them. It's pretty much impossible to make or find a story which has no tropes, so your tolerance will rise no matter what you do.

They're tropes but they're good tropes.

Who cares? Honestly, tropes exist BECAUSE THEY WORK. The greatest example of Western literature, if not the entire world, THE LORD OF THE RINGS is at its core the most boring, generic fantasy story imaginable - It's still a literary masterpiece though.

where's the go to LN place now that m-chan is dead?

No idea in general, but for KonoSuba in particular the sidebar on /r/konosuba has downloadlinks and links to the site of the guy who translates them atm.

Madokami, AnimeBytes and MyAnonaMouse.

sadly, none of those look like what m-chan was best for, which was clicking a link and having an epub file dl to your phone :(

Madokami does that pretty well. As for trackers, that's just how torrents work.

I just prefer direct download for my phone to a torrent.

I can understand wanting the convenience, but I would encourage you not to discount torrents. They can still provide a lot.

yo what the fuck

I have no idea who any of these people are, but when I put Komekko and Megumin into Google I get this

explain yourselves, degenerate kidfuckers.

There is sadly very little Komekko fanart, because she is only in the LNs. Megumin is far more popular.

For Komekko, look here: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=komekko

Yeah, you people are clearly pedophiles

What kind of response is that? He's literally admitting it, of course it's clear.

no, wtf?

literal 5 year old attractive

Well, actually, it's literally a drawing 😎

Ce n'est pas un enfant

I don't care for her sister or whoever that is but Megumin is not 5 but prime age and a cutie

She's 14 which is still pedophilia to redditors. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

Why don't you enjoy the Komekko lewds instead of insulting lolicons. It's not healthy to be angry so much.

Why would you think it's a joke? It's literally just pedophilia with the exception that it's (hopefully) limited to 2D.

Oh, I guess Megumin is technically 14 or something, so I'll leave it to /u/YameteOniichanItai to do his usual "ackshually that's just hebephilia" schtick.

It's an important distinction

Megumin is a cutie, 10/10 would explode inside

They're not kids, they're 500 years old. Do you even know the lore?

those are actual kids.

no those are cartoons calm down.

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fine, they are depictions of kids which are in no way sexualized, and are clearly under the age of consent pretty much everywhere.

I'm not saying you should face legal action for wanting to fuck sexual depictions of innocent kids. But you probably should kill yourself.

not masturbating to creatures whose physical form can't even be comprehended by the mortal mind

bitch get on my level. your brain would fry at even half the shit i've masturbated to.

Honestly, it troubles me that so many of you even know all of this fucking lingo or characters, or whatever the fuck you're talking about.

it's because this sub has a bunch of unironic weebs in it. it's filthy

lol @ protraying animemes as anything related to a good sub

It's literally full of 12 yos now. One year ago there were more 20 so yos with the mental maturity of 12 yos on there but the times they are a changin.

hope you like hearing the same joke 30 times every day

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It's literally full of 12 yos now

isnt that good for you? maybe you can hook up

Well it might be if I had a preference for male weebs in their teens who don't shower instead of for skinny, small, fit women

What is so bad about shota bussy

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It's just not on the same level as legal loli gussy

legal

:thinking:

Like in New Game, if you've seen that show

I know it watched the first ep but didn't care about another cute girls cute things show. Need my harems

you and I are so different

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Why'd you get suspended on your old account?

not sure, I contacted the admins but no one responded to me.

Had a notification telling me I was permanently suspended for "violent content" without a link to any such content.

Hmm, that's weird. Were you previously suspended on that account?

Yeah 1week same reason... Or non reason as back then no explanation was given either

Unfortunate, since the only alternative (r/anime_irl) is pretty SJW.

Lolicon shaming is very sad and harmful. Lolicons are a disenfranchised minority in today's society, often forced to hide their harmless link even from their significant other out of fear of being judged for it. Many women would even consider breaking up with their partner upon discovering a preference for this kink, falsely likening it to paedophilia although this does not apply in most cases. Some countries even try to legally prosecute lolicons out of a false sense of Kantian righteousness.

Shame is the essence of being a lolicon.

Is it even possible to talk about lolicons without shaming them? It would be like your uncle not being your parent's brother.

Shame is the essence of being a lolicon.

Not true. Pride.

Yeah, in the same way the essence of squares is being circular.

TIL being a lolicon = being Catholic

Shame, obsession with innocence, fucking underaged kids...yeah, Catholics are lolicons.

No, they're into boys so the correct term is shotacon.

Remember, loli = little girl, shota = little boy

I refuse to remember that, you goddamn weeb.

Go back to raping kids faggot

Both are gross, but if you don't see a difference between jerking off to drawings, and fucking actual children, that says something really fucking awful about you.

Oh shit some drama that i'm actually engaged in has been posted to /r/Drama. Should I feel proud or ashamed?