r/Christianity is told to "Pray for South Africa", drama ensues

55  2018-08-27 by AchtungMaybe

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Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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I come from an era where I can remember a much different life, the end of apartheid and beginning of a Mandela dream to nightmare.

Our housekeeper has worked with us for 31 years, no one knows me better than our gogo. I love her to the ends of the earth and likewise. And now she is watching my kids grow. She sits and eats with us at the table, sleeps in a bed if she is not well, shares a life with us.

The times are troubling but we keep to ourselves and love each other in the hope that it will show others!

My house nigger loves my family! She wouldn't want us to be lynched by the field niggers! Oh lawdy lawdy

"He" wouldn't. The big black bull doesn't want anyone to hurt his cuck or his landwhale, after all.

what the fuck are you even talking about?

sleeps in a bed if she is not well

Where the fuck does she sleep otherwise?

In the shed obv

Our housekeeper has worked with us for 31 years, no one knows me better than our gogo. I love her to the ends of the earth and likewise. And now she is watching my kids grow.

Now imagine the smile on Aunt Jemima's face when the SA government tells her that the house would be all hers if she booted out whitey.

Fuck I miss pinging

wtf pinging is banned

Yes ma'am

Haha, oh those crazy boomers are s...

Hi, I’m a South African white female 36,

Race relations wise, the 90s was like their 60s, so she is a boomer.

You gotta understand this is africa not living in a sheet metal shed is pretty good for most people let alone the luxury of sleeping in a real bed, people would kill for that job.

I mean fuck, I’m an unironic racist, and that is too patronizing and dehumanizing even for me.

sleeps in a bed if she is not well

How generous...

Wtf, who writes that unironically?

the south rises 😬😬😬

That reason is because 90% of the land in South Africa is owned by White South Africans who are a minority, while ‘colored’ or mixed race South Africans own 6% of the land and the native black South Africans only own the remaining 4%.

That's crazy. Imagine if such a small percentage of the population owned the majority of the nation's infrastructure in America.

(((population)))

gj quoting an unsourced reddit comment and treating it as fact

A government land audit released in February showed that farms and agricultural holdings comprise 97 percent of the 121.9 million hectares of the nation’s area, and that whites own 72 percent of the 37 million hectares held by individuals. This tallies with the results of a separate audit released Nov. 1 by Agri Development Solutions and farm lobby group AGRI SA, which found non-whites own 27 percent of the nation’s farmland compared with 14 percent in 1994.

From WaPo article Why Land Seizure Is Back in News in South Africa, 8/1/18

But (((they))) do.

that's the joke

I’m taken a back at the number of people refusing to pray for others because of some comical political reason. Human suffering is occurring, this is undeniable, but apparently it’s not the proper type of human suffering.

LOL he thinks that prayer does anything, what a fucking retard

Great find, I had no idea the sub could be so entertaining.